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TV ShowsBig Brother UK
Make us laugh!
EllsElls
Ms Golightly Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies ... -It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting. -A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty. -If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps. -Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization. -It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts -... [ more ]
Barolo George the post man was on the final day of his job after 35 years of serving the same neighbourhood, come rain or shine. At the first house,he was greeted by the entire family applauding him, and sent on his way with a healthy gift envelope. At the second house, he was presented with a case of fine wine, at the third he left with a box of Havana cigars. At the fourth house, George was greeted by a beautiful blonde in a baby- doll nightie, who took him by the hand upstairs to the bedroom and... [ more ]
Barolo With his elderly wife, Bob the pensioner goes to the doctor for his annual check up. After checking him over, the doctor turns to him. " Well Bob," he says, " You seem fine but i'm going to need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample." Hard of hearing, Bob turns to look at is wife. " What did he say?" He yells. His wife bellows back: " He said he needs your underpants." Two men are sitting on a river bank, fishing. Suddenly, they look up and see a funeral procession going over the... [ more ]
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TV ShowsBig Brother UK
POLL: Appearances
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ZAYLEE good poll [ more ]
Lindsxdx How do they get their pants to stay up? It is a question that has puzzled me for a while. [ more ]
Towno :) Great Poll, but looking at the answers I've just found out that I'm very average with my opinions Well apart from the fashion one. I put that I'd prefer the sixties. Apart from anything else I'd love to meet my mam when she was a young woman and of course the music was class [ more ]
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TV ShowsBig Brother UK
Boy meets Girl...anyone watching?
SarumSarum
Sarum OK, see what you think. I hvae to admit tonight's episode brought up a few things that I'd rather not have remembered, so I'm not going to think about it anymore. [ more ]
Cigarettes & Alcohol I'll have to give it a try, once I've rested what little is left of my mind. [ more ]
Sarum That's it. I know the plot sounds like a bit of a cliché, but I'm enjoying the characterisations, and some of the interpretation is new... [ more ]
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TV ShowsBig Brother UK
RHYMING THREAD
Soozy WooSoozy Woo
Bagel Queen in the lounge forum m'dear just next door to here look at first rhyme in there and the big piano and chair now I must leave for a while or will end up walking a mile [ more ]
slimfern oh! I didn't see another one is that where everyone has gone? or is that one much further down should I go look or let it drown.. Evening Bagel hun... [ more ]
Bagel Queen the joanna is in the lounge bar down the coridoor..not too far [ more ]
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TV ShowsBig Brother UK
is c4 realy in the doo doo?
B BBBS
Shar I don't know what went wrong with C4 but it really does look like it's in trouble ... Even its biggest draw, BB, now looks likely to be sold off to the highest bidder (hopefully not Sky, but who else can afford it ...? ) ... It's quite sad to see it in decline, when it has provided us with some of the best programmes and, in particular, cutting edge documentaries than any other TV channel ... [ more ]
Kaytee and repeating it ad nauseum Dems [ more ]
Demantoid They failed in their last attempt to grab a slice of the licence fee. If they made more of their own shows, instead of importing endless expensive American trash, they might have more of a claim to be a 'public service broadcaster' [ more ]
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TV ShowsBig Brother UK
Room 101
Comrade OgilvyComrade Ogilvy
faerykelstar Topically, Politician's expenses accounts. It really really irks me that my hard earned money goes towards paying for someones Starbucks coffee when they can earn probably 10 times as much as me. [ more ]
Cariad Everyone who uses "of" as a verb. Kevin Bungle I will have more... [ more ]
Essie Baked beans Butter beans Broad beans Kidney beans Cockerels ( due to next door but ones) Flies ( Due I think to next door but ones 100+ head chicken farm in a domestic garden) [ more ]
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Just For FunUK Lounge
Can i move in here
*yogi Bear**yogi Bear*
*yogi Bear* Re: Can i move in here [ more ]
Gel tis all part of forum life tho aint it, talking --> that is it's cold today, hence the blue ^^^ [ more ]
Gel I went the other day and within seconds was calling people I had never met wankers.... I stand by my comments .. they don't half talk a load of Bolox over there [/QUOTE] tis all part of forum life tho aint it, talking --> that is [ more ]
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TV ShowsBig Brother UK
The old Channel 4 Forum
SaintSaint
hyperstar I hope this site lasts that long [ more ]
Former Member Nothing is ever deleted on the Internet, you know, it's constantly archived. It's just not available from a browser. Historians will be reading, say, the Troll Tank in hundreds of years and guessing what we were actually like, what we worried about, and about why we liked Big Brother. [ more ]
Rexi OMG I just googled my name and there is an FM on DS called Rexi! (Rexi followed by an exclaimation mark) I hope they are nice... [ more ]
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TV ShowsThe Apprentice
CAT FIRE ENGINE!
EDWARDIAN LILEDWARDIAN LIL
Cariad Our Beany woulod find such things beneath her... Momo would trash it in seconds. This is all cats need: http://boingboing.net/2008/11/08/magu-the-cat.html [ more ]
HyacinthB Same as ours Mrs BBV - they love those designer carriers. As for those pet boxes, my five cats would have them demolished in seconds! They much prefer an old cardboard box. [ more ]
***Mrs BBV*** Not girlie enough for my fur baby. If it was a cardboard department store she'd be as happy as a pig in mud. She's obsessed with shopping bags and their contents and if they're cardboard bags (from designer stores) she goes mental. [ more ]
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TV ShowsBig Brother UK
Adam (from the workshop) just brough his...
Sexy_KellySexy_Kelly
Scooby doo Awwwwwww. [ more ]
Trix-ster my flatmate has a gorgeous boxer. She is allergic to dust mites so they try to keep her away from carpet but whenever she can she escapes and ends up rolling around sneezing...soooo cute. She also terrifies you when you first meet her because she barks until you stroke her, but obv shes a big dog and its a loud scary bark [ more ]
Lady P Aw they are sooooooooooo cute. We had our Bedlington from a pup - she looked like an awkward black ball of fluff, now she is the most beautiful graceful palest grey. [ more ]
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TV ShowsBig Brother UK
Vegetarian BBQ Options... Any suggestions?
DirtyprettygirlthingDirtyprettygirlthing
Dirtyprettygirlthing Thank you leccy shepherd... much appreciated! x [ more ]
electric shepherd in that case asda and tescos do their own meat free burgers and the cauldron sausage someone mentioned earlier are lush. i avoid quorn on a barbie, seems to go a bit dry. [ more ]
Dirtyprettygirlthing oooh, thats the second vote for veg kebabs... I already have the wooden skewers... interesting that is... cos I always leave the veg when I have a meat and veg kebab.... ...this is why I needed to ask. Many thanks x [ more ]
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TV ShowsBig Brother UK
I've been sent home from work.
PoolsharkPoolshark
darloboy (Play The Game!) Awww Poolie hope you get better . You're right about Jeremy Vile grrr . [ more ]
Poolshark Sorry I've not been back (Back ged it!), but I had to have a lie down I tried to sleep but I couldn't, as if being in pain was bad enough I made the mistake of watching that terribly awful Jezza Kyle for 5 minutes, flippin eck he's vile! [ more ]
PeterCat The reason it should be cold is that what he's done is to inflame the muscle. An ice pack will bring down the inflammation and make it less painful. I know this from years of having suffered with a bad back - it was the best advice an osteopath ever gave me. You use warmth if the muscles / joints are locked. [ more ]
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TV ShowsBig Brother UK
lovers lead
EDWARDIAN LILEDWARDIAN LIL
bozzimacoo think love handles lead is more for the dogless present buyer. even my cairn r.i.p. bitch that she was, was easy on lead, but would suddenly walk across my path tripping me up! dog turds v loyalty, no contest! [ more ]
EDWARDIAN LIL wot next a three handed lead,four,five water sking poor doggie [ more ]
EDWARDIAN LIL i should think people would like a bit o'peace whilst walking the dog - alone [ more ]
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TV ShowsBig Brother UK
The Thundersprint
GelGel
Gel I think you should People come from all over the world to this event it really is massive in the bikers calendar, and I can quite categorically state, they are the nicest people in the whole world to chat to I'm pretty cut up I'm not going really, but my hubby is a bit of a stickler for safety, so no way am I going to be allowed on the back of any bike in my jeans But don't tell him I told you this, but he's right! Safety gear whilst riding is paramount [ more ]
bozzimacoo may take a look, think boz jnr would like it don't wanna be giving him ideas tho. shopping list: sandwich fillers and drinks [ more ]
Gel hmm I guess there are no other biking freaks enthusiasts here at the moment then [ more ]
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Just For FunUK Lounge
The news forum poll
Neil3841Neil3841
Sarum So true I used to post in there occasionally, and it definitely wasn't a place for the faint- (or light-)hearted... [ more ]
Barolo That would have been my answer, too. Not scary, as such - I just found the people there so full of themselves and so condescending towards those from other forums. Most of them had had a sense-of-humour by-pass! [ more ]
Sarum It might be because most of us remember how scary the C4 news forum was... [ more ]
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TV ShowsBig Brother UK
Brooke Hogan celebrates her 21st
Sexy_KellySexy_Kelly
prettycocoaeyes Do you really believe that? Underaged Zelebs drink as well. [ more ]
faerykelstar She looks like her Mum!! I thought it was her, when did her and HUlk split??!!! I'm sooooo behind on the Hogans. [ more ]
Mercedes78 She's only just turned 21, your not allowed to drink and go clubbing over in the US till your 21. She's famous so people know how old you are if you try to get into a club. But i do agree she looks older than her age. [ more ]
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TV ShowsBig Brother UK
The Office
lainy mlainy m
ilovewillyoung Thats ok kelly n sorry u r bored with your job [ more ]
Sexy_Kelly Sorry ILWY muct be very frustrating me complaining about my crappy job and you so desperate for one. In my defence, iv never been in a job that i didn't enjoy before and iv always been used to being very busy. [ more ]
ilovewillyoung oh i do kelly i really do.I so want a job n i was really p off yesterday when i got a no from 2 jobs i sent cv to [ more ]
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TV ShowsBig Brother UK
Fantastico Friday 8th May SIT
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Moonie Morning Bagel.. Hope you found your flask in the usual place.. [ more ]
Bagel Queen lol..I been a work since 5am and am sitting around having an unscheduled break [ more ]
lainy m Hee hee. My OH is on the early shift, 6-2. He made that much noise getting up I could'nt get back to sleep Anyway I already have some washing on and have changed the bedding and it's only 6:40am. i will be nodding off by 4 this afternoon. [ more ]
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