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Filthy joke of the day
SaintSaint
Saint LOL great - its rude but so so funny . . .and my classic Wot goes "Ooooo" ? A cow with no lips Its an oldie but a goldie - bye 4 now [ more ]
Abo Renton, that made OH laugh out loud & then have coughing fit. So it was really funny [ more ]
SazBomb Reference: Boy and girl are on a date and at the end of it, she invites him back to her place. But she warns him to be quiet because her parents are asleep upstairs. As they start getting friendly on the sofa, he tells her he's bursting for the loo. "If you go upstairs to the bathroom you'll wake the olds," she tells him. "Go in the kitchen and use the sink instead - my dad does that sometimes." So off he goes, while she waits. A minute later, he sticks his head round the door and asks: "Got... [ more ]
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EE Archie...
darloboy (Play The Game!)darloboy (Play The Game!)
MrMincePie Your all wrong... its Oscar Branning, he drops a toy car out the bathroom window which ends up knocking the old man dead. The End. [ more ]
Eugene's Lair Reference darloboy Today at 20:58: Lmao at Danielle Jones being listed. I'm mildly surprised Billy's not listed - after all, nearly everyone-else is. Unless I'm missing something important, I'd have thought him a more likely candidate than some on there... [ more ]
Former Member Is Sam coming back then? [ more ]
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Quick cooking advice needed.
PoolsharkPoolshark
Triggers Reference: , they're the nicest balls you'll put in your mouth That has lowered the tone I miss the old days! [ more ]
Former Member I make the BEST meatballs in the world 1....Get a couple of slices of bread...cut off their crusts....soak them in a bit of milk 2....Fry a bit of onion in a pan in a bit of oil and a bit of red wine if you have it spare 3....Add the mincemeat to the soaked milky bread add salt and pepper 4....Pour in the fried onion 5....mix it all together with your clean hands 6....make a load of little meatballs...the smaller they are the less time they'll take to cook 7....Brown the meatballs in the pan... [ more ]
Dave Reference: I'd fry the meat balls off before I put them into the sauce .... that way you can be sure they will be fully cooked This ^ [ more ]
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Addicted to the net? think you have problems?
Prince CharMINGPrince CharMING
Former Member Didn't the vicar say something like: "if it's alright in facebook then it's alright in my book" to the congregation at the end? My mate at his wedding, just after the vicar pronounced them husband and wife, turned around to congregation, threw his fists up in the air, and shouted "Yesssss!!!" in a football stylee! [ more ]
Demantoid Sad twonk. [ more ]
SazBomb here he is: http://newslite.tv/2009/12/02/...%28news%3Alite.tv%29 Was supposed to be funny.... what a nob [ more ]
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Is this the right place for an argument?
Blizz'ardBlizz'ard
Demantoid Reference: I'm sure my wife does not deserve to be called Mrs Dim by anyone Oh, flip.. [ more ]
Rev. Dim Dale Reference: slimfern How bout Sweetums?? is that better??......... Demantoid I'm sure Mrs Dim looks nothing like him.. I'm sure my wife does not deserve to be called Mrs Dim by anyone [ more ]
figtree Reference: slimfern 7305 Forum PostsYesterday at 12:35 (Edited: ) Reference: I'm sitting on the fence Hope ya get splinters up ya bum!!!!!!!!!................. I used to lub you!..... but now!!! [ more ]
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Did no-one notice my absence?
DemantoidDemantoid
Demantoid Sarum Hope your sis is on the mend. Bazille, what a coincidence! Hope his op goes well - that's two of us who won't be lifting a finger over Cristmas, then! [ more ]
fabienne Yes, to feel loved and supported at this time is priceless. I'll be thinking of you and your sister. [ more ]
Sarum Reference:Fabienne Sorry to hear your sister's not well, Sarum. I hope all goes well for her. Thank you...she has some chance, but statistically not a good one. But we have love, and hope; that must count for something. [ more ]
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Was this a joke?
MoominMoomin
Yellow Rose Yes as some have mentioned wild rats can cause disease, in this instance though they didn't kill it because they were worried about disease, they killed it because they were "hungry". There's a difference between being hungry and starving, they weren't starving. [ more ]
Rev. Dim Dale Reference: Darthhoob mine are litter trained ..well most of them are report · permalink Yours are domesticated, I meant wild ones. It's the same with mice disgusting [ more ]
Darthhoob Reference: Rev. Dim Dale offline 847 Forum Posts Today at 10:36 (Edited: ) Their toilet habits leave a lot to be desired as well. mine are litter trained ..well most of them are [ more ]
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Aww..Corrie tonight,Blanche is in it.
kattymieowwkattymieoww
Garage Joe Reference: I'm so tired of watching Molly and Kevin slurping at each other. It's mildly sick-making. And slimy, over-acting Dev and that golf woman who looks like a permed ferret Well at least the Molly and Kevin bit is believable. Dev over-acting? Surely some mistake. He was dreadful as always last night.. [ more ]
Demantoid Maybe we should suggest Sally and "Rerseh" die in an unfortunate mangling accident with an industrial overlocker at the factory, then. It took the forensics team three weeks to unpick them from each other, etc.. [ more ]
RZB Reference: See? Between us, we forum peeps could write this stuff I bet Granada haven't even thought of that story line, and are rewriting the Christmas plot as we speak, if we suggest, Ken has a romantic liason with the Grandad's wife, and it's in the plot, we know they are watching us. [ more ]
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Tiger Woods injured in car crash....
stonksstonks
Smarting Buttocks New developement from the Woods. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8401706.stm Ambulance called to Tigers house. [ more ]
Former Member No doubt he's feeling below par today. Etc. [ more ]
Trollop Reference: I see one of the tabloids has followed up saying he'd fallen out with his wife who was raging about a 'birdie' as they put it. See! It's a pun writer's dream. Hole in one! [ more ]
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Amanda Knox found guilty
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Demantoid Fair enough - apologies to Dave. But I think it's Knox's parents, supporters and local senator who have been whipping up most of the "anti-American" claims - the media has just given them a platform. The Knoxes have given dozens of interviews all the way through this case and love being in the spotlight - in contrast, the Kercher family have kept a dignified low profile. Curt Knox has been banging on about how his daughter shouldn't be in a "foreign" jail (why not? Aren't foreigners kept in... [ more ]
Eugene's Lair Reference Demantoid Today at 08:47: With respect, Dave, that's just silly. What "anti-Americanism"? Her nationality had nothing to do with it, she was convicted alongside an Italian and an African. But it seems certain Americans (not all) think it's only them who are allowed to dish "justice" out to the rest of the world, not vice versa. To be fair to Dave, it's all about perceived , rather than real, "anti-Americanism". It's simply in the interest of certain groups to feed that perception. [ more ]
Demantoid Reference: Dave The state Senator that represents the locale of Washington state that Amanda is from will surely raise some noise about the "Anti-Americanism" that tainted the trial , but she has to if she wants to get re-elected. With respect, Dave, that's just silly. What "anti-Americanism"? Her nationality had nothing to do with it, she was convicted alongside an Italian and an African. But it seems certain Americans (not all) think it's only them who are allowed to dish "justice" out to... [ more ]
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Sabrina Washington from I'm a Celebrity...
S sheryl18
SazBomb Reference: However my realisation has given birth to a new kind of paranoia - my boyfriend fancies a woman who likes nothing like me But he thinks you do look like her [ more ]
RZB Reference: Do you think I shoud have taken it as a compliment or an insult? compliment for sure, she was bubbly. fun loving , a good sport, plus lovely looking. [ more ]
kattymieoww Okay , he said you looked a bit like her...not that you were her! I found her rather lame etc,the actress,,not you. Get a grip! [ more ]
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celebrity bb,not long now
FM Former Member
Demantoid And how would he last 3 weeks in there without his steroids? [ more ]
♥PinkBabe1966♥The Angel under the tree! Every time I hear Alex Reid's name mentioned for CBB, I feel like doing "who is he, who is he" in true Nikki stylee!! [ more ]
Demantoid Alex Reid isn't a celebrity, is he? Although that's never stopped the CBB producers before, obviously. Boy George could be interesting. He's certainly had a life! [ more ]
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Furry bums.....
kattymieowwkattymieoww
kattymieoww Oh yes,the foot thumping is great! I have both their cages in my room,my niece is asthmatic.They hear things we don't,usually about three in the morning. ."Thump! Thump!" We have urtban foxces etc.probably that. [ more ]
Dirtyprettygirlthing lol! My brothers house rabbit Clyde... he had the best "don't even think about it" expression... usually followed by a Thumper style foot tapping (dunno who he was warning on approaching towel danger, but it made him feel tough) [ more ]
kattymieoww Har har! Litle gurl Cleo only has to see me approach her cage with the bath towel to give up all hope,assumes the crouched down..."Okay,lets get on with it!" pose. Big Boy Rio very rarely gets a bum wash, Cleo is a bit more of a "gutty" rabbit I'd say,both have the same diets. [ more ]
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Another 1700 out of work.
Garage JoeGarage Joe
Garage Joe Reference: "If you have nothing to hide then you have nothing to fear" ... before drawing their curtains in the evening Are you seriously suggesting that Mrs Crossy and I put on a show for the people opposite? [ more ]
Former Member Reference: What Civil Liberties have we lost? Look up Henry Porter. He's tracking the lot for liberals like me. The Grauniad has a site dedicated to it: http://www.guardian.co.uk/comm...sfree/libertycentral Labour have been very successful in this. I only need to point you at the various people on forums who say "If you have nothing to hide then you have nothing to fear" ... before drawing their curtains in the evening. [ more ]
kattymieoww Thatcher,,,de'il disnae want her! [ more ]
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Music. Favourite era?
Karma_Karma_
angelicarwen Ah don't worry fabienne I was also hoping to annoy Queenshaks if she was about. She hates me being young (love you Q ) [ more ]
fabienne Reference: Angelic I was only messing fabienne Oh, I missed the joke again. 'Tis an age thing. I don't really have a favourite era, just lots of favourite songs, from the 1960s onwards. [ more ]
angelicarwen Reference: How's that, Angelic? Some people like Beethoven, and he was centuries ago. I was only messing fabienne I am old before my time. See avatar [ more ]
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i'd just like to say thankyou.
jacksonbjacksonb
Former Member looks like you're avvy is tryna figure out where he's landed [ more ]
Ducky Reference: bloody hell it's like the tardis in here We are the centre of the internet. Everything begins and ends in LC. [ more ]
Former Member Reference: I clicked on a thread the other day Temps, and ended up on the Tesco website. bloody hell it's like the tardis in here [ more ]
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Found in a shop in Aston at the weekend
DemantoidDemantoid
slimfern Reference: could confidently say My lips are sealed..... .......... [ more ]
Former Member Reference: Now that would be multitasking!!!!.... *gargling & talking simultaniously* I could confidently say...if I started talking at that precise moment...I'd be divorced [ more ]
slimfern Reference: don't make it look like I said it Slim! Now that would be multitasking!!!!.... *gargling & talking simultaniously* [ more ]
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Make your very own Santa vid for the kids
fracasfracas
Darthhoob my OH can expect santa to tell him he's been very naughty this year and will get sod all [ more ]
Cosmopolitan Thanks for that link, Fracas. I'll play with that tomorrow. [ more ]
Ells This is kinda spooky......I had just been doing my kids vids tonight on that site and thought I'd pop by here for a few mins and I see this thread What's strange is that I've never heard of it before and was given the link by a mate of mine who doesn't come to this forum.....or at least I think she doesn't [ more ]
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Rejoice! We declare war on Murdoch.
Garage JoeGarage Joe
Demantoid Murdoch is the devil. Laughably, his spawn had the cheek to attack the BBC a couple of months back, for having "too much" control over the British media. Riiight, so says the heir apparent to a foreign organisation that owns a huge chunk of the British press and the biggest pay-for TV group. [ more ]
Smarting Buttocks Seems to me that the Labour party are desperate to get at least one paper on their side. I would prefer they declared war on Richard Desmond. Owner of the Express (Diana loving tabloid, OK magazine - home of the misleading headlines along with the Daily Star, and a variety of porn channels.) [ more ]
Former Member all this pay tv is corrupt - u can't even watch an England game [ more ]
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It was really scarey in Nottingham on Saturday.
PoolsharkPoolshark
Demantoid There's a hoolie element in this group, Pools. A lot of former footie louts are now allying themselves to this new lot. Basically just another excuse for aggro. [ more ]
Poolshark I read that protest cost the police half a million, what was worse was that they planned it on the day Forest were playing Leicester at the city ground as well, so there would be hooligan violence as well. [ more ]
Demantoid Yeeuuchh - the "English Defence League" - we have our own regional version here in Wales too. Basically an excuse to get blind drunk and have a go at anyone non-white. Scumbags. [ more ]
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