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Cash machine advice
Mike StrutterMike Strutter
*yogi Bear* pmsl we had that problem at my old work... we had a lot of foreign people in the branch and everytime someone called we got accused of being a call centre [ more ]
Mike Strutter Thankyou for all the advice ... I Rang *India Calling* (said not racist just fact ...!!!) I spent 1 hr going through keywords an alsorts .... then every person, I connected to wanted to pretend they were in the UK an talk Eastenders to me the F*CKERS .. Just order and send me a card FFS !! lol I dont want to be your bestest mate ok ... I even said right Ive blue underwear on now ... can you just proceed to send a card ... I told them not shouty/mad... I hope its as hot in Bombay ....as its... [ more ]
Mentalist Try using the lost or stolen number, they should be ther 24hours just in case there is something amiss. I did that when my card was taken at a petro station turned out there was a cloning machine attached to the machine. They stopped the card straight away and sent me out a new one, only problem was it took ten days to get to me. [ more ]
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Just For FunGames
A-Z of invented words
El LoroEl Loro
El Loro Stratification is a real word, I thinl it means someting like the process of rock formation in different stratas or something. At least it gives me the chance for my own S word which I invented many years ago. Soggy-oggy, which as far as I am concerned means a used tea bag, so some seem to think that it describes a piece of bread under s poached or fried egg. [ more ]
~Orchid~ Stratification [ more ]
Heatseek Rixtifraction = not being able to nibble your ear lobe. [ more ]
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Baby BunnyBaby Bunny
Kev Re: --- -- --. .. -.-. .- -. .--. --- ... - [ more ]
Baby Bunny And this: .. -- .- -.-- -... . .- -.-. .-. . . .--. -... ..- - .. .----. -- .- -. .. -.-. . -.-. .-. . . .--. says - I may be a creep but I'm a nice creep! I will leave you to your -- .- .. -. - . -. .- -. -.-. . (maintenance). [ more ]
Baby Bunny Yes, but nothing offensive I assure you! For eg this: .. .-.. --- ...- . -.-- --- ..- -- --- -.. ... says: I love you Mods! [ more ]
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The Worst Movie You've Ever Seen
W Well-Wisher
Midnight Choir Mamma Mia [ more ]
Åŗтγмαģš On the Buses. [ more ]
MikeOxlong Don't remember the title but it was a Steven Spielberg film about a crew in a Lancaster bomber. The belly gunner was a cartoonist and the plane was hit, damaging the landing gear. The belly gunner was a goner because he would have been crushed on landing, but as the plane came down he started drawing a picture of the plane. And then-bu**er me-a cartoon rear wheel appears on the plane and he is saved. Total rubbish. [ more ]
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Thread for something you`ve always wanted to ask but haven`t dared to before now.
L Latecomer
Latecomer The grey squirrels are much more aggressive(sp?) than the red ones, and they also eat the food that the reds prefer. The reds still live in parts of Scotland, and also on the Isle-Of-wight. [ more ]
Shar Hi Mike .. The grey squirrels are nasty little sods ... my aunt lives in Surrey and for years she used to have lots of red squirrels in her garden ... they never gave any trouble and were pretty to look at ... She says the same ... the grey squirrels have killed all the little red 'uns off and they are nasty beasts who have even been known to attack her dog ... [ more ]
Mike Strutter Why have all the Grey Foreigner Squirrels killed off the Natural Red Squirrels....??? Can we have a RED SQUIRREL NATIONAL PARTY ????? [ more ]
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Who are you?
SaintSaint
El Loro I did a search and there's a Mrs Diddy on http://www.bobsfreestuffforum.co.uk/index.php [ more ]
ContessaQ 1. Where you from? calangute, goa 2. Wot you do? not a lot 3. How old are yoo? old enough to know better 4. Man or woo-man? woo-man 5. . . . wot's interestin' about you that i might like to know? i am still trying to pluck up courage to get my first tattoo. [ more ]
jacksonb 'ello babylons,glad you made it here. i am from canterbury,originally, now i,m all over the place. i work for myself,and i'm an excellent boss of me. i am mid twenties. and a bloke. what's interesting about me is that i can speak 3 languages fluently. [ more ]
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Twitter - discuss
BelleBelle
Queen of the High Teas I'm following you too Pengy. My dog Wilfy has his own account although it rarely gets updated these days as I got fed up with having to do his typing for him. [ more ]
Belle Artmags - you can have any user name you like so for example, skynews has a twitter account. it just means if you are on twitter and you "follow" skynews you will get an update of the latest headlines. it does not need to be pervy. i see it as more "following" in the sense of following a religion or a belief or "following a soap" rather than the stalking kind of following. stephen fry has a quiz going and he updates you on the latest word meanings and stuff. the little cat would be purrfect... [ more ]
Åŗтγмαģš It all sounds quite creepy and pervy. Who is gagajoyjoy? I thought that was just the name of these forums not a person. I'm not following anyone! As I said - I only joined by mistake and I've no intention of even signing on. Is there any way to UN-register yourself???? [ more ]
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Foody things!
Cigarettes & AlcoholCigarettes & Alcohol
Jet Blue I hated most vegetables but now enjoy approx 50% of vegetables though I couldn't say I like them all. I was unable to leave the table until I had eaten my vegetables as a child so I used to smother them in brown sauce to disguise the taste but often vomited afterwards cos I found them so vile. I also did not like the taste of coca cola as I found it very sweet and to this day I prefer diet coke to the full fat variety. [ more ]
El Loro I too used to hate cucumber and couldn't understand how anybody could eat. Nowadays I can eat it. However I cannot eat Worcester apples, not because I dislike them, but because I get mild anaphylactic shock (if that's spelt right). I also can't eat lemon sole without becoming ill. [ more ]
Soozy Woo Liver Kidney and Butter Beans ...hated all three and still do but - things I grew to like - Cauliflower, Parsnips, Blue Cheese, Goats cheese, Marmite, Olives, Pate and lots of other stuff. I was a very picky eater as a child. [ more ]
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Celebrity Deaths
W Well-Wisher
MikeOxlong Maybe the ball-gag and gimp mask were a bit of a giveaway..... [ more ]
bozzimacoo On the morning of November 22, 1997, Michael Hutchence, aged 37, was found dead in his room at the Ritz-Carlton hotel in Double Bay, Sydney (now the Stamford Plaza). A belt found at the scene suggested that he had died by hanging. The Coroner of New South Wales determined that Hutchence's death was the result of suicide but analysis of the witness statements in the Coroner's report, the lack of a suicide note and other anecdotal evidence, such as the fact that Hutchence was found nude has... [ more ]
El Loro Isadora Duncan was killed when the long scarf she was wearing whilst in an open-top car got caught in one of the wheels. [ more ]
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Testing Please Ignore me for now.
E Essie
El Loro Fluffy, as per today's postings on the chess thread, I have to transfer my image on to the Gagajoyjoy site - this is the posting I have made above, so that I can then make the posting of the image linked back to this first posting. [ more ]
Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing I see you've gone mad in here too, Those MUST have been some seriously magic mushrooms. [ more ]
El Loro An experiment [ more ]
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Gregory's girl
FM Former Member
Queen of the High Teas I remember being a bit upset when it happened. Such a waste. But you're right, at least he managed to keep a little dignity in death. [ more ]
Well-Wisher Sad what happened to him: "On 16 December 2001 he was found dead, by self-strangulation, in a room at the Best Western Plaza Hotel in Honolulu, Hawaii. At the time of death he had a blood-alcohol content of 0.279%" but I suppose it was a rock 'n' roll way to die and atleast he didn't die on the loo like Elvis or die of something embarassing like Michael Hutchence. [ more ]
Queen of the High Teas Local Hero was a FAB film. I saw Big Country a couple of time live, they were amazing. I had a right crush on Stuart Adamson. [ more ]
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I now have a twitter
hyperstarhyperstar
hyperstar Thanks [ more ]
*Di* I like it too... I just love seeing posts from *celebrities* I have some kind of interest in and hearing about their everyday lives.... some of their postings can be quite funny... I enjoy it anywayz... [ more ]
hyperstar Why do so many people seem to like Twitter? Simplicity has played an important role in Twitter's success. People are eager to connect with other people and Twitter makes that simple. Twitter asks one question, "What are you doing?" Answers must be under 140 characters in length and can be sent via mobile texting, instant message, or the web. Twitter's core technology is a device agnostic message routing system with rudimentary social networking features. By accepting messages from sms, web,... [ more ]
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Forget the MP's expenses and scrap the monarchy instead.
W Well-Wisher
Well-Wisher As I recall that was the Annus Horibilis, the year when two royal couples got divorced, Andrew Morton’s Diana: My True Story was published and there was a public outcry that the taxpayers would have to pay for the £40 million restoration of Windsor castle, the image of the Royal Family at that time seemed lower than it had ever been before. "I think it was a very important year in the queen's life," says royal watcher Robert Jobson. "I think it was the year that she realized and the people... [ more ]
Neil3841 Get no argument from me on that one or from Well-Wisher I will fight alongside you [ more ]
Mike Strutter BNP ... I fight you vermint as scum an as me grandad did Japs ... [ more ]
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I am not happy
neil3842neil3842
Neil3841 WOW How big is that hard drive mine is a 300GB hard drive now I am up and running again I have looked and 274GB is full there is more stuff there than I thought. It feels so much better now I have access to it all again and thats only a quater or a terrabyte [ more ]
Former Member Bloomin Eck Mike! That's some collection. And I thought I was bad [ more ]
hyperstar Oh dear [ more ]
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