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have you ever laughed at an 'inappropriate' time..?
chinachina
Raggy♥Doll I once went to a 2 person 'play' starring a colleague, we were late and the play was in the round surrounded by curtaining. So we didn't know the way in. Stumbling and fumbling through the curtains we just missed the stage. Found a seat and my mate took another spare seat over the way. The guy from work was quite on the erm large side, and a geigh not that that has owt to do with it, but he was a sensitive type I suppose and probably didn't appreciate our reaction. He was frocked up in... [ more ]
Bovrilking I was at a wedding years ago and in the church i let out a pffffffft, my lad heard it and we looked at each other, then the muffled snigger started leading to the muffled snigger and snorting noise, then the hot sweaty feeling when you know you shouldnt laugh, then tears staring to roll down your face and every thing is blurred and we cant hold this any longer.......BANG...the loud uncontrollable, hysterical guffawing. We both went outside.....dont like wedding anyhow [ more ]
china at my nans funeral when i was a teenager-my mom, who for some reason that day, decided she was an opera singer! well, she got ahead of herself and sang the line before everyone else did-in a high pitched voice! i burst out laughing and couldnt stop did i get a bollocking afterwards! [ more ]
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TV ShowsBig Brother UK
Heather on Eastenders
AimeeAimee
china well..if you put an exclaimation mark after the word 'on' so it reads heather on! eastenders it sorta sounds like a statement! wasnt worth the wait for the explaination really-was it [ more ]
CheekyPixie Heather and Phil Mitchell 'getting it on..' what an image [ more ]
Lady P Wasn't Garry missing presumed dead the night of the yoghurt pot? I thought that was why the police turned up at the club. [ more ]
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did you get bullied at school..?
chinachina
china ' lummox ' i love that word [ more ]
ilovewillyoung Maybe china,its not for my looks but hes tells me im beautiful [ more ]
tupps Hmmm.. well.. There was this girl who started at my school when we were 14. Tall and built like a brick outhouse. Anyhoo she soon established herself a reputation as a hardnut. She started bullying my friend and a few others and then stretched out her tentacles to include me. Low level stuff. Not too much of a concern. One day we were walking to one of the school buildings through the park and she ran up behind me with a pair of scissors. Apparently, she was going to try and cut a bit of my... [ more ]
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TV ShowsBig Brother UK
Is it time for the speaker of the House of Commons
cologne 1cologne 1
Hotpants Helen They take particular delight in taking the piss out of Richard Desmond (Express newspaper and porn channel owner) [ more ]
Garage Joe ... or anyone. Have you ever noticed that no-one takes up on their stories about how much tax newspaper owners pay? [ more ]
Hotpants Helen I cannot wait for the next issue of Private Eye. They love ripping the Speaker apart. [ more ]
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TV ShowsBig Brother UK
ID cards in Manchester
Jen-StarJen-Star
Former Member Not ID cards but the DNA database ... Has anyone heard of UK Biobank, operated in conjunction with the NHS? They're recruiting at this very moment by targetted mail for people to take part. They collect DNA samples as part of the long-term study and access your NHS medical records. If the government, as I suspect, have a long term goal of collecting DNA samples from every citizen then here's the start of future commercial exploitation of DNA I reckon. [ more ]
Mazzystar ID cards are going to be introduced stealthily,no doubt.I dont drive and I don't have a valid passport,but I'm increasingly asked for photo ID for anything from purchasing tickets to getting a document signed by my solicitor!I missed out on tickets for Reading Festival last year because I couldnt produce photo ID...FFS was only buying one ticket..was hardly going to make a fortune on chuffing ebay out of it : [ more ]
The Singing Ringing Tree Oh Joy the Poll Tax all over again [ more ]
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TV ShowsBig Brother UK
Prams
Queen of the High TeasQueen of the High Teas
Raggy♥Doll ...it was a gift mind you, tis expensive. But worth it so far (it is wide wheeled so getting through some shop doors and aisles can be tight and wouldn't work on public transport). I have a ka and the back wheels just pop on & off (not the ka, the pram lol) and the base goes in the boot but no space for owt else. The car seat obv can clip on the base but mostly we use the dreami carrycot as she's only 8 wks old still, she sleeps in the carrycot for daytime naps too it can be used instead... [ more ]
Raggy♥Doll We have a quinny buzz, it's magic & fits in my tiny car boot [ more ]
Croctacus Re: Prams [ more ]
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TV ShowsThe Apprentice
anyone see the kitty boxes on the apprentice last night
EDWARDIAN LILEDWARDIAN LIL
apricot Hiya Lil and nice to see you as I thought you had got lost in the melee, or something. : Perhaps you'll join us in the Lounge, where it's quiet and snug. Time to go now but we'll meet again sometime ok. [ more ]
Gabriel Pennywise I do not want to be swore at by a cross stitch. [ more ]
Jenny I think Angel and some other fm's should look at this cross stitch pattern book, a little down this page... Subversive cross stitch Evening Lil [ more ]
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TV ShowsBig Brother UK
Nintendo Wii's...
Ricky92Ricky92
BBBS we have one 360, one ps3 and now 3 wiis because they get played by far the most wii fit is good and the balence board that comes with it can be used with a number of other games too. the new motionplus controller add on launches soon as well and takes gaming to a whole new level with its 100% motion control giving a 1 to 1 movement, games like tiger woods 2010 look amazing to play because of this as does both ea and segas new tennis games. there is also a personal fitness trainer program... [ more ]
captain marbles I got a real surprise when I used the Wii Fit first time and it retty much said I was a blimp. I've taken a stone off since then and I also now, in the absence of any evidence to the contrary, hold the world record distance on the Free Jogging. [ more ]
The Singing Ringing Tree I would let you have a go on mine but my house is tooooo untidy [ more ]
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TV ShowsBig Brother UK
Oh thank god for that!
Sexy_KellySexy_Kelly
Aimee when i worked at a comp for 8 hrs everyday, i either had a headache of felt let going to sleep [ more ]
kattymieoww Now we had screen filters when I worked with comps and that's over 8 years ago.I also worked for the council so the unions were strong,if your job entailed lots of VDU comp time .you were allocated a ten minute break away from the screen,to get up and walk about etc. [ more ]
Aimee must admit it did my eyes in as well sorry [ more ]
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TV ShowsBig Brother UK
secret millionaire
EDWARDIAN LILEDWARDIAN LIL
EDWARDIAN LIL lol captain [ more ]
captain marbles They should get some MPs to do it. It wouldn't matter how much they dished out as they could claim it all back on expenses. [ more ]
Former Member £7.5K?! Noooo. I love watching the moment when they deliver their news. It's not the reactions but the way they say it that I find interesting. It's very hard to do it gracefully and most fail. It's all very telling. [ more ]
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TV ShowsBig Brother UK
My late night rant :: Indicators.
Comrade OgilvyComrade Ogilvy
Lacey Haha Lori! I know how you feel....although buses in the UK, well in my part of the UK are usually always late and smell a bit funky... So I avoid them like the plague if I can! Smoking and flinging it is disgusting and dangerous! [ more ]
Lori THIS is why I now ride the bus to work. Two pet peeves: 1. Lack of an indicator (turn signal, we call it) 2. People who throw their cigarette butts out the window while driving. Do they not have an ashtray?? It's really better for EVERYone that I ride the bus. My husband honks at everybody--says it's the only way to train them. [ more ]
Comrade Ogilvy Yes, It's indicating on exitting a roundabout I meant on my initial rant. But I have another... Drivers who park on a busy street and just swing their door open without checking their mirror , before I drove I was a cyclist so I am wholly aware of how hazardous this is to vulnerable road users. Can't count the number of times I've been tempted to rip some clowns door off for doing that. [ more ]
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TV ShowsBig Brother UK
Will Joanna Lumley destroy the Gurkhas?
captain marblescaptain marbles
captain marbles I think Vanessa Redgrave's already got him. Dame Helen will have to settle for introducing us to Osama Bin Ladens' softer gentler side.. [ more ]
EDWARDIAN LIL these celebs are all so 'upemselves' [ more ]
Garage Joe On the other hand, perhaps that gadjie with the eye and hook who used to preach outside Regent's Park mosque, could have sought the help of Dame Helen Mirren? [ more ]
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Secret Millionaire
KaffsKaffs
fracas Sorry not read whole thread, but what about the kid in the fire damaged flat? She coulda given him twenty nicker for a leccy token or summat? It's all a bit self-indulgent tho, these people throwing a couple of quid around on the telly . And you can tell from the get-go, half the folk are thinking, "Bingo! Some dude with a camera crew in the old folk's home, it's the Secret Millionaire, look oppressed!" The way they try to act their reaction is cringe-making. Except the Poles, but that was... [ more ]
Scotty The Hilltown area where some of the programme focused on used to be a community that looked after each other, in the old fashioned can I borrow a cup of sugar sense. Now it is drug ridden. My close friend from Edinburgh naively bought a pub there. It was her biggest mistake. It was robbed every week. Most of the people who frequented it are now dead,through Aids..needle sharing etc. Such a tragedy. [ more ]
Scotty I`ve cut and pasted my post from lil`s thread with additions. That was from my home town, although I live just outside it now. We recognised some of the people. My son and I were in tears. It used to be a vibrant working city but with the descimation of the factories and boatyards and apprenticeships( Thatcherism) its dying in a sense for the working class boy/girl/woman/man. Prolific for universities,invention, medicines, arts but nothing for the ordinary person who may not be quite as... [ more ]
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TV ShowsBig Brother UK
Today's joke
SaintSaint
Saint A mum was picking her little boy up from sunday school The teacher told her they had been studying Saints. "Can you remember where St Patrick used to live?" asked the teacher. The little boy could not remember. His mum whispered to him, "We went there for our holidays". "Butlins", shouted the boy [ more ]
elmos friend Re: Today's joke [ more ]
mel 2 Re: Today's joke [ more ]
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TV ShowsBig Brother UK
My little adventure ....
mummymazmummymaz
mummymaz We put an ad in Loot - telling people what it was for, this lovely old couple said it reminded them of something they would have done when they were our age so let us have their old banger as they were getting a new one... we got lucky especially with the govmt offering 2k now for any old car!! Oh Blizzie the Italians are happy to take our old bangers and scrap them or do whatever with to be fair they'll be all painted up and looking a bit 'scally' so i dunno if they'd be able to sell them on?! [ more ]
Blizz'ard Sounds fun. Do the Italians mind you all dumping your bangers there? [ more ]
The Devil In Diamante You can have mine for £50,..all it needs is a new engine, exhaust, tyres and the jobs a good one...any takers?? [ more ]
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TV ShowsBig Brother UK
Fish & Dips....
The Devil In DiamanteThe Devil In Diamante
The Devil In Diamante Lucky you, I've never seen one in RL...would love to though!! [ more ]
captain marbles There's a kingfisher that I sometimes see when i'm walking the dog down by the river. It never fails to give an extra lift to the day when I see it. It's like a jewel in flight. [ more ]
bozzimacoo love the images, is he the same fella married to a presenter, that i can't remember name of and they made a program 'saving grace' shown on animal planet? just look it up, yep philippa forest is his mrs. [ more ]
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TV ShowsBig Brother UK
Bazuka (that verruca)
I Irish-Princess
Sarum You don't even have to rub up against anyone...the virus survives in water, so walking barefoot through a puddle that someone who has one has walked through is enough. Those footbaths that they put across the entrances to swimming-pool changing rooms are where most verrucae are transmitted. [ more ]
Tilly_Floss ok i will stop all rubbing up against anyone [ more ]
Puddychops VERUCCAS ARE WARTS AND SWIMMING POOLS ARE THE WORST PLACE BUT THEY ARE A VIRUS AND CAN BE VERY INFECTIOUS SO BASICALLY RUBBING UP AGAINST SOMEONE ELSE WITH ONE [ more ]
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My mates little girl melted my heart on Saturday.
PoolsharkPoolshark
Poolshark My freinds daughter then proceeded to tell me on numerous times tha her T shirt was red and her socks and belt were red, she had a yellow bag with pictures of rabbits on it, so I tried to bamboozle her by asking her what she thinks we should do about the MP expenses problem and the global credit crunch situation, at which point she looked at me gone out and asked if she could have another creme egg. [ more ]
angelicarwen Oooh my little girl has got that Jenstar So do most of her little friends , good choice [ more ]
Puss My friend's lil girl said to me the other day 'I like you cos you're wobbly' she loves sitting on me lap [ more ]
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TV ShowsBig Brother UK
size............ men dont need to answer
sandrasandra
SazBomb Same here I went to Sadie the Bra Lady, but I think they're just in the NE [ more ]
serignhugrf I find anyone who need a tape measure, doesn't know what they are doing. I went to a wee old fashioned shop and she just looked at me, and brought out this hammock type thing and it fitted me perfectly. Ann Summers and M+S have both sold me bras that I never wore again because the size was way wrong. [ more ]
Yellow Rose I was totally getting confused by bra size but M&S finally helped me out and now have comfy fitting bras, I was larger than I thought lol [ more ]
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