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Blind Dates!
slimfernslimfern
Ducky Reference: thanks for that Darlo! [ more ]
sandra i did once ....... but it was me left sitting at the table as he said he was going to the bar after half an hour it dawned on me he was off .. i upped and offed left my jacket and brolly too , but i got my own back when i met him 12yrs later said he felt terrible and he practiley stalked me for months but the horror of the bar staff and all the customers knowing what had happened still haunts me so .... no i would never consider a blind date again [ more ]
Aimee yes and i did a runner as well [ more ]
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Wolverine named sexiest movie monster...
darloboy (Play The Game!)darloboy (Play The Game!)
Darthhoob back on topic lol a list of the top 20 sexiest male vampires http://www.guidetobeautyschool...res#comment-21495621 [ more ]
Darthhoob i blame senetor palpatine to be honest and obi wan for holding him back to much [ more ]
Dirtyprettygirlthing oooh I dunno Cags.... I think I might draw the line at blowing up the whole planet of Alderaan.... *starts singing* "I would do anything for love... but I won't do that" I can't believe I am continuing this discussion in the morning, and sober! [ more ]
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Most Haunted Live
CindsCinds
carotino Agree Pengy Saturated tripe. [ more ]
Former Member I think that would have to rate as the worst Most Haunted ever Yvette became more of a control freak than ever! Apparently she felt confident enough to tell the medium that he hadn't see what he said he had cos she knew the witches were still there. I switched off after the fake hanging cos I was bored to tears [ more ]
Cinds I went out to a halloween event where Same Difference were performing, it was a difficult choice, same difference or most haunted live BTW Same Difference were rubbish, and they didn't even have a proper stage. Reduced to performing out the back of a truck. [ more ]
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Arghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
queenshaksqueenshaks
queenshaks I don't suppose Asda gives a damn where I do shopping...they have the most non caring customer services ever! [ more ]
Baz Reference: I am going to another supermarket tomorrow and Asda can kiss my I don't blame you Q.... it's just not on!!!! [ more ]
queenshaks Oh and get this Baz...they offered to send me a E Voucher (free delivery) for my next shopping. I bluntly told them.....what next shopping!! [ more ]
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Dear God!! Just when I thought the X Factor hopefuls were bad...
Rawky-RooRawky-Roo
Fairfax The sight of my absolute singing hero, Andy Willimas in sneakers and velour top on SCD is burned into my brain ... why don't family or friends tell them to retire gracefully. Same with the BGees last night, dear God it made me feel so sad. [ more ]
MrsH Some of the singing guests in this series of SCD should have been better advised. I agree - much as I love the show the live acts have been dire this year and TBH even Barry had an embarrassed look about him I thought bless ........ as I said last night I think it is time they retired [ more ]
Eugene's Lair Reference Marguerita Today at 10:47: I have to admit it was bad and I love that song, being only two of them now does not work I actually felt embarrassed for them, as they are very talented singers/song writers Sadly true. When Maurice Gibb died, there were some unkind comments implying that he was the least talented brother. Although it was true that Barry and Robin competed for lead vocals and were (comparatively) more successful songwriters, that rather missed the point. I remember Paul... [ more ]
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PYJAMA DAY!!!
MoFoMoFo
Karma_ I've stayed in my PJ's all day cos I'm a lazy caaah to pay homage to the thread. I'm getting McDonalds dropped off shortly, child is going to mothers to stay and then Harry Hill, X Factor and Dreamgirls on the tele box. Laaaavley [ more ]
Cinds I had to get dressed, you see it is Mother Cinds birthday so I had to go out to see her and have lunch. Home and right back in to pyjamas now. [ more ]
Blizz'ard Reference: MoFo I'm getting a bit bored of pyjama day now....might go to the park or something. Are you taking a ruler? [ more ]
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Things children say.
Garage JoeGarage Joe
Blizz'ard We were driving along and pointed out the brand new Canary Wharf building to my son, when he was about 4. He looked puzzled and then announced that he couldn't see a dwarf anywhere. Whilst visiting Paris one summer, my daughter wanted to know when we would be seeing the Awful Tower. [ more ]
figtree More please! [ more ]
Fairfax Reference:MoFo My boy has taught my lass to say 'thats rank' when she doesnt like something. Unfortunately she says her R's like Jonathan Ross. I am teaching her a different expression....its for the best. [ more ]
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I met THE LION MAN today
AboAbo
Dirtyprettygirlthing oooooh! Poor Dalu... and poor Craig! [ more ]
Abo Reference: wasn't there a big hoohaa last year between him and his mother over ownership of the park? i think one of the handlers was killed after lion man left and the animal welfare people got called in. sounds like he's got it sorted out now. its still going on. It was Dalu who was mauled to death by Abu earlier this year when Craig wasn't there. [ more ]
Abo Reference: I was delighted to meet Craig and his beloved lions in Zion Park in New Zealand in 2007. The animals adore him and I was honoured to be brought in to meet many of them. when he gets his park back I'd love to go there & meet him. There is a new season coming out soon too [ more ]
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*HAPPY HALLOWEEN THREAD*
FM Former Member
Yellow Rose Reference: That is awful YR......there is a menacing tone to Halloween celebtations isn't there? Not right... I think it's yet another a sad reflection on UK society that something that some may enjoy celebrating is becoming something that's become fearful for many [ more ]
Green&Pink That is awful YR.. ....there is a menacing tone to Halloween celebtations isn't there? Not right... [ more ]
Yellow Rose Because my niece didn't answer the door she had a stone thrown at her window that broke it. I've heard of similar stories whether it's to houses or shops. From US friends who've celebrated Halloween for more years than the UK things like that don't happen over there, it's a fun thing not an attack on homes or people. The UK is an embarassment on so many levels [ more ]
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Who should pay up for the pirated/kidnapped Chandlers?
carotinocarotino
Former Member Reference: The government would be bailing out everyone, and loads of people would be taken hostage. Exactly the point I was going to make. We pay one ransom, we would be expected to pay them all = kidnappings would increase. Having said that, I hope they are freed unharmed - it must be a living hell for their families. [ more ]
Mary Seacole This is such a hard one, they where warned they where going into pirate waters they chose to ignore that ('how dare they)but at the end of the day,we need to protect there safety as caring human beings. But who pays the bill???. [ more ]
pretty_p No way should the Government pay - they chose to take the risk to sail in dangerous waters - unfortunately at the risk of sounding harsh they have no-one but themselves to blame!!! [ more ]
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Giant spiders
FM Former Member
Bojangles In the middle ages the healthiest homes had the most spiders,as they killed the flies that spread disease.Open sewers in those days don't you know. [ more ]
Cinds hahahahahaha Suzi I love that picture. We have been finding giant spiders all over the house recently, I have a picture somewhere of one we trapped under an upturned pint glass, I'll post it when I find it. Regular spiders don't bother me, but these giant beasts HOLY COW [ more ]
Heartache Reference: I don;t think I want to look at your link, Katty - I suspect it has pictures of nasties Your right there, a picture of one big nasty. Eeeeeeeeeeeeek. [ more ]
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MPs: We have apologised, so please love us again.
brisketbrisket
Smarting Buttocks Still don't know how so many of them can justify the expenses. The rules state they can claim for things which enable them to perform their duties as an MP. How can John Prescott claiming for his "Tudor style" beams on the exterior on his house enable him to perform his duties as an MP. [ more ]
Former Member Reference: Doen't she have a ring of barbed wire to scratch her bottom? [ more ]
Garage Joe Doen't she have a ring of barbed wire to scratch her bottom? [ more ]
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TV Chef on Drink Driving Charge
♥PinkBabe1966♥The Angel under the tree!♥PinkBabe1966♥The Angel under the tree!
queenshaks Reference: Nooooooooooo! Queenie! Say it isn't true! Guilty as charged Suzi... [ more ]
Former Member Reference: John Burton Race is a bit of a twat but I do like him! Nooooooooooo! Queenie! Say it isn't true! [ more ]
Former Member Reference: Daniel J* When he and Ed Bains told that 14yo Ross to use lemon zest instead of lemon juice, he refused saying that he thought they were wrong and it wasn't the taste he was looking for. Quite funny as Ed Bains didn't know what to do. I think some of the camera people were laughing as Ed Bains looked at them looking bemused. I lovedit when he refused! He may have or had 2 Michelin stars, but I really don't like him and for that reason alone I would never eat anything he cooked. I... [ more ]
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Chris Moyles
Queen of the High TeasQueen of the High Teas
Mentalist I have to listen to Chris Moyles is the morning coz my clock radio is broken, makes me get up fast though just to get away from him! [ more ]
Garage Joe We were just saying this morning that like Steve Wright, Jonathan Ross has to employ somebody to laugh at his jokes or anything really. I'm surprised that Jarvis put up with it, but on hearing his song I realised that he was desperate. [ more ]
Former Member Reference: I love Radio2 and Steve Wright Barry from Watford I thought he was just a 'character' on Steve Wright. But he's not! [ more ]
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Any tips for cleaning a pc keyboard??
duchessduchess
duchess Does anyone know if its safe to take a couple of keys off at a time? I used to work in a computer centre and we used to do that at least once a month but that was in the late 70's early 80's these new keyboards might not be suitable for that.. The last keyboard we had i did take the space bar off but it was never the same, but i could've just put it on wrong..what do you think?? [ more ]
duchess Wow! loads of very helpful advice here, thanks guys!! I thought I did a good job last night, but in the daylight its not so good! The comp is by a window and its showing all the bits i missed!! I really should do it more often! [ more ]
Gel Believe it or not I've washed many a keyboard in a bowl of warm soapy water, as long as you leave them to thoroughly dry, it doesn't do them any damage. I only ever change my keyboard when the letters start disappearing or in fact if I happen to spill wine on them, which has happened once or twice [ more ]
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My friend's cat's been catnapped!
XochiXochi
Bojangles This seems to happen every so often.A friend of mine told me same thing was happening where she was living that was 10 years ago.Same thing was reported about 3 years ago in another nearby town.They are never found,neither are their bodies.With so many cats disappearing surely somebody would notice something.Another time it was dogs. [ more ]
Green&Pink PMSL!! [ more ]
Xochi Reference: Well done Pinky, you understood the thread Xochi There's still time to make it an animal abuse thread Q [ more ]
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Strange coincidence - or wot?
SaintSaint
Bojangles Reference: RealLiveCloud VIP , * Love You All * offline 4928 Forum Posts Today at 18:24 (Edited: ) A Spanish city has taken my name and used it in front of theirs for their Footy team. Must just be starting out. Real means Royal in Spanish. [ more ]
stonks My husband bought a caravan and when he brought it home it had the same reg as our car.. ..it was in fantastic condition for a 91.... [ more ]
Real A Spanish city has taken my name and used it in front of theirs for their Footy team. Must just be starting out. [ more ]
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Cold calling. Height of cheek! :fume:
Garage JoeGarage Joe
Blizz'ard Reference: Cinds Eugene knocking on a door is even worse, especially if they come armed with cheap booze and such like. Yeah! I never let them stay long. [ more ]
Cinds Eugene knocking on a door is even worse, especially if they come armed with cheap booze and such like. [ more ]
Eugene's Lair Reference Cinds Today at 22:51: Are you sure? Isn't cold calling the same as knocking on the door of someone when you haven't been invited. Now that's very rude! IMO, it's worse than that. Unless they're working from something like the Electoral Register, knocking on someone's door is essentially random. E.g. I had some window-cleaners round earlier in the week who were going round the doors to drum-up business. Phoning someone up means that they've already done some research to get your... [ more ]
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Reality/Talent Shows you actually watch/watched?
Rawky-RooRawky-Roo
sandra i have watched them all bar the restaurant my tv is planned to military precision , and somehow it does'nt fit in [ more ]
fabienne Reference: Rawky I really liked Fame Academy as it was actually about talent rather than looks and showing off 'ala' X factor I really loved Fame Academy, and I can't understand why it's been discontinued. [ more ]
Rawky-Roo Reference: Why do the BGT liveshows make you angry Rawky? its the whole putting through acts, that are clearly shit, just for the sole reason of buzzing them off and making them feel like shit. [ more ]
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Money off vouchers. :fume:
Garage JoeGarage Joe
Moomin This is sort of connected with the thread though this is not money off vouchers, but vouchers bought with Tesco clubcard. We ordered some vouchers for a restaurant chain called Prezzo, and we decided to use them tonight - they come in £10 lots. The meal came to £58.45, so rather than use £50 worth and pay £8.45 we decided to use £60 worth of vouchers and let them keep the "change". (Bearing in mind each £10 Prezzo voucher costs £2.50 in Tesco vouchers it is cheaper for us to do it that way)... [ more ]
figtree I can understand why you were annoyed OP so I will be too on your behalf!have a [ more ]
Former Member I'm getting a bit fed up with the Pay Double Get One Free offers at Tescos. They must think we're stoopid. I've started memorising the prices of the common things they do this on ... like Pantene shampoo ... so that I can have the pleasure of being pissed off. [ more ]
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Water- the most difficult concept in the world?
TrixyTrixy
Trixy Damn us having more standards nowdays Our main issue was that we didnt want to turn on a light and blow the electric for the whole house. It just sucks that we are in a house which was brought over the summer and the new landlord is planning a complete renovation so anything needing to be done he doesnt want to do before next summer. Twat. [ more ]
Former Member Stoodents today. When I was in digs, we had slugs in the kitchen every morning, we got ice on the inside of the bog window, and the poor girl who had the room at the back with 3 outside walls had all her books go mouldy and used to wake up with damp hair. And no broadband! [ more ]
Former Member That's good to hear Trixy [ more ]
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Water intoxication
kattymieowwkattymieoww
fabienne I'm sure you'll be fine with just one cupful, darlo. [ more ]
darloboy (Play The Game!) Oh right , don't drink lots and lots but I do make sure I at least drink some water each day even if it's just one cup full . [ more ]
Dirtyprettygirlthing Reference: Darlo Will have to be careful then, I love water and drink lots of it its good to drink plenty of water Darlo.... these intoxication cases are when someone drinks LOADS and LOADS of water... in a very very short space of time. In the case in the OP... she did it for a contest... in the ecstasy cases, people panic and force themselves to drink as much water as they possibly can. I don't think there is a need for you to regulate how much water you drink thoughout the day... that is... [ more ]
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CONGRATULATIONS TO
LowonIQLowonIQ
Dame_Ann_Average Reference: We can't think like that onwards and upwards mr Low, he's only there for the beer Got my positive head on [ more ]
LowonIQ Reference: Apessimist the FM's can commiserate with us next year when we go down again (joking) Thanks everyone for the congrats, and well done Mr Low too for winning and putting up with us. We can't think like that onwards and upwards mr Low, he's only there for the beer [ more ]
Angel Reference: LOWONIQ AND DAME ANNE AVERAGE well done & congrats [ more ]
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Checking texts & mobile phones (other peoples.)
brisketbrisket
Moomin I should think OH has only sent about 4 - yes 4 texts in his whole life!! His phone is NEVER on either. [ more ]
Angel Reference: Must be about trust - or lack of it Aye .... nail on head [ more ]
Moonbeams Why would anyone do that? He'll use my phone and I'll use his but neither of us would check each others sms. I might go into his calls logs and he mine to see when we orderd stuff ie pizza or taxi etc.. [ more ]
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That L'oreal ad with that Cheryl Cole....
Karma_Karma_
Mazzystar Reference: That hoodie she wears is vile. And those leopard print bottoms? WTF? And the look of the mysterious she tries to create with the dark glasses and the red hooded thing just doesn't work. She just looks like a right tit who's trying too hard. It looks like a cheap crap studio video that's been tarted up by some wanna be graphics designer. Poor caaah. But she's SO worth it! [ more ]
Karma_ That hoodie she wears is vile. And those leopard print bottoms? WTF? And the look of the mysterious she tries to create with the dark glasses and the red hooded thing just doesn't work. She just looks like a right tit who's trying too hard. It looks like a cheap crap studio video that's been tarted up by some wanna be graphics designer. Poor caaah. [ more ]
Cinds Weak, limp, lifeless' Yes Cheryl, but what about your hair. [ more ]
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Ha ha ha, jeremy Kyle now....
The Devil In DiamanteThe Devil In Diamante
♥PinkBabe1966♥The Angel under the tree! I keep forgetting it is on, changing over to ITV2 now.. [ more ]
brisket Another thing Jeremy Kyle has added to his phrasebook is "Can I say something?" (He says it a lot.) Well of course you can "it's the Jeremy Kyle show" as you are so fond of reminding us. But when he says "Can I say something?" I would dearly love a guest to reply "I'd rather you didn't" or even simply "No." [ more ]
Fairfax Reference: Have you ever seen the film Deliverance,...the banjo people... [ more ]
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Convicted thug to appeal..
kattymieowwkattymieoww
Former Member His agent has just been on Sky news bleating about how as a member of the FA union, he should have been better supported. He also wants to know what are they going to do if his appeal isn't successful and how are they going to help him when he is eventually released. He didn't actually say it but he hinted (the agent) that he believed that it is a case of mistaken identity and that whatever happens, as a good goal scorer, clubs will be falling over themselves to hire him when he does get... [ more ]
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Letters to British Viz Magazine, just for fun...
The Devil In DiamanteThe Devil In Diamante
Bojangles Made my day. [ more ]
Scotty Brilliant DD I love the Viz. One I remember from years ago..it went something like this... I`m a school teacher and one day the children said to me "Miss, you have a big ladder in your tights" They`re always joking with me so I ignored them and told them to get on with their work. Throughout the day they kept repeating it but I didn`t fall for it. Imagine my surprise when I got home and found a six foot aluminium ladder and Mr Smith the janitor all tangled up in the autumn leaves..in my tights. [ more ]
The Devil In Diamante I know Queenie, i'm going to start buying it again [ more ]
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Queue Jumping...
The Devil In DiamanteThe Devil In Diamante
The Devil In Diamante Reference : It's most definitely not petty dev .... it's downright rude imo I would have been livid ... I'm glad you took your custom elsewhere good for you Lol, a Lady from Customer Services has just been on the phone to me, she apologised and said she is sending me a £5 gift voucher in the post...at least they listen, though I am still boycotting the place.....I can get what I want from other shops so I really have no need to go in there... [ more ]
Angel I do think queuing is a british thing though .... a couple of years ago we were waiting for a bus to a market in Greece. We were first at the bus stop .... by the time the bus came there were about 20 people waiting to get on ... but when the bus pulled up, people just proceeded to head straight for the bus door with no regard whatsoever for who was first in the queue. [ more ]
Angel Reference: I know it's abit petty It's most definitely not petty dev .... it's downright rude imo I would have been livid ... I'm glad you took your custom elsewhere good for you [ more ]
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Joke of the day
SaintSaint
Moonie Hahahahaha Pooly [ more ]
Poolshark A man goes to bed & reaches over to his wife. He starts sliding his hand slowly across her shoulders, then down her side just glancing her breasts, then carries on down her sides and legs. He parts her legs apart & slwly runs his hand up and down the inner side of her thighs. He moves back towards the top and stops. His wife gasps "Why have you stopped?", he replies, "I've found the remote, now go back to sleep!". [ more ]
Scotty Reference: Renton What virus only affects women? BIRD FLU - ha ha ha !! That rates in my top ten of the worst jokes..ever! [ more ]
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Really love it here...
darloboy (Play The Game!)darloboy (Play The Game!)
Scotty Reference: Prettycocoeyes @Scotty Teehee I remember we disagreed alot during BB Anyhoo, its ok here maybe I would just have to spend more time in here. Disgreed? We were at loggerheads! If it wasn`t about BB it was about singers..we never agreed All part of the fun though coco..yes, spend more time here and we can battle on.. as usual [ more ]
Fairfax You all have so many post counts.Think I must have the lowest ever. [ more ]
kimota I am a rare visitor these days but will probably increase my posts once CBB starts! [ more ]
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