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The Joke Thread....
The Devil In DiamanteThe Devil In Diamante
The Devil In Diamante Ha ha RZB Excellent [ more ]
RZB One morning while making breakfast, a man walks up to his wife and pinches her on her butt and says, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle." While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought herself better and replied with silence. The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the breast and said, "You know if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra." This was beyond a silence response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by the penis. With a... [ more ]
RZB During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the vicar with an unusual offer. "Look, I’ll give you £100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where I’m to promise to ‘love, honor and obey’ and ‘forsaking all others, be faithful to her forever,’ I’d appreciate it if you’d just leave that part out." He passed the clergyman the cash and walked away satisfied. It is now the day of the wedding, and the bride and groom have moved to that part of the ceremony... [ more ]
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My husband is a complete muff
angelicarwenangelicarwen
Queen of the High Teas Arwen, that's shocking. Your poor hubby should absolutely not have been treated like that. Make sure you do kick up a stink. Make sure you give him plenty of tlc when he gets home. [ more ]
Yogi19 Angelic, I'm glad you've got your hubby back with you. [ more ]
Former Member Oh Arwen That absolutely stinks, make as much noise complaining as you can. I'd start screaming about Elf and Safety over the anthrax thing for starters [ more ]
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Commrade Ogilvy
SaintSaint
Scotty Reference: Comrade I forgot all about that wall thingy. Sorry to all and anyone I haven't posted back to. Not at all Comrade. Good to see you again [ more ]
Saint Commrade we are all a family here and we were worried about you Nice to see you here If you feel the need please let us know how your doing [ more ]
The Devil In Diamante Welcome back Comrade Great to see you, and Happy New Year I hope you are well and I do hope you are going to come back here more often? I am struggling with CBB this year as well, not that bothered about it TBH but still here rabbiting on and laughing at the funny posts on here [ more ]
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ID Cards.....hmmmmm....
The Devil In DiamanteThe Devil In Diamante
The Devil In Diamante Reference netoo And this week I learn we are to get yet another bin A blue one to 'take over' from the recycling box that will hold more (other stuff they want you to recycle....cardboard and stuff We already have 4!!! Grey - normal Waste Beige/ Cream - Paper Green - Garden Waste Maroon - Plastics & Bottles Ball ache taking them all out and bringing them back in, it's the folks with small gardens & yards I feels sorry for, there's no where to put them! I Believe we are to get... [ more ]
figtree It's about controlling the masses and not about security... we are hurtling towards a police state..... be warned! [ more ]
jacksonb course if i were a terrorist, i'd be the first in line to cough up the readies to get my hands on information from the database, then i could produce i.d. cards for my members...... [ more ]
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OT - DNA Testing... Can a man legally force a woman to prove he is the father of her child?
BS BARMYBRUMMIE - Slickman to WIN!
Karma_ Thank you *Oscar acceptance weep* [ more ]
Leccy Reference: Oh blimey I got a bit Jezza Kyle then. I nearly had to go and sit on the stair just to get into character I admired your shiny shoes. [ more ]
Karma_ Oh blimey I got a bit Jezza Kyle then. I nearly had to go and sit on the stair just to get into character [ more ]
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Ivana Trump to enter house?
darloboy (Play The Game!)darloboy (Play The Game!)
brisket I don't want to see anybody else in that house who has any association, contact, resemblance to, gossip about Katie Price. The woman is a self-motivational publicity machine, and I don't want BB to help her. I shall lose interest rapidly if anything Jordan-related happens. [ more ]
sushilover Tonights fumblings have destroyed basshunters chances of winning, but it has at least stopped/or delayed, the annoying cow price3 being put in early...ivana trump who cares...have they got an extra extension for her wardrobe ? [ more ]
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STEPHEN
brisketbrisket
Blizz'ard How can he not see that he is related to Apes? Apologies to the Apes. [ more ]
cockney-chick I find him a very irritating and annoying and condescending pr1ck to be honest. One thing that grates on me is religious preachers! Worship who you want mate, but don't diss or revile those who don't agree with you. I have had the misfortune to be in the company of people obsessed with religion several times, and to say they piss me off, is an understatement. [ more ]
brisket The oh-so-wise Stephen is not wise enough to be aware of what the others feel about him. Not self-aware. I would have thought such an expert might have some instinct of how others regard him. [ more ]
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Ex in the House
brisketbrisket
Eugene's Lair Reference Yogi19 Today at 23:13: Surely BB have realised by now that putting in girlfiends/boyfriends/exs doesn't work. Sadly, no. It's clear to me from 10 years of watching BB (and the occasional conversation with "The Real BB") that the BB production staff are convinced that all their "big twists" are the product of unalloyed genius, and no amount of disagreement from the actual fans will dissuade them of that opinion. In the end, they just stopped listening to us altogether... [ more ]
Yogi19 Surely BB have realised by now that putting in girlfiends/boyfriends/exs doesn't work. [ more ]
Eugene's Lair Reference cup Today at 22:53: what about last years ex noreens Quite. IMO, the Noirin/Isaac situation was much worse than what happened in BB9, because BB deliberately tampered with the eviction process to keep the "big twist" alive. When Kenneth walked, there was no requirement or precedent for BB to cancel the public vote - that was only done in the past when a "walker" meant that there was only one remaining HM up for for eviction. The real reason they cancelled the vote was because they... [ more ]
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Lucy Beale
Crunchy NutsCrunchy Nuts
Lazybug My step daughter is the absolute double of Lucy Beale and has been for years and she's called Lucy as well! I have to say Lucy Beale's acting is just awful, bloody awful! She cannot act for toffee and I cannot bare watching her... [ more ]
darloboy (Play The Game!) Lol . If it was favourite characters Bianca would be second , I had to have a good think before hand . [ more ]
Crunchy Nuts I don't think I could even come up with a top 5 on Eastenders, it's lacking that much. I assume that is your top 5 Eastenders girls Darlo and not your top 5 girls full stop [ more ]
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Stephen Baldwin and his bible talk
nanalounanalou
brisket To say that his daughters share his "firm belief" about womens role and fulfilment...well! His youngest is 13 years old for goodness sake! [ more ]
Fairfax Reference: Also he reminds of the late Steven Gately..when Steven gained weight...is that just me? Trollope wash your mouth out young man! Stephen was gawjuss even with a few extra pounds on him, Stephen squinty weird eyes Baldwin should be so lucky [ more ]
Fairfax Reference:Brisket A number of people suggest Stephen may be a victim of biased editing. I would only say that we don't know this Correct! We don't know it as fact nor do we know anything as fact in that house, BB are adept enough to edit the show in a manner that will be most interesting or indeed contentions. However, I am one of the people who think his editing may be iffy but am willing to be proven incorrect. I guess we'll just have to wait and see how it pans out. [ more ]
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Ha ha, does this remind you of anyone....
The Devil In DiamanteThe Devil In Diamante
Yogi19 If he behaves himself, he could be released early, on Home Detention whatsit. [ more ]
The Devil In Diamante Reference: We have to prepare ourselves for the possibilty that Bubbles might not want to come back. He MUST come back.... [ more ]
Crunchy Nuts Maybe this is the learning curve he needs. He won't be in long i shouldn't imagine. Maybe he'll come out a shadow of his former self, he'll find himself in there and he won't want to go back to the old Bubbles, he might want to go travelling or something, see the world etc. We have to prepare ourselves for the possibilty that Bubbles might not want to come back. [ more ]
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Teenage Lottery winner's Death
MrsHMrsH
Demantoid If I won a couple of million, I'd give some to family and charity, travel a bit then come home and live in comfort without going crazy with it. If I won a triple Euromillions rollover, I'd do all of the above, but also start a charitable trust with most of it and invite people or groups to apply for grants - for stuff like animal welfare and community projects. Then, every time I handed over a cheque and saw their happy faces, it would feel like winning, all over again. [ more ]
Leccy Reference: Me neither... shoes on the other hand Gloves are much more comfortable on the hands. [ more ]
Cinds Reference: Me neither... shoes on the other hand Gloves are much more comfortable on the hands. [ more ]
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Shameless
darloboy (Play The Game!)darloboy (Play The Game!)
Sir HP Reference: Maybe Kash will come back again this year , after more money from Yvonne. What happened to the young kid Ian brought back from Spain last series, He just seemto vanish, I must of missed it. See that was something else C4 mucked up when they closed the forums, It's hard to keep up the the story lines. The deaf kid went back to Spain, I can't wait either I've been watching the back series to refresh myself [ more ]
MrMincePie Two city fans in there then [ more ]
scatterby Love it! [ more ]
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I can't believe I'm actually liking Dane Bowers!
PoolsharkPoolshark
Demantoid He hasn't done anything to either please or offend, yet. Not really on the radar. [ more ]
Christmas Chicken He is also incredibly down to earth about his celebrity status i.e he really isn't one anymore . But i like him for that [ more ]
Soozy Woo I really like Dane ....he seems very genuine and inoffensive and isn't in there showing off on order to up his profile. He's a slow burner but I think he'll make the final. seems like a really nice person IMO. [ more ]
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So far....
Crunchy NutsCrunchy Nuts
Fairfax Pretty much the same as Brisket and totally with Demantoid - million per cent in agreement,especially in regard to that little Troll Katia.........ahhh, can't STAND HER [ more ]
Demantoid Stephen - Can't bear him. God-bothering, tiresome, overbearing fool. Nicola - Sweet, but thick. Hearing her say "reeeally?" or "what's that mean?" would probably drive me nuts, if I was in there. Alex - Hate him. Keeps getting all precious about the "meeja", when without them, no-one would have heard of him - or invited him into the BB house. Stephanie - Like her. Elegant, ladylike, but with a bit of a "side" to her. Lady Sovereign - Like her, but she needs to speak up for herself a bit. St... [ more ]
Marguerita Brisket you have got them all more or less to a tea hope they send some new HMS in [ more ]
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What's the point of celeb bb
WILDER XWILDER X
Baz `i agree with everything posted....... I was really looking forward to it, but, apart from the fun chats on the forum, so far it's a bit of a disappointment [ more ]
WILDER X Reference: Originally I thought the concept, was to give us an insight into how the 'other half live', which could maybe be interesting. Now it's just turned into a load of sad wannabees and has beens, trying to up their profiles, and kick start their sad, miserable, failing careers! Unfortunately for most, it will just show them up for the shallow, self absorbed lovies, who are not worth a curdy! Unless they are all willing to donate their fees to charity, none of them are worth watching! I... [ more ]
WILDER X I agree marge.I can't be bothered with it anymore. When they do finally air show at night there all in bed. [ more ]
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Another uninspiring episode
SpiderMonkeySpiderMonkey
Former Member Why were assmunter and ladette sov, locked up in a cell for the night? [ more ]
Kaytee I'm sticking with it, but last night's episode bored me stiff. I won't make a point of watching like I have done for every BB series so far.....even BB4. [ more ]
Fairfax Give it a chance, its only a few days in. I reckon Stephanie and Vinnie will start mouthing off to the younger ones and lets hope that starts some "interesting debates" [ more ]
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Anybody want to rabbit about anything other than CBB?
Karma_Karma_
serignhugrf Awh nicey, your D changed into a smiley cos of the : [ more ]
serignhugrf Reference aniel I suppose there are no bin bags or takeaways left around. Send the foxes up here. We've not had our bins emptied since before Christmas. [ more ]
MrsH Here in the Fens they deliberately flood the vast areas of wash and marsh flat areas to about 2 foot - hoping we get enough freeze over for the annual skating and sledging they havnt been disappointed this year [ more ]
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Cookie-Gate!
MrMincePieMrMincePie
Former Member But who would want the custard creams after Marios foreplay with them But I know what you mean about us not getting the full picture. One of the pleasures of any BB is the 'we know something you don't know' aspect [ more ]
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-9 this morning...
MrMincePieMrMincePie
liverbird My journey home from works normally takes just under 10 mins - last night was one and a half hours!!! Was scary [ more ]
serignhugrf LOL @ runs around in circles screaming. I feel the same, not so much cos of the cold but just the snow, the bloody snow that has been hanging around for weeks, and being built upon from the sky. I'm going a bit crazy. A lot crazy. [ more ]
MrMincePie Currently renting a flat in Wigan so I can get to work and college easily, I usually go home to Cheshire in the holidays though. [ more ]
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heidis brother died days before she entered the house.
sushiloversushilover
sushilover this is him, he owns the bunnyranch in nevada. http://www.plunderbund.com/wp-...007/11/dennishof.jpg [ more ]
sushilover Reference: I think Heidi has as much right to deal with her brother's death in her own way as everyone else does when dealing with such a sad and close loss It sounds more like she is doing what her fella wants and not actually what she wants. to me anyway. And of course he won't be swayed in his decision by her appearence fee. [ more ]
Former Member Reference: it's called looking smart DJ Save it for the judge. [ more ]
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Happy Orthodox Christmas to all Friends
E Essie
Xochi Reference: IF and I say IF Mr Essie has bought me a present which I remotely wanted, I will be a 'Monkey's Uncle' Hmm... you've posted yet another conundrum. As I know, you are a bird, right... so, it is impossible for you to be an uncle of any sort... so... you already know it will be an unwanted prezzie... but what if it is?! This is a philosophical nightmare! [ more ]
Essie Reference: Pinkalicious♥♥ offline Then you are the lady I meant The Lovely Lady who owns the greyhounds. [ more ]
♥PinkBabe1966♥The Angel under the tree! Essie, if you read this then yes I am PinkBabe with the greyhounds. Veggie came up with the new name last night and the avi is my favourite footballer!! If Jesus was born in April, it would have to be the 12th as all the best people were born then (guess when my birthday is!!) Shared with David Cassidy of all people! [ more ]
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The Secret Life of the Dog
brisketbrisket
Dirtyprettygirlthing They do have the stinkiest farts ever though (I am turning green here!!!) I am off to bed... I was actually only hanging around in case Annoca came online. Night all xx [ more ]
Dirtyprettygirlthing Reference: Stoory I don't mean to sound insensitive it doesn't sound insensitive to me.... well thought through actually xx [ more ]
Dirtyprettygirlthing Stoory... its true.. you will be the one walking it and stuff... and if you get a puppy, it can knock you off your feet just like when you've just had a baby (only a baby born with the mobility of a toddler).... ...but - cos you are the one walking it and yeah worrying about it... it ends up your baby... We've had hamsters, guinea pigs, and a rat, and I loved them all and was in bits when they died... but the bond I had with them was nothing compared to the bond with my dog. So yeah... its a... [ more ]
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Arghhh, THAT Holly in Emmerdale....
The Devil In DiamanteThe Devil In Diamante
Yogi19 I agree Did, Holly's monotone and babyish voice drives me mad. I wish she'd disappear and take Psycho Sally with her. [ more ]
darloboy (Play The Game!) Reference: Oooo I just googled darlo...I won't be watching as I'm at uni but I expect I will receive a few texts from the mother Ha Ha all sounds good doesn't it . [ more ]
Trixy Oooo I just googled darlo...I won't be watching as I'm at uni but I expect I will receive a few texts from the mother [ more ]
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big brother is only as good as bb forum makes it
strikestrike
Cinds Reference: ol that made me chuckle, C4 doing the decent thing. I know, sorry, I might have been a little bit high on Neurofen when I typed that. [ more ]
strike Reference: maybe C4 after abandoning us should do the decent thing lol that made me chuckle, C4 doing the decent thing. [ more ]
Moonbeams Not true. His nibbs is loving it and doesn't come here. I come here and I'm not liking CBB. [ more ]
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What HM will be the first to have the STFU Thread
FM Former Member
Cinds Definitely Stephen. [ more ]
brisket Stephen. He is obnoxious. [ more ]
Angel my guess would be stephen ... but I like him (up to now) ... at least he's interesting. The others are living out thier time in there just to collect a cheque .... I know he is too ... but at least he adds something .... what did ronnie woods ex add? ..... a fart ... that's about all. [ more ]
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CBB loses half its audience...
MrMincePieMrMincePie
Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing Reference: I went to bed early and started to watch it in bed, but I fell asleep halfway through I did have it on, but it was mostly just noise in the background and I wasn't really paying attention. Though I do think I made a couple of comments....somewhere.... [ more ]
Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing Reference: She's a character in Red Dahlia on ITV...that we all seem to be watching 'Cept Marge and me. [ more ]
Kaytee Reference:GARAGE JOE Garage Joe online 5072 Forum Posts Today at 3:03 (Edited: ) I can't stand the F Word. Gawd! Neither can I. I'd rather have a pre-pubescent copper than Gordon bleedin' Ramsey [ more ]
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