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Secret Task for Alex..
Dame_Ann_Average Reference: As Alex starts killing the snowman - the housemates look on in horror!! He's actually won a fight [ more ]
darloboy (Play The Game!) 16:09 Alex asks for an ice pack after attacking the snowman, he now has sore knees 16:07 HMs clap as Alex walks into the house, he tells them he needed to get some aggression out so kicked the snowman 16:03 Alex is kicking the snowman...housemates don't look happy, although no one has tried to stop him [ more ]
carpet I bet he looked like a big ponce kicking down the snowman. [ more ]
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Tonight HL show spoiler...
Yogi19 Thanks Darlo @ Ivana bringing a mosquito net to Britain, in December. [ more ]
Leccy Reference: I think it takes all her effort to put one foot in front of the other Hahahahaha! Oh he's making me laugh with his quips. Reference: Stephen talks to Big Brother in the Diary Room about Ivana. He wants to switch beds. He explains 'there's a disease in the US called Sleep cougar syndrome.' This means when a older woman looks to go to bed with younger men. He's worried Ivana might feel the need for companionship and look to who's in bed next to her. Stephen, please! Get a grip! [ more ]
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Heidi
jacksonb Reference: Because you have nothing to base that bollocks theory on. oh right. it wasn't directed at you then. [ more ]
carpet Damn, I wanted her to have a face off (in her case literally) with Father Stephen. [ more ]
Marguerita Sorry I wont miss her she has done absolutely nothing since she has been in the house except lie in bed and talk about the others behind the backs.. [ more ]
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Farting
Crunchy Nuts Farts are funny, I don't care what anyone says. Don't ask me why they are funny, but they are. [ more ]
Fairfax I don't care what anyone thinks, it is just plain REVOLTING! Disgusting creatures [ more ]
SazBomb Reference: first kiss, first bunk up, first row, meet the parents, his first fart, meet the friends, she shocks the socks off him by farting back, move in together, have kids, get married, etc etc Me and B have a long way to go, we haven't had our first row yet I dunno about the farting being funny.... if people do it round me I don't really find it funny, and I dont fart in front of people I think its the fact they were all in hysterics was what made me giggle, rather than the fart itself -... [ more ]
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I started out liking Jonas...
Yogi19 I started off liking him but this "romance" with gold-digging, fame-hungry Katia is annoying me. Shame really, he seems like a nice lad ( apart from the crude chat). [ more ]
Dame_Ann_Average Reference: Right with you on that one Dame Ann and as for his showmance with that troll Katia, well thats another nail in the coffin. Totally agree Fairfax, that's another reason he's getting on me norks [ more ]
Fairfax Reference: Started out liking him, then the farting started and the tree task turned me right off him. Right with you on that one Dame Ann and as for his showmance with that troll Katia, well thats another nail in the coffin. [ more ]
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Aisleyne just said Katie Price is in the house?
Bojangles Reference: Yes, Very Zsa Zsa Gaborish. Probably the same surgeon. [ more ]
Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing Reference: Is Ivana starting to look more like Zsa Zsa Gabor? eek! Yes, Very Zsa Zsa Gaborish. [ more ]
Blue Diamond (Ben's Buddy 11) Reference: Well thats not what the title of this thread stated, you cant blame me for being steered in the wrong direction. The best laugh of the day, thanks Grumpy. [ more ]
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O/T..N. Ireland Politics News (Iris Robinson)
Former Member Reference: Beamers I keep singing 'well hello Mrs Robinson, Jesus loves you more then you will know ho ho ho ho ' £50,000, must have been some shag Hahahaha You and me both Beamers I can just hear her saying " would you like me to seduce you?" in a Ian Paisley voice [ more ]
Fairfax I was sooooo angry with this woman when she came out with horrendously outdated, disgusting homophobic comments, my husband and I found them absolutley abhorrent. We now find that the MASSIVE HYPOCRITE Mrs. Robinson had an affair with a '19 year old'. Shadenfraude....... [ more ]
Former Member Does he class as a gerontophile? Does she class as an ephebophile? Or is 59 early middle age in these days of good later life health? [ more ]
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Tina
darloboy (Play The Game!) No way but Lucy Allan has hinted that there are some newcomers on the way to make up for all those who have left, one is a girl same age as Steph and Cheryl and she will be a threat to them over the blokes . I like Michaela . [ more ]
Crunchy Nuts Agree about Carley Stenson. Fit as!!! Liking India as well to be honest. But don't think they've replaced the 2 hotties that are Louise and Mandy. [ more ]
darloboy (Play The Game!) Oh right lucky guy . Current HO hottie is Carley Stenson for me but I do like Jennifer Metcalfe . [ more ]
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"What a Dork.What a F******* Dork,Dude get the F*** away.
Blue Diamond (Ben's Buddy 11) Reference emantoid She never said that. She said "thank God" for abortion, but didn't elaborate further, or claim it was the best form of contraception. Dislike her if you want, but for real reasons, not made-up ones. Personally, I'm loving her losing patience with St Stephen. The man's an overbearing plank who doesn't understand the concept of evolution (but still rubbishes it) or the meaning of the word "oxymoron" (but still uses it). Totally agree with your post, well said. Personally I... [ more ]
Fairfax Strike...put that tongue back in right this minute [ more ]
strike i like both of them ............... so there [ more ]
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I'm quite proud of how useless our country is when its comes to snow.
Blizz'ard My rubbish is frozen, so I'm not too worried about no collection. It's the summer maggots that I'm not keen on. [ more ]
Former Member Reference: Yup - we have no rubbish collection for the foreseeable future. I emailed the council - they told me that the council won't collect rubbish because the council haven't gritted the roads and it is dangerous for council employees. I didn't bother to discuss the obvious Can't fault the logic there [ more ]
The Devil In Diamante Reference:strike a guy was telling me today the reason the gritters haven't been around our area much is, there have been so many claims going in that if you fall and it's on ice not gritted areas, they call it an act of god and you can't claim anything, so they aren't gritting, i didn't believe him though. I think there is some truth in that If the council have gritted and someone falls, they are liable, however if they have not gritted, it is an act of GOD... On the subject of the School... [ more ]
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2 annoyances
Former Member "I`m wearing a black polo neck, a black beret tilted jauntily to the side and penny rounder specs." Raahhhr! It wouldn't let me quote [ more ]
Scotty Reference: Kayteekins leesten verr carefully I shall say this only wernce......... Welcome back Scottykins Only wernce..I love it! Kayteekins ma cherie.. mercie That`s me all Frenched oot noo [ more ]
Scotty Reference: Yogi Bonjour Scotty, comment ca va? That's the end of my schoolgirl French. Tres bien merci Yogi. Me tae [ more ]
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Just got this in a mail
darloboy (Play The Game!) Reference: i never read posts more than 4 lines long Not even in Romeo and Juliet? . [ more ]
jamieboy i never read posts more than 4 lines long [ more ]
Former Member I never accept calls from banks or cc compamies, I always say mark my account with your name and extension and I'll call back on the listed number. Any legit bank or organisation will be happy with that. [ more ]
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Tonights highlights spoiler...
Fairfax I am so loving this year. [ more ]
jamieboy oh im gonna puke [ more ]
Demantoid Reference: In the bedroom Sisqo "They've got me wearing this f*cking shit, When I go back to the hood they really gonna break my balls"… "This sh*t is crazy, I'm gonna have to shave". Ahhhahahahaha! Sisqo you're a sweetheart, but it's called come-uppance, mate. If you're going to extoll the virties of thong underwear in music, it's about time you learned what wearing one feels like! [ more ]
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Stephanie wearing sun glasses in the bath
Angel Reference: Why? it was probably early & those lights in there are very bright. Imo, they shouldn't even be showing her in the bath ... a woman of her age should be given some privacy. [ more ]
Rawky-Roo ...she did take them off pretty much the moment she got in. [ more ]
Leccy Oh no I wouldn't complain if someone on BB bathed naked, that's waht baths are for but I understand why people like Stephanie (and me) wouldn't want to be naked on national telly. Though if I looked like Stephanie I might be tempted to give a little flash, she looks amazing [ more ]
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New HM to appear in the middle of live Variety Show
Leccy Oh my goodness! Thanks Darlo! [ more ]
Former Member The named going around is Ivan Trump,underwhelming to say the least.( if true) [ more ]
darloboy (Play The Game!) It's Ivana Trump . As If By Magic…. A New Housemate Appears. Unbeknown to the housemates there will be a new addition to the house - tonight! Davina will be direct from the house as she introduces the new housemate who will begin thier stay in the Celebrity Big Brother house. The new housemate is Ivana Trump and she will be surprising the housemates in the middle of a Variety Show task they will be performing. The housemates' Variety Show will be split up into different sections but Ivana... [ more ]
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Why all the fuss about one little bottle of sand?
Kaytee Reference:TARTANVEGGIE Did anyone else think that when he cleared the bedroom and asked everyone to gather in the lounge, that he was going to quickly put it in someone's bed then? Yes ......Me! [ more ]
Leccy Reference: he must have had worse substances in his own bed than sand before now, surely? Yes, I've seen the pics. [ more ]
Demantoid Reference: Fairfax He just wanted to make himsef look good and I think it backfired. Showed him up to the numpty that he is. Loved his punishment too...genius Although I'm not sure how he thought making sure Stephanie didn't get her nice sheets was going to make him 'look good'. Some hard-partying orgy-loving daredevil he is - he must have had worse substances in his own bed than sand before now, surely? [ more ]
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Doesn't Katia have a boyfriend already?
darloboy (Play The Game!) Yes and also according to the Sun Jonas has a secret girlfriend in Sweden... Basshunter [ more ]
Heartache I think the boyfriend was a convenient fallguy following her split from that pensioner she was going out with. [ more ]
Yogi19 Yes, Katia does have a boyfriend but he isn't as famous as Jonas. I'm guessing the boyfriend will be dumped pretty soon. [ more ]
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CBB The Story So Far?
Cagney I watched the first night then realised it doesn't interest me anymore. Haven't watched it in years [ more ]
forgetmenot was good blizzie, i have watched bits but wish it was on earlieras got lots to do that time of night(have 9 dogs and they all have to go out for a wee, have a biscuit, like th e blanket araangemenst for the night, and so forth) then next day forget its on miday on something 4 lol!! i hour is not enough any way, need live feed for it to work.. [ more ]
Blizz'ard Reference: Supes Just got it, (I think!) one of Jordan's conquests? Yes - about nine years ago. [ more ]
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The Joke Thread....
The Devil In Diamante Ha ha RZB Excellent [ more ]
RZB One morning while making breakfast, a man walks up to his wife and pinches her on her butt and says, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle." While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought herself better and replied with silence. The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the breast and said, "You know if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra." This was beyond a silence response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by the penis. With a... [ more ]
RZB During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the vicar with an unusual offer. "Look, I’ll give you £100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where I’m to promise to ‘love, honor and obey’ and ‘forsaking all others, be faithful to her forever,’ I’d appreciate it if you’d just leave that part out." He passed the clergyman the cash and walked away satisfied. It is now the day of the wedding, and the bride and groom have moved to that part of the ceremony... [ more ]
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My husband is a complete muff
Queen of the High Teas Arwen, that's shocking. Your poor hubby should absolutely not have been treated like that. Make sure you do kick up a stink. Make sure you give him plenty of tlc when he gets home. [ more ]
Yogi19 Angelic, I'm glad you've got your hubby back with you. [ more ]
Former Member Oh Arwen That absolutely stinks, make as much noise complaining as you can. I'd start screaming about Elf and Safety over the anthrax thing for starters [ more ]
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Commrade Ogilvy
Scotty Reference: Comrade I forgot all about that wall thingy. Sorry to all and anyone I haven't posted back to. Not at all Comrade. Good to see you again [ more ]
Saint Commrade we are all a family here and we were worried about you Nice to see you here If you feel the need please let us know how your doing [ more ]
The Devil In Diamante Welcome back Comrade Great to see you, and Happy New Year I hope you are well and I do hope you are going to come back here more often? I am struggling with CBB this year as well, not that bothered about it TBH but still here rabbiting on and laughing at the funny posts on here [ more ]
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ID Cards.....hmmmmm....
The Devil In Diamante Reference netoo And this week I learn we are to get yet another bin A blue one to 'take over' from the recycling box that will hold more (other stuff they want you to recycle....cardboard and stuff We already have 4!!! Grey - normal Waste Beige/ Cream - Paper Green - Garden Waste Maroon - Plastics & Bottles Ball ache taking them all out and bringing them back in, it's the folks with small gardens & yards I feels sorry for, there's no where to put them! I Believe we are to get... [ more ]
figtree It's about controlling the masses and not about security... we are hurtling towards a police state..... be warned! [ more ]
jacksonb course if i were a terrorist, i'd be the first in line to cough up the readies to get my hands on information from the database, then i could produce i.d. cards for my members...... [ more ]
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OT - DNA Testing... Can a man legally force a woman to prove he is the father of her child?
Karma_ Thank you *Oscar acceptance weep* [ more ]
Leccy Reference: Oh blimey I got a bit Jezza Kyle then. I nearly had to go and sit on the stair just to get into character I admired your shiny shoes. [ more ]
Karma_ Oh blimey I got a bit Jezza Kyle then. I nearly had to go and sit on the stair just to get into character [ more ]
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Ivana Trump to enter house?
brisket I don't want to see anybody else in that house who has any association, contact, resemblance to, gossip about Katie Price. The woman is a self-motivational publicity machine, and I don't want BB to help her. I shall lose interest rapidly if anything Jordan-related happens. [ more ]
sushilover Tonights fumblings have destroyed basshunters chances of winning, but it has at least stopped/or delayed, the annoying cow price3 being put in early...ivana trump who cares...have they got an extra extension for her wardrobe ? [ more ]
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