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Re: Rate this outta ten. [ more ]
Carnelian [ more ]
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Dis thread is notable in it's absence ras [ more ]
Nah, no point in slagging people off. It just makes them think you have nothing better to do with your time. [ more ]
There's no-one I want to slag off at the moment apart from politicians and I can do that fine in this dimension! [ more ]
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RUDE old joke i have told before on here So don't get yer tits out about it Rawky, ok Bin man knocks on Chinese restuarant door "Where's ya bin mate?" "I been to the loo" sed the China Man "No - i mean where's ya dust bin?" asked the bin man "I just bin to the toilet" sed the China man "No, no i want to know - where's ya wheelie bin?" "Ok, ok", sed the China Man, "I weely bin having a wank" [ more ]
Four for a Tenner. [ more ]
Originally Posted by Rawky-Roo: Originally Posted by Renton: Awww bittterness Rawky Will give you grey hair and wrinkles tell me about it Grecian 2000 and some of that fancy fangly serum should sort it. [ more ]
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Re: Here's the jazz interlude. [ more ]
Slinki, Velvet. [ more ]
Re: Here's the jazz interlude. [ more ]
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Soozy there's a downside to my win lol now MY sons think if they enter every comp that's running on the cartoon channels that they'll win because they heard me say I won! I'm dreading seeing my phone bill if the 10 year old decides to be crafty and enter some without me knowing! [ more ]
Well done Ells I've just rung up the Who wants to be a Millionaire line ...........after my sons bit of luck I'm firmly of the opinion that someone's gotta win and you've gotta be in it to win it! [ more ]
Oh we have 3 kids - they wud of got it LOL I got to choose anything from the top 50 It was ages ago - i chose one called Deep Forest - ha ha ha (twas rubbish) [ more ]
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Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~: Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average: Originally Posted by velvet donkey: You dunno the half of it I was visiting Cosi for the weekend. god help the place with you two together soz but it's true [ more ]
Originally Posted by nuts: Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average: Originally Posted by nuts: Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average: Originally Posted by velvet donkey: I'm oficially dead. scrying with a keyboard, brilliant Velvet Tis innit I'm gonna do that when I'm dead....leave messages on you lots screensavers and stuff PMSL! Why wait until then? if I could hack I would [ more ]
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~: Originally Posted by Triggers: Originally Posted by velvet donkey: But I'm alive. Magic. No bad thing Velvet It beats the alternative in my humble opinion........ We'll sort the details out later [ more ]
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Happy Birthday for Yesterday Blizzie...xxxxxxxxxxxxx [ more ]
Sorry I'm late, Blizz Hope you had a good day [ more ]
Happy Belated Birthday Blizz [ more ]
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I've seen the devil And it were'nt pretty [ more ]
Originally Posted by noseyrosie: Originally Posted by velvet donkey: ..with the Mormon Tabernacle Choir forced through my ear drums. Just because I never ate my second fish finger Join the Cafflicks! We got better punishments than that. You'll get the Devil to rattle the bottom of you bed. What fun. [ more ]
Originally Posted by velvet donkey: ..with the Mormon Tabernacle Choir forced through my ear drums. Just because I never ate my second fish finger Join the Cafflicks! We got better punishments than that. [ more ]
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Happy Mother's Day .... I hope everyone has had a nice day [ more ]
Happy Mothers Day to everyone! I got a lovely card chocs and wine from my kids and the promise to not kill each other for the day Also got a lovely card from my God Daughter which I thought was really lovely! [ more ]
Happy Mother's Day to all of you mothers! I hope you all get spoiled rotten today! [ more ]
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The big guns are probably on the Cote de Villain. We get to pay the parking fines. [ more ]
Re: Flippin quiet on ere [ more ]
*** ankles give Baz many thankles *** [ more ]
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Aww poor froggie,pmls at the human getting their thumb bitten by a pissed off frog. [ more ]
Aw cheers for that! [ more ]
Originally Posted by Cupcake: OMG I can't believe this! My friend literally JUST sent me a link to this on FB, five minutes ago! What a coincidence. Thanks C.I. for putting it on here. It's funny isn't it? Especially when the frog nips his fingers at the end! My friend sent me a few other vids too. Here is one I thought was funny... http://video.uk.msn.com/browse/news/week-in-video?VideoID=1j4fygku3&PlayerSize=Small Was fb I saw it on too... it must be doing the rounds. I like the 'lane... [ more ]
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Originally Posted by Jenstar: So come on then Aims, how many babies did she smuggle back with her? Bet you're so pleased to have her back None theres some pics on my FB but i have no idea how to bring them over here i could be a while trying to figure this out [ more ]
Oh and I'm sooooo gonna have to do the glitter thing [ more ]
So come on then Aims, how many babies did she smuggle back with her? Bet you're so pleased to have her back [ more ]
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Bin the balloon whisk and get one of these. Half the work, you'll never have a lumpy sauce again, and your scrambled eggs will never stick to the bottom of the pan [ more ]
Originally Posted by nuts: Originally Posted by Lori: Mmmmmm.......now I crave onions.... Lovely with fried liver! *Licks lips* But better without. [ more ]
Originally Posted by Lori: Mmmmmm.......now I crave onions.... Lovely with fried liver! *Licks lips* [ more ]
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Originally Posted by nuts: He comes....then he goes [ more ]
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average: evening muf lovely to see you Are you getting all this lovely sunshine oop there? Afternoon btw [ more ]
Originally Posted by Scotty: Enjoy your film muf I wouldn't want to spoil it for anyone who hasn't seen it but,I would bother unless you really need to brush up on the importance of washing your hands regularly! [ more ]
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Tee hee, I can whistle like that, I dont but i like the fact i can, i even surprise myself that I can... Its my inner builder trying to get out! [ more ]
Originally Posted by Slinkiwitch x: Obnoxious Whistler's Mother!!!!!11111!! [ more ]
Obnoxious Whistler's Mother!!!!!11111!! [ more ]
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Ah Sooz, I remember being far more judgmental about parenting skills when I was a youngster(ish). Now, I'm just happy that it's someone else's kids, or other parents, getting it wrong! Funnily enough, Mr Blizz was moaning about our 20 year old son today, while his parents were here, and was just about to say how he was like my side of the family (as he always does and they started spouting out loads of stories about his misdeamenours at a similar age. I just sat there saying, "Oh, who's he... [ more ]
Oh dear Soozy [ more ]
Originally Posted by nuts: I know it sounds harsh Sooz, but maybe they need to be reported somewhere? I dunno. I'm not an expert It just seems to me (from the outside) that they need some kind of a kick up the pants TBH ..............although it's bad .....it's relative. I don't think it's bad enough to report it's just ignorance .................I don't believe he's beating him. i do agree they need help though. [ more ]
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A bidet should be retitled . . . botty potty [ more ]
Originally Posted by velvet donkey: My bidet's running on 12 bar. I'm never off it Hygiene gone potty! [ more ]
My bidet's running on 12 bar. I'm never off it [ more ]
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Every day is a kid's day. There's two generations of the parasitic so and so burdens below me. [ more ]
Originally Posted by Ells: Originally Posted by Renton: Is there a Grand Dad's Day or granny Day Why not? YES!! They've started it at my kids school in recent years. The kids make cards/gifts for the grandparents and they put on a concert and invite all the grandparents to it. Luckily we don't have to buy gifts though (and really....grandparents get the best of mothers/fathers day too!) See what I mean!.......it's just not on! WHERE'S THE KIDS DAY? [ more ]
Originally Posted by Renton: Is there a Grand Dad's Day or granny Day Why not? YES!! They've started it at my kids school in recent years. The kids make cards/gifts for the grandparents and they put on a concert and invite all the grandparents to it. Luckily we don't have to buy gifts though (and really....grandparents get the best of mothers/fathers day too!) [ more ]
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Originally Posted by Slinkiwitch x: Originally Posted by nuts: I may have been thinking but I can still drink [ more ]
Originally Posted by nuts: I may have been thinking but I can still drink [ more ]
it's the thought that counts [ more ]
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I don't think I've EVER been called boring. My house was the house that everyone wanted to go to when we were teenagers. My parties were where everyone wanted to be and my parents never complained. There were rules. I take people home, play music loud, drink etc but it all stays downstairs. NEVER go upstairs where mum and dad sleep. As long as I clean up the mess it's ok. I've always been upbeat, an optimist and I live for today. Some people tell me I'm TOO happy????? I appreciate everything... [ more ]
Originally Posted by kimota (Corin's Crib #1) FAKER # 1: [ more ]
Re: Hands up who is a boring fart [ more ]
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It's St Patrick's Day and don't be startled by the music playing if you open this thread - the return of the musical dancing post
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Have a great evening all those celebrating [ more ]
Marguerita Pengy Have a good time erin [ more ]
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I'm blind as a bat without lenses or glasses. I always went for trendy little frames with thinned lenses because I was told my eyes were too dry for lenses. Then I found a good optician who told me of the different lenses available. Tried them all. Dailies, monthlies, all different brands etc and finally found ones that suited me perfectly. What did I do then? Missed my glasses so bought frames with clear glass in them [ more ]
Yeah.... I'd rubbed my eye too... which was why it popped out [ more ]
Originally Posted by Ells: Cagney, if my eyes are really tired or dry and I rub them hard then sometimes the lens would pop out if it's too dry. Try Optrex Actimist eye spray Ells. It's quite expensive at £12 but you just need one spray a day and it refreshes the lenses. Lasts me about 4 months [ more ]
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Originally Posted by Cupcake: And I agree about the obese children too. When I see kids as young as 5 or 6, looking like spacehoppers, it makes me fume. This is 100% down to the parents. What a wonderful description! [ more ]
Very well said cupcake I can't really add to that [ more ]
I can't fathom for the life of me how anyone gets that big, and the amount of food they eat is phenomenal; but what irks me, is how people get so huge that they can't do anything for themselves: I mean, they can't work, they can't cook or clean for themselves, and they can hardly even MOVE, and then there's the tens of thousands of pounds a year that goes into looking after them, with carers and disability benefits and so on. I know someone will say 'they can't help it' and 'it's an illness... [ more ]
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After reading this I'm gonna make Onion soup today....scottish style of course [ more ]
Originally Posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing: I lurve homemade soup! I regularly make vegetable soup, french onion soup , leek & potato soup, butternut squash soup & (my fave) crab & sweetcorn soup How could I have forgotten French Onion Soup?! [ more ]
Originally Posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing: Originally Posted by Aimee: I used to loved Heinz Beef soup but they don't do it anymore A few years back Heinz stopped doing all their different varieties of vegetable soup - I complained and basically told them that they had done themselves a huge disservice and would lose a lot of custom. They basically laughed at me, but have now re-introduced all their 'discontinued' varieties of vegetable soup. I wonder why? Complain for me to then i... [ more ]
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ooooo well done to your son Soozy - nice to hear of somebody actually winning a competition [ more ]
That's a decent event Soozy Fit as them dudes. [ more ]
Well done Soozys son [ more ]
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Originally Posted by velvet donkey: Sauchiehall Street? You can't say that on here Too late...I have! [ more ]
Sauchiehall Street? You can't say that on here [ more ]
Originally Posted by jacksonb: crumpets don't taste of anything, and if you put anything on them to make them taste of some thing, other than their inherent non crumpet taste, it falls thru the holes and dribbles onto the plate , leaving your crumpet as tastless as it started. your plate tatses better. The 'holes aren't supposed to be all the way through though. To me that is not a crumpet....and actually looks rather revolting. (IMO) That's what I know as a crumpet (the large folded over... [ more ]
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I passed a coffee stall today near Regents park called Star Box. Bet the evil corporation lawyers will try to pressure them to change the name Anyone seen the South Park episode about Tweaks parents coffee shop and Starbucks? I love South Park - so funny [ more ]
my daughter went & got her free latte (as did the rest of the Sixth Form college apparently)... She told them her name was Chastity [ more ]
I'm with Cinds and the McD'S latte. Money to burn buying elsewhere. [ more ]
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Good on him . [ more ]
Originally Posted by noseyrosie: He looks cute in those handcuffy restraints things. He looks cute full stop [ more ]
He looks cute in those handcuffy restraints things. [ more ]
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Originally Posted by Cinds: I've just got a iPhone 4s, and I really didn't think I would ever get another iphone, but I am a teensy bit in love with it (it's probably more because my mac sends it all the music etc without me even asking). BTW I also hate people that walk/sit around with their noses in their phones too. I've been on a course this week and there was one woman that never left her phone alone, if she wasn't texting she'd put it down then you could see her eyes keep looking back... [ more ]
Oooh can't beat the feel of a new phone [ more ]
Originally Posted by Garage Joe: Originally Posted by Cinds: OH yeah and can I add the twats that can't go anywhere these days without their GPS. FFS what did you do before, buy a map and look at it No wonder they keep ending up, up to their arches in Fords. Joe GPS really boils my blood. We have an almost 60 year old salesman works for us, and now all of a sudden he can't go anywhere without his GPS, I wish you could have seen the debates in my office about this. I have driven all over... [ more ]
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My mum is also hard to buy for so she's getting slippers(she asked for those) and flowers daughter left me mine before she went away and i got a wine glass saying the duchess on it and a new top [ more ]
Originally Posted by Renton: Glitter roses £8 at Sainsbury's - look wonderful I got those last sat from my kids for my birthday [ more ]
Originally Posted by Syd: Originally Posted by Lori: Every year we get my mom AND my mil a pretty hanging basket of flowers to put up outside. If it ain't broke, don't fix it. Random question: if smellies aren't perfumes, what ARE they? You mean sachets? Or what? Well smellies mean anything that makes you smell nice..ie..Bath oils, perfume, Body lotion etc...... (Emphasis on the "You" not the Loo) Thank you for clearing that up. [ more ]
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If you look at the history, you might conclude that France, then Spain, and the UK, have a good claim to the islands. Argentina didn't exist as such. [ more ]
Originally Posted by El Loro: The future of the Falkland Islands should rest with the people who live there. The residents have in the past indicated that they wish to remain British. The current tension is caused by the immineni 30th anniversary of the invasion by Argentina on 2 April 1982 and by Argentina claiming the rights over oil found offshore. Provided that the oil drilling is taking place within 12 nautical miles (about 14 ordinary miles) around the islands, it is within the... [ more ]
When will the Spanish be giving Argentina back? [ more ]
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Originally Posted by Syd: Can't beat the quality Just what I need! It'll balance out my achey shoulder(s) [ more ]
Can't beat the quality [ more ]
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~: Took me to the main page only, Rosie, but if that's what will do you for you, then yes get that. Probably best to gen up a bit more on the ipod stuff before you commit. Don't want to be lugging like me do you? Lol yeh its a slippery slope. [ more ]
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Originally Posted by Gypsie~: Ohh, clooty dumpling. I used to eat it fried for breakfast. I know that most people have it as a desert, but in my house it was for breakfast. Its delicious soozy, its like a dark rich fruit cake. We sometimes had it with cooked brekkie. I'd say that was weird, but then BUTCHERs used to sell commericially produced ones in slices cut from a long loaf shaped piece, so maybe it does go with bacon and sausage. We used to have fried pancake with a fry sometimes too [ more ]
Ohh, clooty dumpling. I used to eat it fried for breakfast. I know that most people have it as a desert, but in my house it was for breakfast. Its delicious soozy, its like a dark rich fruit cake. [ more ]
Bugger! Fancy telling us Tom was from Darlo and then lived in Redker. From a position of not giving a stuff who won we obviously wanted him to win. [ more ]
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Aisleyne - fascinating and strangely charismatic. Michelle Bass Lisa "my mate invented DNA" Marcus Corin Loved Terry Christian in CBB too [ more ]
Oh I liked Kat too [ more ]
Ooh top 3.. *thinks* 1. samanda, I loved them! They were kind, fun and very entertaining 2. Darnell, he was great (until the sarah thing anyway) 3. Kate lawler, thought she was great, girlie but a bit of a ladette too, I'm pleased she won [ more ]
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These did give me a chuckle ... thank you! [ more ]
Very good [ more ]
These are brilliant Thank you! [ more ]
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Oh, and I recently switched to wholemeal pasta instead of white too, which I find much better (you don't have that bloated feeling after eating) AND it's better for you [ more ]
Originally Posted by ~Sweet Summer~: I try not to eat a lot of bread because it aggregates eczema, but I do LOVE a good sandwich! I avoid it too, not sure if it is the yeast or gluten or maybe a combo, but it does not make my stomach happy I agree with what you said about white being worse than brown - I find I can have the occasional wholemeal sarnie ( I LOVE those multi-seed loaves ) but it's a shame because I do like bread! I had bad stomach ache last night and realised it much be because... [ more ]
Leftover roast lamb with mint sauce on buttered white bread *drool* [ more ]
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I like tits. [ more ]
Originally Posted by kimota (Corin's Crib #1) FAKER # 1: We get loads of ring necked parakeets in London and they are gradually spreading to other parts of the south of England. These obviously are decended from escaped pet/aviary birds,there's controversy about culling them as they are not a native species etc.I don't know if they harmful to our native wildlife or not. [ more ]
We get loads of ring necked parakeets in London and they are gradually spreading to other parts of the south of England. [ more ]
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Oooooo , and there is a miniature avi next to the dialog box... and a direct link to the iPhone app. *hopes that wasn't always there, in which case I will look stupid* [ more ]
Ah... that explains the problems I (and others) had last night Thanks El Loro [ more ]
Originally Posted by Rexi: What is an Alert? I thought we had them before and our buddies birthdays and things used to come up - but we don't have all that now, do we? It's still the same as it used to. I don't think the Alerts on this forum can be used but they are as well as all the buddies, walls, and blogs that people used to have on this forum which are still available through the hoo.do site.And they are still usable, it's just that it rarely gets used by most people here. [ more ]
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Originally Posted by erinp: Originally Posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing: I used to live in Cleland, next to the hospital. That was the early '90s. Used to get the train to work as I worked in Hartwood Hospital at that time. My friends uncle worked there. Mr Hattie. Can't say I recognise the name, but it was a fairly large place, so you couldn't really know everyone. [ more ]
Originally Posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing: Originally Posted by erinp: Originally Posted by Aquarius: I know that bit well, and often use that road so will be on high alert in future. The roundabout is in Cleland outside Kelly's Bar ~ so watch out if you're up that way Velvet. Kelly's bar! there's a blast from the past .I drank in there when I was campaigning in Cleland,many years ago. I used to live in Cleland, next to the hospital. That was the early '90s. Used to get the train to... [ more ]
Originally Posted by erinp: Originally Posted by Aquarius: I know that bit well, and often use that road so will be on high alert in future. The roundabout is in Cleland outside Kelly's Bar ~ so watch out if you're up that way Velvet. Kelly's bar! there's a blast from the past .I drank in there when I was campaigning in Cleland,many years ago. I used to live in Cleland, next to the hospital. That was the early '90s. Used to get the train to work as I worked in Hartwood Hospital at that time. [ more ]
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Originally Posted by velvet donkey: I found them (Klub) in Hillington about eight years ago looking for tiles Got a couple of cassettes I shall look into it the cd fothwith. ! [ more ]
I found them (Klub) in Hillington about eight years ago looking for tiles Got a couple of cassettes I shall look into it the cd fothwith. [ more ]
Re: 48 Kalms later ( including a stir-fry) I'm still.. [ more ]
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