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Originally Posted by Ducky:
Ok.... here goes...... CONCENTRATE!


Press the quote button on my post.

Then press the Toggle WYSIWYG wotsit in the bottom right corner of the reply box.

Then press the return (enter) key on your keyboard  (that's the thing with lots of buttons with letters on) ONCE!

Next press toggle.

Then click right at the end of the text in the pink quote box.

Then press enter.....once or maybe twice...and another pink box should appear.

Write something in the box (no swearing at me).

Press enter/return again.....

..and repeat.
you gorgeous feathered one 
I think I love you
I can do it.... and it's all down to a duck  
Dame_Ann_Average
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Pengy:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
oh feathered one..please in the simplest terms explain to a middle aged, tipsy woman in the simplest of terms ... much obliged  

you put that so much nicerer than wot I did ^ 

 

 

Now I got to concentrate or be told off 

*Sits on hands*  I got something in mind but.................no, Pam, don't post it 

FM
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Ducky:
Ok.... here goes...... CONCENTRATE!


Press the quote button on my post.

Then press the Toggle WYSIWYG wotsit in the bottom right corner of the reply box.

Then press the return (enter) key on your keyboard  (that's the thing with lots of buttons with letters on) ONCE!

Next press toggle.

Then click right at the end of the text in the pink quote box.

Then press enter.....once or maybe twice...and another pink box should appear.

Write something in the box (no swearing at me).

Press enter/return again.....

..and repeat.
you gorgeous feathered one 
I think I love you
I can do it.... and it's all down to a duck  

See! you're not as drunk as you think I am 

FM
Originally Posted by Ducky:

Ok.... here goes...... CONCENTRATE!

 

 

Press the quote button on my post.

 

Then press the Toggle WYSIWYG wotsit in the bottom right corner of the reply box.

 

Then press the return (enter) key on your keyboard  (that's the thing with lots of buttons with letters on) ONCE!

 

Next press toggle.

 

Then click right at the end of the text in the pink quote box.

 

Then press enter.....once or maybe twice...and another pink box should appear.

 

Write something in the box (no swearing at me).

 

Press enter/return again.....

 

..and repeat.

 

A now that's slightly different to what you seemed to say before.

Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing
Originally Posted by sprout:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Ducky:
Ok.... here goes...... CONCENTRATE!


Press the quote button on my post.

Then press the Toggle WYSIWYG wotsit in the bottom right corner of the reply box.

Then press the return (enter) key on your keyboard  (that's the thing with lots of buttons with letters on) ONCE!

Next press toggle.

Then click right at the end of the text in the pink quote box.

Then press enter.....once or maybe twice...and another pink box should appear.

Write something in the box (no swearing at me).

Press enter/return again.....

..and repeat.
you gorgeous feathered one 
I think I love you
I can do it.... and it's all down to a duck  

See! you're not as drunk as you think I am 

 

 

I am  

Dame_Ann_Average
Originally Posted by sprout:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Pengy:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
oh feathered one..please in the simplest terms explain to a middle aged, tipsy woman in the simplest of terms ... much obliged  

you put that so much nicerer than wot I did ^ 

 

 

Now I got to concentrate or be told off 

*Sits on hands*  I got something in mind but.................no, Pam, don't post it 

 

 

Dame_Ann_Average
Originally Posted by Ducky:
Originally Posted by sprout:

Algebra.........what the fuffin hell was that all about?    

 

Don't you get me started!

 

I have used Algebra in my REAL LIFE! I can't remember why now ..... but I remember that I did!

I uttered those words "I will never need to know this when I leave school" when learning algebra.

 

Came & bit me on the bum when I was sat in A Level chemistry, trying to do volumetric equations 

Dirtyprettygirlthing
Originally Posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
Originally Posted by sprout:

 Algebra.........what the fuffin hell was that all about?    

Oh No She Didn't!!!!

 

 

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Sprout! 

 

 

Ducky will have a fit, or at the very least lay an egg or something! 

    I'm sorry but...........that is just one of those maths subjects that didn't get on with me. although I had a reasonably good education innit 

FM
Originally Posted by Ev (Peachy):
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Ducky:

Ev

 

 

Nooooooo! It's easier than that! Pengy and Dame just aren't willing to put in the seconds hours

 

oh feathered one..please in the simplest terms explain to a middle aged, tipsy woman in the simplest of terms ... much obliged 

I hope you managed before you went onto the next drink   

 

I did Ev...just 

Dame_Ann_Average
Originally Posted by Ducky:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:

d to top it all i got caught with knee length boots on and had to wear my maths teachers court shoes for half a day  she was sixty and I'm being kind 

 

 

I wonder if I could get away with that in a boys school


That's the sort of stunt our teachers would pull, I went to an all girls convent school and the nuns could be really cruel.

FM
Originally Posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
Originally Posted by sprout:

Haha Hoochie!  Mine were ok, I just didn't want to learn all of the stuff   Algebra.........what the fuffin hell was that all about?    

Apples and Pears!

 

If you buy 4 apples at 8 pence each and 9 pears and it costs ยฃ1.40 then how much does a pear cost?

Me being the silly arse that I am, am tempted to say........a pear of what though? 

FM

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