It's the company I keep Rexi.

Tyrants! The lot of 'em!

She'll certainly know about it if she messes it up Sprout!

Well, do you know, now I don't think I'm going to tell you

You poor, put down, trodden on thing

I'm off to make a toasted cheese sandra........ if Scatts Zebra posts while I'm gone, someone grab her legs till I get back!

That is not the reply I was expecting.

Will you tell me for a cheese sarnie?

What's in a toasted cheese sandra?

Silly Erin. Sandras obviously    

Nope

I'd love to say something exotic..... but Ditty's here now and she'd never believe me.

It's just toast with cheese inbetween. In other words a toasted cheese sandwich. BUT you have to Sandra with a cockney accent or it doesn't make sense!

Very good Zebra Posting Ditty Not quite to the standard of the live final.... you haven't upped your game, or given me a sob story, or even thanked those people who voted..... but I applaud your effort nonetheless.

Red Leicester would count as exotic for you Ducks 

Never heard of it

Sandra with a cockney accent

Sandra with a cockney accent

 

Yes. Like ...erm......Saaaarndraaa?

Cheese Saaaarndraaaa. Sounds a bit like Sarnie? I've called them Sandras for years....... I'm starting to wonder whether that's really for the best now.

Try again Pengy

Originally Posted by Ducky:

Now come on Aimee ...don't give up

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still can't do it 

By the way..... you have to write something in each pink line or they don't show up! You're not allowed to do naked zebra posting on here. American rules and all that.

Originally Posted by erinp:

Sandra with a cockney accent

 

 

Yes. Like ...erm......Saaaarndraaa?

 

Cheese Saaaarndraaaa. Sounds a bit like Sarnie? I've called them Sandras for years....... I'm starting to wonder whether that's really for the best now.

Sounds fun in your world,I have a vision of you making a Sandra.

Originally Posted by Pengy:

Originally Posted by Ducky:

Now come on Aimee ...don't give up

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nor me 

I ain't tried............I'm a simple girl you see 

Originally Posted by Pengy:

Originally Posted by Ducky:

Now come on Aimee ...don't give up

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still can't do it 

Oh heck, its like learning to knit 

Ev

Nooooooo! It's easier than that! Pengy and Dame just aren't willing to put in the seconds hours

oh feathered one..please in the simplest terms explain to a middle aged, tipsy woman in the simplest of terms ... much obliged 

I need a dummies guide to zebra wotsit  - as in explain it properly Duckster step by step 

oh feathered one..please in the simplest terms explain to a middle aged, tipsy woman in the simplest of terms ... much obliged 

you put that so much nicerer than wot I did ^ 

Ok.... here goes...... CONCENTRATE!

Press the quote button on my post.

Then press the Toggle WYSIWYG wotsit in the bottom right corner of the reply box.

Then press the return (enter) key on your keyboard  (that's the thing with lots of buttons with letters on) ONCE!

Next press toggle.

Then click right at the end of the text in the pink quote box.

Then press enter.....once or maybe twice...and another pink box should appear.

Write something in the box (no swearing at me).

Press enter/return again.....

..and repeat.

Summary....

QUOTE

TOGGLE

ENTER

TOGGLE

CLICK

ENTER

PRAY

I'll give it a go, but i may drop a loop 

Do you get many end of term gifts from your students Ducky? 

No I don't. 

Do eggs and flour on my car count as gifts?

Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:

oh feathered one..please in the simplest terms explain to a middle aged, tipsy woman in the simplest of terms ... much obliged 

you put that so much nicerer than wot I did ^ 

Now I got to concentrate or be told off