In your dreams Slimfern. What about us straight blokes? Who can you recomend for us?

Who is that Issy ? 

Phillip Glennister -the notorious Gene Hunt from Life on Mars and Ashes to Ashes..

Only the male of the species pictured in this here fred Jonesy - 

Phwoarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....

I know Stonks..... I know

I didn't quite hear that Stonxy !! 

He has money i believe.

the lovely michael hutchence  now he was yummy (thanks slim   as was heath ledger, and stupid mes forgot how to do photos

ewww jonesy now you gone and spoilt it all !!

sorry..PHWOARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!Gene Genie....

If you stick auto-erotic asphyxiation into Google the first thing that comes up is David Carradine.

Remind me who that is Karma?

Michael Madsen in Reservoir Dogs. Lursh.

I have only just got into the series. Just on series 3 of Ashes to Ashes..
There is just something about him...

Hell Yes.

i wont do that then antiope

Probably not the last words of Michael Hutchence. 

I know he's young but I just can't help myself....

What he lacks in height he gains in looks.

Baaad boy! 

Jason Statham:

Oh he's come out huge

Loads of middle aged and young women fancy this child?????
What????

Justin Beiber.

You only want to smother  mother though - so it's okay 

Are you complaining ? 

Never

Hes Gay. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> runs.

He's older than my own..he's older than my own..thats what I keep telling myself so I'm ok....

Jonesy - stop being a pleb. Thank you.

I've always thought Alan Hansen was quite attractive in a clearly not human kind of way.

I imagine intercourse with him would involve implements and tools yet be forensically quite thrilling.

You wish....