Is the conversation about bum licking?

She will sneak that in at some point unfortunately, whilst being careful not to offend her mother, of course.

I don't think I would even last two minutes

and blaming it on Ulrika?

It seems we are reading from the same hymn sheet 

I'd be mesmerised by her tats.

LOL's such a honest answer...

Amen to that brudder.

I really don't know.  I think I might be so fascinated by her that I owuld just sit there for ages with my gob hanging open thinking "What planet did she come from."

They're only like that coz she's pregnant 

I hope it's not mine.

I would give her the benefit of the doubt for 30 seconds and then tell her to shut the f*ck up cos she's boring my arse off and tell her  that theres a cameraman behind the mirror 24/7 - go bore THAT poor mans arse off  - he might even be PRETENDING to be a cameraman, waiting for AnPHONEY part 2..... Zimbabwe would be in complete UPROAR  - simple as that - hallelujah 

11 seconds.  10 of which would be the ref's count.

she's spit you out in 30 seconds if you said that to Makosi BARMY 

She's unbelievable isn't she? I mean literally.

0 seconds

Where's the ripping the weave out of her head and strangling her with it option?

But it wouldn't be a conversation. I would just be the audience to her monologue. 

Too often we think of what we should have done. *sacks self*.

How dare you!  The poor weave.

If she says one more thing, I swear to God...  

I've checked with my mother and she does feel embarrassment.

She makes me lose the will to live everytime sheopens her mouth

I would only last seconds before I tore her down and made her look like the idiot she is.

I wouldn't engage in any conversation with her in the first place.  If there was no choice and I had to, probably less then a minute.

I would avoid her at all times.

I absolutely loathe her...

She declares she wanted to bring a vibrator in then gets upset when Ulrika (or as she calls her Eureka :mad grimaces...i would too. If I want to watch strangers having sex on TV i'd get a porno in....

Odd isn't it that Makosi then makes a big deal about saying she doesn't just talk about sex to anyone...nope, just on National TV in front of millions....

After her last stint in BB she said she couldn't go back to Zimbabwe (after violating the terms of her working Visa) as she would be persecuted after her antics on TV. She HAS been back since she said, and she's still alive and kicking.....I may be wrong, but if you were that scared, wouldn't you quit with the sex talk and keep a low profile? I did read that her UK Visa is almost up for renewal as well, call me cynical.....Human Rights and all that guff........

She also said that if Anthony Htton went in, people in Zimbabwe would be very annoyed. Why? She's the one who's gone 'against' the things they find acceptable in her Homeland, not Anthony. She puts it about....

In short she is a cold, calculating, big headed, egotistical, arrogant and quite frankly a very unpleasant person....

Im not sure what i think of her. But i do like the sound of her voice and the way she talks, so id probably just sit and listen while she trances me into a lovely half comatosed state.  I get the same effect from the south african woman who used to do 10 years younger, and that really feminine bloke off the real deal who does the jewellery

*soothes self to sleep*

Joanna Lumleys voice could soothe me to sleep...Makosi..

I'd ask her - since she's always talking about herself in the third person - who this other Makosi was, and could she not go away and talk to her instead?

She is one of the oddest people who has ever been in the BB house

He's going in today

True! I always found her odd, and liked her for that. But these days it seems to have spilled over into a really boring level of self-obsession.

I couldn't have one with her...She lies far too much

 I'll make it shorter. She's a cock!

You're going to snog her Dandelion? ...Remember this?

How long would it take to say...."you do realise that they dip the sound every time you open your mouth?"....that's how long

I hate the way she speaks in that patronising tone....she talks down to people...