"I will be watching...but only so I can mock it constantly"

This.

It will be just like the x factor... piss take from start to finish

Will be watching while wearing my pearls, eating cucumber sandwiches, drinking tea, and passing comment on Kates dress.... Can't wait!!

I quite like state ceremonies.

I think there is rather too much fuss, though. But it will be hard to avoid.

I'll probably be watching snooker.

 I'm not 'excited' but I'm interested and I can't wait to see her dress.

I'll be watching, celeb spotting, and probably being all silly smiley at the ceremony bit.   

So sue me....

Edit... I'll be in my jim jams until balcony waving time and probably dotting around on here too. 

What Kaffy said.

I am mildly interested, but  after checking out the dress, I will only watch the highlights

I couldn't give a shit either way tbh.  Might go out to some party afterwards but I really struggle to have an enthusiastic opinion either way on the matter.

I've more interest that in a park near me there are now 10K+ people threatening  to turn up to an entirely unofficial, unsanctioned event.  Can't see this ending well. 

Couldn't give a feck

I wouldn't go as far as saying "I'm so excited", however I am looking forward to it and will watch it all.

3/10

I would rather eat my own faeces than watch the wedding  

I will be trying to avoid it but I doubt I'll manage to avoid it totally.

Well, I wouldn't go that far!

I wish she'd turn up wearing a seatbelt over her dress, that'd piss the Queen and her scrotum faced fella off a bit.

Couldn't give a toss. Two people I neither know or care about getting married? 

    I was thinking more along the lines of some canapes.....

Like you I'm looking forward to it ........i'll watch the arrivals and the ceremony and will then dip in and out.

I believe that's traditional on the wedding night, yes.

I'm excited  My kids are excited  We'll be watching it from start to finish 

Thank feck for Sky+ all my crime shows to watch, oh and the Ghosthunters shoight!

The dress will be of interest,nothing else.

Har har! well William is going bald and toothsome,those Windsor genes will out.

An estimated two billion viewers will be watching the wedding on TVs around the world.

The families are paying around 70 million quid for the shindig themselves but the Great British public are still forking out an estimated 20 million pounds for the security costs.

That pays for around 5,000 police officers, who will be helped by 35 dogs who are specially-trained to sniff for bombs. In a bid to make their job easier, the authorities have banned 60 convicted criminals from the area around Westminster Abbey as part of their bail terms.

1,900 guests have been invited to the ceremony, but only 600 will make it to lunch at the Palace. That gets whittled down to 300 for dinner and dancing.

That number is dwarfed by the 8,000 TV and radio journalists who are covering the event (with 50 popping over from CNN alone). That's not to mention all the print journos making the trip!

There will be 187 horses on parade during the day. There'll be nine grey horses as part of the escort for the royal procession and five horse-drawn carriages.

Indeed! Watching those lot in one go is like watching the Grand National.

Looking forward to it .

I shall watch people arrive, leave and the kiss on the balcony

But if it looks a good do I might watch more - I'm liking the idea of a day off to sit and watch the telly

same with me - it's the dress I'm interested in 

How can a bloody dress attract so much interest?

Only a man would say that !!

It  just does .

*tuts* It's the designer behind it dahhhhling. Christ do you know NUFFINK?

No, I agree with him.  I really don't understand why people are interested in her wedding dress

A lot of women ( myself included) like pretty dresses. We are interested in fashion and a high profile figure would be expected to have a beautiful dress.

We all like different things and there is nothing wrong with a bit of healthy curiosity.

Actually, I'm not really interested in her dress - I expect it to be the exact opposite of Diana's meringue though

I'm much more interested in what all the others are wearing

Mildly interested so shall be watching But I am slightly miffed (ok, quite a bit miffed) about the whole Tony Blair/Gordon Brown mini-uproar......I think it's just a tad rude. Therefore I refuse to go the whole hog and be exicted.

(I'm so principled me )

I too wanna see her dress..... and the rest of the wedding.....cos I'm just a nosy bugger at heart! I also owe them both a debt of gratitude for getting me an extra day of work, so the least I can do is boost their viewing figures a tad.

No i dont think she will wear a dress like Diana,s ! Victoria Beckham is a designer now, what if it is her design! Now that would get everyone talking !

I don't think Kate is thin enough for one of beckham's designs..