are weird and random...

normally involve food

No chance.

Are we talking dreams while sleeping or other?

Where you posting something then on your first post ?

Mine are extremely vivid, mostly very strange and more then occasionally involve fish

I can only remember one dream that I had about 5 years ago. I remember it perfectly cuz it scared the shit outta me 

it may be a complete co-incidink but since I've been taking Quinine tablets (for leg cramps) I wake up having the most vivid dreams I have ever experienced.
Before that I can't remember having any dreams

I hardly ever remember my dreams.

When I do, it is because I am stressed about an event that I'm not ready for.

The last one I remember was just before my brother's wedding, this year.
I dreamt that everyone was congregated in a building. I went out for a fag. Everyone left without me and I didn't know where the church was. I also hadn't bought my daughter's shoes and she was one of the bridesmaids.

My dreams are action packed! they go on for hours and hours. I need a sleep to get over them.

No, I best not........

Yes some of mine are too.   I wake up in the morning as though I have been on some sort of adventure - exhausted and ready for bed again

onetoo, gawn, gawn, gawn

The best thing to do is to write them down when you awake. Not that i ever remember too, or even remember most of my dreams.

No............best not

I do try and write them down when I wake, but that's usually about 3am and then I can't go back to sleep

The last dream I remember, I was married to Dorothy from the Golden Girls. I woke up screaming.

It could've been worse

I wake up screaming a lot  And I've never dream married Dorothy from the golden girls.

I have had a dream a few time .I am in a car but I am driving in reverse ,very fast,trying desperately not to hit into other on coming cars.

I very often visit my last house, or the first house i grew up in.. its a common dream along with my flying.

Oh, Erin, have you ever 'analyzed' that one? I would be interested to know what that one means

No ,now you are scaring me.!!

I think that one about the car, is mainly just a control dream, about being in control, or not being in control.. Also  between the silly dreams a lot of what we dream are based on our fears or hopes.

Oh sorry, I didn't mean to. I just was interested

All dreams are about sex apparently.

  now I am interested too

I dream every night and can remember most of them the next day.Common ones are needing the toilet,but no private place to go,so you pee in an unsafe place..ie. wonky door or no door on the lav, folk can see you etc or  you even wet youself.This can also mean you really need to wake up and go to the loo...harhar!
Last night I dreamt I was at a wedding and the bride wore the longest headress in the world and had about 50 bridesmaids to hold it up,oh and it was edible..weird.

You surprise me, are yours not about Capitalism

Mine are about beards.

Capitalist ones?

All beards are anti-capitalist.  Except maybe goatees.

Why? what singles goatees out? they're beards too

Capitalist beards.

PMSL! Touche'

I have 2 reoccurring dreams, first one started after I had my son, but it's always something terrible happens to him and I need to dial 999, and for the life of me I cannot hit the right buttons on the phone.

Second one, probably started about 18 months ago, I see a tidal wave coming at me, but somehow I always manage to get on the crest of it and it carries me to safety, usually a really nice river bank.

I often have that where i can't seem to press the buttons, or remember the number.. also i had this weird dream about seeing an approaching tidal wave... it was so vivid..

GERRROUT OF MY DREAMS................................

and in to my car *does a bent over old aunt wedding type dance*

When I said that I dreamt I was having a fag...  

I'm more worried about my tidal wave dream, is this a reference to when I hold back a little and then succumb, am I going to be riding a wave of man juice?  

Actually that sounds kind of nice.  *decides to hold back a little*