and you have lovely roundabouts ski.that's a brucie bonus innit?...
Do I dare make a fred about accents 
quote:Originally posted by onetoo:
Do I dare make a fred about accents
quote:Originally posted by Aimee:
thats me
Some fm's names you can get away with.. Darlo, Kaytee, even some of the ones that could just be nicknames... Stonks or Ros etc...But some, there is no getting around it...
such as Little Miss Spurs, or ILWY etc
quote:Originally posted by Ruthy_Babes:
Has this turned in to an accent post.. .. here my best Pompey then ...
'Daaan the taaan, by the raaaandaabaaat ;
It's turned into a free-for-all bit of everything ruthy!
Whatever takes your fancy! quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:quote:Originally posted by onetoo:
Do I dare make a fred about accents
lol.,.. I think you dare
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
and you have lovely roundabouts ski.that's a brucie bonus innit?...
Nice roundabouts but beware the cavecheese I sell to Germans. Hmmm. I'm not seeing me making friends at this forum party somehow.
here are some interesting facts about grapes.ohhhhhhhhhh yes..........
* There are more than 60 species and 8000 varieties of grapes all over the world. Some common varieties of grapes are blue, black, green, red, golden, blue-black, white and purple.
* The main two types of grapes are European and American. They come in seedless and seeded varieties.
* American grapes are available in September and October, while European grapes are available round the year.
* The Thompson Seedless is the best selling grape in the USA. Golden raisins are prepared from these types of grapes.
* The production of grapes is more than 72 million tons all over the world. There are approximately 25 million acres of grapes throughout the world.
* It takes about 2Â― pounds of grapes to produce a bottle of wine.
* Grapes consist of about 80% of water, which make them a low-calorie snack or dessert. Raisins or dried grapes consist of about 15% of water.
* Grapes contain flavonoids that give vibrant purple color to grapes, red wine and grape juice.
* One grape cluster has on an average 75 grapes.
* One grape vine can grow up to 50 feet long and can have about 40 clusters of grapes.
* Eating too many grapes can give a laxative effect.
* Fresh grapes can be stored in the refrigerator for about 2-3 days, when kept in a plastic bag or a covered container.
* There are more than 60 species and 8000 varieties of grapes all over the world. Some common varieties of grapes are blue, black, green, red, golden, blue-black, white and purple.
* The main two types of grapes are European and American. They come in seedless and seeded varieties.
* American grapes are available in September and October, while European grapes are available round the year.
* The Thompson Seedless is the best selling grape in the USA. Golden raisins are prepared from these types of grapes.
* The production of grapes is more than 72 million tons all over the world. There are approximately 25 million acres of grapes throughout the world.
* It takes about 2Â― pounds of grapes to produce a bottle of wine.
* Grapes consist of about 80% of water, which make them a low-calorie snack or dessert. Raisins or dried grapes consist of about 15% of water.
* Grapes contain flavonoids that give vibrant purple color to grapes, red wine and grape juice.
* One grape cluster has on an average 75 grapes.
* One grape vine can grow up to 50 feet long and can have about 40 clusters of grapes.
* Eating too many grapes can give a laxative effect.
* Fresh grapes can be stored in the refrigerator for about 2-3 days, when kept in a plastic bag or a covered container.
quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:quote:Originally posted by onetoo:
Do I dare make a fred about accents
lol.,.. I think you dare
Don't dare a fool!
quote:Originally posted by stonks:quote:Originally posted by Xochiquetzal:quote:Originally posted by stonks:quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:quote:Originally posted by stonks:
I've started talking in a Drewsberry accent when BB is on....
In real life... I can slip into that accent no problem... in fact a little bit of Yorkshire slips out of me every now and then anyway (ooooerrr)...
But I learned today that I cannot type it phoentically.... I think its cos I still see the dialect words... as the words they should be on paper.
That probably makes noooooo sense to anyone but me... .
I'm taking lessons from the Dave thread in typing his accent....
Eeeee Leessuurrr it wur grate out in dat durgh London....
No... it's not right yet Stonks... you have to do it in CAPS!
URRGH REET FANKS Xochiquetzal I SMOOK TABS I DO....
By George, I think you've got it... I think you've got it...
So tell me once again, where does it rain??! And where's that blasted plain??!
quote:Originally posted by skive:quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
and you have lovely roundabouts ski.that's a brucie bonus innit?...
Nice roundabouts but beware the cavecheese I sell to Germans. Hmmm. I'm not seeing me making friends at this forum party somehow.
i'll talk to you.this is me so you know who i am ok????.....cos otherwise i'll be left out like a nobby no mates like last time.....
i'll know it's you cos you'll be dressed as a museum with cavecheese clutching yer canestan...
quote:Originally posted by onetoo:quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:quote:Originally posted by onetoo:
Do I dare make a fred about accents
lol.,.. I think you dare
Don't dare a fool!
You dared me
quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:quote:Originally posted by Aimee:
thats me
But some, there is no getting around it...
such as Little Miss Spurs, or ILWY etc
*well sexy kelly was telling me about nige*
sponge it's a good job we got each other cos from those descriptions we ain't got a cat in hell's chance of any other fm spending more time with us than it takes to say 'oh I think I just have to....'.
Ah well.
Ah well.
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
here are some interesting facts about grapes.ohhhhhhhhhh yes..........
* There are more than 60 species and 8000 varieties of grapes all over the world. Some common varieties of grapes are blue, black, green, red, golden, blue-black, white and purple.
* The main two types of grapes are European and American. They come in seedless and seeded varieties.
* American grapes are available in September and October, while European grapes are available round the year.
* The Thompson Seedless is the best selling grape in the USA. Golden raisins are prepared from these types of grapes.
* The production of grapes is more than 72 million tons all over the world. There are approximately 25 million acres of grapes throughout the world.
* It takes about 2Â― pounds of grapes to produce a bottle of wine.
* Grapes consist of about 80% of water, which make them a low-calorie snack or dessert. Raisins or dried grapes consist of about 15% of water.
* Grapes contain flavonoids that give vibrant purple color to grapes, red wine and grape juice.
* One grape cluster has on an average 75 grapes.
* One grape vine can grow up to 50 feet long and can have about 40 clusters of grapes.
* Eating too many grapes can give a laxative effect.
* Fresh grapes can be stored in the refrigerator for about 2-3 days, when kept in a plastic bag or a covered container.
spoooky.. inbetween talking about raaandaaabaaats...
I actually bought some grapes today
quote:Originally posted by skive:
sponge it's a good job we got each other cos from those descriptions we ain't got a cat in hell's chance of any other fm spending more time with us than it takes to say 'oh I think I just have to....'.
Ah well.
quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:quote:Originally posted by Aimee:
thats me
But some, there is no getting around it...
such as Little Miss Spurs, or ILWY etc
I always thought ch4 would twig what my name meant and ban me but they did'nt....
quote:Originally posted by Aimee:quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:quote:Originally posted by Aimee:
thats me
But some, there is no getting around it...
such as Little Miss Spurs, or ILWY etc
Yep... and the fact that Nige is an Alpen man may seem bizarre and quirky to us... but to anyone else its just weird that we would pass on this bit of information, that is not even about someone on a forum... but is about someone that someone on a forum works with!
quote:Originally posted by skive:
sponge it's a good job we got each other cos from those descriptions we ain't got a cat in hell's chance of any other fm spending more time with us than it takes to say 'oh I think I just have to....'.
Ah well.
Awww why?.your nice and you did a lovely reading for me....
quote:Originally posted by stonks:quote:Originally posted by skive:
sponge it's a good job we got each other cos from those descriptions we ain't got a cat in hell's chance of any other fm spending more time with us than it takes to say 'oh I think I just have to....'.
Ah well.
Awww why?.your nice and you did a lovely reading for me....
aw thanks stonks.
I meant the way sponge described me and her on this thread and if we ever had a fm real life get together, her descriptions of us would make everyone run away! quote:Originally posted by stonks:
I always thought ch4 would twig what my name meant and ban me but they did'nt....
Does it mean a stiffy?
If there were ever an organised, en masse type get together (like some forums do 
)....
sticky labels with forum names would be a must.
If it was a really classy do.. we would get id cards with a lanyard!
)....sticky labels with forum names would be a must.
If it was a really classy do.. we would get id cards with a lanyard!
quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:quote:Originally posted by stonks:
I always thought ch4 would twig what my name meant and ban me but they did'nt....
Does it mean a stiffy?
.as in a stonking great hard....quote:Originally posted by Aimee:quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:quote:Originally posted by Aimee:
thats me
But some, there is no getting around it...
such as Little Miss Spurs, or ILWY etc
Try telling your OH you were on the HMS Newmark walking to Ducky about pirates and your the Master of the galley slave....
quote:Originally posted by skive:quote:Originally posted by stonks:quote:Originally posted by skive:
sponge it's a good job we got each other cos from those descriptions we ain't got a cat in hell's chance of any other fm spending more time with us than it takes to say 'oh I think I just have to....'.
Ah well.
Awww why?.your nice and you did a lovely reading for me....
aw thanks stonks.
are you not a museum carrying canestan then?....
quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:quote:Originally posted by stonks:
I always thought ch4 would twig what my name meant and ban me but they did'nt....
Does it mean a stiffy?
It means Gonads, balls or testies....
quote:Originally posted by stonks:quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:quote:Originally posted by stonks:
I always thought ch4 would twig what my name meant and ban me but they did'nt....
Does it mean a stiffy?
It means Gonads, balls or testies....
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....down here they're yer 'spuds'....
lots of sniggering when i ask mr sponge if he wants his spuds mashed.....
quote:Originally posted by skive:quote:Originally posted by stonks:quote:Originally posted by skive:
sponge it's a good job we got each other cos from those descriptions we ain't got a cat in hell's chance of any other fm spending more time with us than it takes to say 'oh I think I just have to....'.
Ah well.
Awww why?.your nice and you did a lovely reading for me....
aw thanks stonks.
Aww
..I am kept away from the public for good reason.... quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:quote:Originally posted by stonks:quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:quote:Originally posted by stonks:
I always thought ch4 would twig what my name meant and ban me but they did'nt....
Does it mean a stiffy?
It means Gonads, balls or testies....
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....down here they're yer 'spuds'....
lots of sniggering when i ask mr sponge if he wants his spuds mashed.....
Now you know why I was surprised how I was able to keep it when Gimp in a tu tu lost there Gimp....
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:quote:Originally posted by stonks:
I always thought ch4 would twig what my name meant and ban me but they did'nt....
Does it mean a stiffy?
'xactly!
Urban Dictionary says they mean balls... but I've never heard a man refer to his Stonks.... I'd be highly interested if he did though!
i thought it was for a stiffy...
we'd say..'he's got a stonking great hard...'
or.'he's got a stonker on'...
so i thought it was short for that!!!!
time for me beddy byes.night all.fanks for the larfs xxx....
quote:Originally posted by stonks:
Try telling your OH you were on the HMS Newmark walking to Ducky about pirates and your the Master of the galley slave....
I discovered Mr Ditty had been lurking on here (I'd used his laptop ONCE... and he must have sneaked into the history and bookmarked the url) cos he was playing in photoshop and had made a coat of arms.He proudly showed me it, and I wasn't sure why he was showing me this coat of arms... so I just grunted 'very nice dear'....
twas only when Ickle said 'Ducky'll love that' that I realised he's made the Newmark a coat of arms!
Am I the only one to think that is just ... strange?
Night Spongey 
quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:quote:Originally posted by stonks:
I always thought ch4 would twig what my name meant and ban me but they did'nt....
Does it mean a stiffy?
'xactly!
Urban Dictionary says they mean balls... but I've never heard a man refer to his Stonks.... I'd be highly interested if he did though!
mr stonks forgets sometimes and calls them by my name cos it is my nickname, most people call me by it....
quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:quote:Originally posted by stonks:
Try telling your OH you were on the HMS Newmark walking to Ducky about pirates and your the Master of the galley slave....
He proudly showed me it, and I wasn't sure why he was showing me this coat of arms... so I just grunted 'very nice dear'....
twas only when Ickle said 'Ducky'll love that' that I realised he's made the Newmark a coat of arms!
Am I the only one to think that is just ... strange?
I find it strange if mr stonks goes on internet....