When you begin to ponder the benefits of SeaBond over Fixadent 
Originally Posted by Carnelian:
You see some of the toys of your childhood on "The Antiques Roadshow"
You once lived with black and white TV only................and day time telly was Welsh............
Originally Posted by Renton:
When you begin to ponder the benefits of SeaBond over Fixadent
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww - that must be tough
. You have a lovely set of choppers in your avi though 
Are they your own?
Originally Posted by Cupcake:
That's hilarious slinkiwitch 
Imagine if you tried to get up and fell flat on your face. 
ahhh! Health and Safety!! 
!
Originally Posted by Slinkiwitch x:
Originally Posted by Carnelian:
You look at the elasticated pale blue slacks on offer at ÂĢ12 for two in the Daily Express Sunday supplement, and think to yourself, "They'll be all right for around the house and garden".
Nooo!!! The next step is the Big Slipper!!
Slinki! You know you need the Sunday Post for one of them.
Just don't ask me how I know, right?
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
Originally Posted by Slinkiwitch x:
Originally Posted by Carnelian:
You look at the elasticated pale blue slacks on offer at ÂĢ12 for two in the Daily Express Sunday supplement, and think to yourself, "They'll be all right for around the house and garden".
Nooo!!! The next step is the Big Slipper!!
Slinki! You know you need the Sunday Post for one of them.
Just don't ask me how I know, right?
KaffyBigBaffy!
Originally Posted by Soozy Woo:
Originally Posted by Renton:
When you begin to ponder the benefits of SeaBond over Fixadent
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww - that must be tough. You have a lovely set of choppers in your avi though Are they your own?
Originally Posted by erinp:
When you cant read a text message from a teenager.
My dad had too ring me the other day as he couldn't understand a text from my daughter and he was worried incase he was mean't too pick her up from somewhere
When you comment that music is rubbish "nowadays", but by "nowadays" you actually mean any time during the last twenty years.
Originally Posted by Carnelian:
When you comment that music is rubbish "nowadays", but by "nowadays" you actually mean any time during the last twenty years.
Originally Posted by Syd:
Originally Posted by Carnelian:
When you comment that music is rubbish "nowadays", but by "nowadays" you actually mean any time during the last twenty years.
Or thirty even
when you say, `when i was your age`..... i said it once & was instantly mortified
you wear that t-shirt and think youre funny
When you buy shoes only on the basis that they're comfortable.
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
you wear that t-shirt and think youre funny
I must be old ..............................i love it!
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
you wear that t-shirt and think youre funny
Is it wrong to laugh> ? 
Who is the current one then? 
Originally Posted by Clumsycat:
when you say, `when i was your age`..... i said it once & was instantly mortified
I often say words to that effect..........eg: when I was young 
Originally Posted by Soozy Woo:
When you buy shoes only on the basis that they're comfortable.
when you realise 1981 was 30 years ago.......
Originally Posted by Clumsycat:
when you realise 1981 was 30 years ago.......
Bloody hell!!
Originally Posted by sparkles:
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
you wear that t-shirt and think youre funny
Is it wrong to laugh> ? Who is the current one then?
actually-ive just ordered one lol
Originally Posted by Clumsycat:
when you realise 1981 was 30 years ago.......
That was the year I got married.
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Clumsycat:
when you realise 1981 was 30 years ago.......
That was the year I got married.
good year for music
Your knees buckle but your belt wont.
You turn off the lights for economic rather than romantic reasons.
A fortune teller offers to read your face!
The gleam in your eye is from the sun hitting your bifocals
You sink your teeth into a steak and they saty there!
Originally Posted by Clumsycat:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Clumsycat:
when you realise 1981 was 30 years ago.......
That was the year I got married.
good year for music
It was.
Originally Posted by Clumsycat:
when you realise 1981 was 30 years ago.......
Shitting hell! LOL, I actually thought 1980 was twenty years ago the other week... it's horrifying that the the early '1980s' doesn't sound that long back and it was 30 years ago!
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.George Burns
Originally Posted by starbug15:
Originally Posted by Clumsycat:
when you realise 1981 was 30 years ago.......
Shitting hell! LOL, I actually thought 1980 was twenty years ago the other week... it's horrifying that the the early '1980s' doesn't sound that long back and it was 30 years ago!
i know, proper knocks you for 6.....
Originally Posted by erinp:
Your knees buckle but your belt wont.
You turn off the lights for economic rather than romantic reasons.
A fortune teller offers to read your face!
The gleam in your eye is from the sun hitting your bifocals
You sink your teeth into a steak and they saty there!
I know I'm getting older but PRAISE THE LORD ........................i'm nowhere near that yet I can see it coming but .....................not for a good few years yet!
It sure does knock you for 6 Clumsycat. Weird that just over 30 years before 1980, (which only seems like last week..) it was the late 1940s...!!!
Originally Posted by erinp:
Your knees buckle but your belt wont.
You turn off the lights for economic rather than romantic reasons.
A fortune teller offers to read your face!
The gleam in your eye is from the sun hitting your bifocals
You sink your teeth into a steak and they saty there!
Well I can say at least 2 of them apply to me! Not saying which 2 though!
A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, 'At my age, I don't even buy green bananas'.
More (Claude Pepper)
You stumble to the Bus Stop.....,.
When flowers scare you
The Eighties..............please tell me it's closer than it was 
....... When there is nothing to watch on the tellybox and you open the Spiral DVD box set.
Originally Posted by sprout:
The Eighties..............please tell me it's closer than it was
The late 60's.............please tell me that it was'nt that long ago....was it?...................(ANYBODY SHOUTING YES IS IN FOR TROUBLE!)
Originally Posted by erinp:
You turn off the lights for economic rather than romantic reasons.
I do that! And if my bf is here I walk around turning lights off and muttering about not being made of money
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
....... When there is nothing to watch on the tellybox and you open the Spiral DVD box set.
And then put it back as you've suddenly remembered "Morse" is about to start on ITV3.