Being dumped in the Troll Tank late at night has put years on me. 
It stinks in there. 
When you won't use things cos they are w-a-y too beyond your understanding
Cash machine - interweb - remote control - oven . . .lol
Originally Posted by Jonesy:
Being dumped in the Troll Tank late at night has put years on me. It stinks in there.
Post something nice to detract attention then Jonesy 
Originally Posted by Jonesy:
Being dumped in the Troll Tank late at night has put years on me. It stinks in there.
Should be used to it by now tho Jonesy......
Originally Posted by sprout:
Originally Posted by erinp:
You cant find the thread you were participating in,gone ,just like that 
Oooooo!
I was in The Troll Tank and I didnt even know it!
....your back goes out more than you do.
Originally Posted by Renton:
When you won't use things cos they are w-a-y too beyond your understanding
Cash machine - interweb - remote control - oven . . .lol
And you're just a baba (as opposed to me) unless you're lying about your age LOL
Originally Posted by Smarting Buttocks:
....your back goes out more than you do.
Aint that the truth.
Originally Posted by Renton:
When you won't use things cos they are w-a-y too beyond your understanding
Cash machine - interweb - remote control - oven . . .lol
Are you doubting my ability?
Originally Posted by Renton:
When you think current important things are irrelavant
"Those iPods - wots the point - i have a radio"
"iPad - aint that a laptop without a lid"
LOL
The Fountain pen.Biro and Pencils/crayons will be worth a fortune in the future so hang on to them.
Originally Posted by erinp:
Originally Posted by sprout:
Originally Posted by erinp:
You cant find the thread you were participating in,gone ,just like that
Oooooo!
I was in The Troll Tank and I didnt even know it!
I have to be honest............I don't know that feeling either
Your first computer is now a collectors item.
WHen you have hearing aids - but - believe you don't need them
People just need to speak clearly
When you cant read a text message from a teenager.
Originally Posted by Smarting Buttocks:
Your first computer is now a collectors item.
Originally Posted by sprout:
Post something nice to detract attention then Jonesy
Been there -done that-got the tee shirt, and the message. 
Originally Posted by erinp:
When you cant read a text message from a teenager.
I still do the 'text message' thing (to peeps I know can handle it) and I'm 50
Originally Posted by sprout:
Originally Posted by Smarting Buttocks:
Your first computer is now a collectors item.
Even worse is when you've still got it stored in the loft.
Originally Posted by Renton:
WHen you have hearing aids - but - believe you don't need them
People just need to speak clearly
Speak up young man.......and .....are those grey hairs I see?
Originally Posted by Syd:
Originally Posted by Jonesy:
Being dumped in the Troll Tank late at night has put years on me. It stinks in there.
Should be used to it by now tho Jonesy......
My first time in there Sid honest.
Originally Posted by Smarting Buttocks:
Originally Posted by sprout:
Originally Posted by Smarting Buttocks:
Your first computer is now a collectors item.
Even worse is when you've still got it stored in the loft.
Oh wow!
cn ne bdy reely reed a txt frm a teenager? dey speek lyk dis.
Originally Posted by sprout:
Originally Posted by erinp:
When you cant read a text message from a teenager.
I still do the 'text message' thing (to peeps I know can handle it) and I'm 50
T2YT,One of many that left me bewildered.
Originally Posted by Cupcake:
cn ne bdy reely reed a txt frm a teenager? dey speek lyk dis.
A diven't
Originally Posted by sprout:
Originally Posted by Cupcake:
cn ne bdy reely reed a txt frm a teenager? dey speek lyk dis.
A diven't
Is that Geordie Teen Sprooot?
Originally Posted by erinp:
Originally Posted by sprout:
Originally Posted by erinp:
When you cant read a text message from a teenager.
I still do the 'text message' thing (to peeps I know can handle it) and I'm 50
T2YT,One of many that left me bewildered.
I always use the "phone " option and speak to them. Feck the texting with bad eyesight and dicky fingers. 
Gob still works so i use it. 
Originally Posted by Cupcake:
cn ne bdy reely reed a txt frm a teenager? dey speek lyk dis.
? ? ? really read a text from a teenager? they speak like this.(first three words not got a clue)
Why do they almost write the whole word,like frm ,why not just put the ruddy "o" in .
Originally Posted by erinp:
Originally Posted by Cupcake:
cn ne bdy reely reed a txt frm a teenager? dey speek lyk dis.
? ? ? really read a text from a teenager? they speak like this.(first three words not got a clue)
Why do they almost write the whole word,like frm ,why not just put the ruddy "o" in .
*Can any body* Erin 
I wonder that too Erin. why they put frm and not from.... just one more letter!
"You're next" is heard at a wake rather a wedding
Originally Posted by Cupcake:
Originally Posted by sprout:
Originally Posted by Cupcake:
cn ne bdy reely reed a txt frm a teenager? dey speek lyk dis.
A diven't
Is that Geordie Teen Sprooot?
Nah, it's Geordie old sprout
TBH I use fr rather than for
Oh Ok Sproot LOL
Originally Posted by Carnelian:
You look at the elasticated pale blue slacks on offer at ÂĢ12 for two in the Daily Express Sunday supplement, and think to yourself, "They'll be all right for around the house and garden".
Nooo!!! The next step is the Big Slipper!!
Whatever I have tried to type to bemuse you has been bliddy obvious........
Originally Posted by Slinkiwitch x:
Originally Posted by Carnelian:
You look at the elasticated pale blue slacks on offer at ÂĢ12 for two in the Daily Express Sunday supplement, and think to yourself, "They'll be all right for around the house and garden".
Nooo!!! The next step is the Big Slipper!!
Are you Billy Conolly Right OK, I'm goin............re my other thread 
That's hilarious slinkiwitch Imagine if you tried to get up and fell flat on your face.
You see some of the toys of your childhood on "The Antiques Roadshow"