You watch the "Walking Dead" or "28 Days Later" and get a bit turned on by the decrepit, fetid zombies 
Originally Posted by kattymieoww:
Oh and my doc wanted to check my thyroid etc when she noticed I was getting white hair yonks ago,but it was ok.
Could it be a problem... I'm the same as you, got the odd grey hair in my teens 
But my mam has died her hair since she was really young too so I just thought it was genetic 
You look at the elasticated pale blue slacks on offer at ÂĢ12 for two in the Daily Express Sunday supplement, and think to yourself, "They'll be all right for around the house and garden".
Originally Posted by Carnelian:
You watch the "Walking Dead" or "28 Days Later" and get a bit turned on by the decrepit, fetid zombies
Originally Posted by SazBomb:
Originally Posted by Carnelian:
You watch the "Walking Dead" or "28 Days Later" and get a bit turned on by the decrepit, fetid zombies
Guess I will have to wait til i am a bit older to get to that stage.. I'm not quite 40 yet....
I have not got a grey hair yet... Still time though.... 
You mock those who still talk in old money terms like 'shillings' and "Sixpences" without realising that no one really does any more but you're old enough to remember when they did!
You still refer to
The EU as "The Common Market"
You "tape" programs, rather than "record" them
You refer to the internet as "The Global Superhighway"
When you tell someone you've copied something to disk, you use air quotes, when you say "burnt".
You use the expression "English Rose" to pretext your frequent discussions and references to Princess Diana
When your daughter brings her first boyfriend home i didn't know wether too laugh or cry 
i'm too young for this (stamps foot) 
Originally Posted by Aimee:
When your daughter brings her first boyfriend home i didn't know wether too laugh or cry i'm too young for this (stamps foot)
When your daughter brings her second husband home!
Originally Posted by Carnelian:
Originally Posted by Aimee:
When your daughter brings her first boyfriend home i didn't know wether too laugh or cry i'm too young for this (stamps foot)
When your daughter brings her second husband home!
i'm still in shock at this no-one teachs you how to react 
, she's always been my baby and now this lad has his arm around her have too say he seems very nice (spits)
Originally Posted by Ev (Peachy):
When you start to fancy older men
When you start to fancy younger men
Originally Posted by Syd:
Most peeps in this thread that are younger than you, are feeling old.......
You find it hard to except that you make mistakes whilst trying to correct your mistakes......
When you are the older woman.
I am the younger woman.....
Originally Posted by Carnelian:
You mock those who still talk in old money terms like 'shillings' and "Sixpences" without realising that no one really does any more but you're old enough to remember when they did!
you know your old when your drunk on 2 pints
Originally Posted by Tina:
you know your old when your drunk on 2 pints
Of what?
I felt the terrible pang of age when our children didn't turn to us for support and "did it themselves" Sigh . . . .
Originally Posted by Renton:
I felt the terrible pang of age when our children didn't turn to us for support and "did it themselves" Sigh . . . .
I know, but the ageing that happens whilst watching them tumble and fall.....pick themselves up, dust themselves off..........(whilst hiding in the background)....ages you....
Originally Posted by Renton:
I felt the terrible pang of age when our children didn't turn to us for support and "did it themselves" Sigh . . . .
And they coped by themselves..............
Originally Posted by Syd:
Originally Posted by Renton:
I felt the terrible pang of age when our children didn't turn to us for support and "did it themselves" Sigh . . . .
And they coped by themselves..............
Should be but ............
Renton......you are 26........what pangs are you having?
When you give the paper boy a row for jumping the fence between the houses instead of using the gate. I 'heard' my mother's voice.....
Originally Posted by Syd:
Renton......you are 26........what pangs are you having?
Well - as they grow and fend for themselves - it makes me feel old and not needed
I've noticed as people get older they start to hear noises that no one else is concerned about
"What was that noise - turn the TV off a moment"
When the younger people already know its next doors lawn mower . . .
"Oh i thought it was an aeroplane or something"
Sigh . . .
Originally Posted by Renton:
Originally Posted by Syd:
Renton......you are 26........what pangs are you having?
Well - as they grow and fend for themselves - it makes me feel old and not needed
Leave em alone.....they are in their prime.........
Originally Posted by Renton:
I've noticed as people get older they start to hear noises that no one else is concerned about
"What was that noise - turn the TV off a moment"
When the younger people already know its next doors lawn mower . . .
"Oh i thought it was an aeroplane or something"
Sigh . . .
Can hear a gnat.....buzzing...........
Originally Posted by Renton:
I've noticed as people get older they start to hear noises that no one else is concerned about
"What was that noise - turn the TV off a moment"
When the younger people already know its next doors lawn mower . . .
"Oh i thought it was an aeroplane or something"
Sigh . . .
You know you're getting old when . . .
Nothing makes any sense any more 
Originally Posted by sprout:
You know you're getting old when . . .
Nothing makes any sense any more
You find yourself in the Troll Tank.....and you was'nt even having a good time.......
Oh dear Syd LOL.
You cant find the thread you were participating in,gone ,just like that
When you think current important things are irrelavant
"Those iPods - wots the point - i have a radio"
"iPad - aint that a laptop without a lid"
LOL
Originally Posted by Syd:
Originally Posted by sprout:
You know you're getting old when . . .
Nothing makes any sense any more
You find yourself in the Troll Tank.....and you was'nt even having a good time.......
*Guffaws* sorry 
Originally Posted by erinp:
You cant find the thread you were participating in,gone ,just like that
Oooooo!
When you say ...........' Is it hot in here or is it me?'
Originally Posted by Soozy Woo:
When you say ...........' Is it hot in here or is it me?'