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Welcome back, hope you are sticking around this time.

Accept it and carry on confidently through life. Colour it and you'll end up looking like that arsehole PM on the apprentice t'other night!

pfft, thats nowt, I've had to dye my hair since I was about 25 cos there are so many grey hairs in it

I'm starting to 'thin on top' 

 

I was taking an adult education class and I mentioned something about being blonde. A woman in the class looked at me and asked in all seriousness 'Did you used to be blonde?' It was then I realised that my hair was indeed more grey than blonde but the change had been so subtle I hadn't noticed 

When you start to fancy older men 

I'm aging like Benjamin Button then... I used to go for older men, but my bf now is younger than me

A couple of years ago I was walking up to my parents house and there were some kids playing football...one kid lambasted it and it headed towards me...I stood back to avoid it...but one of the other kids shouted 'Watch the lady'   I'm sure he was expecting praise for being so considerate and mannerly...I forced a thank you, but secretly wanted to pummel the insulting little toad

When I first saw fine lines in the corner of my eye in a photograph! I was 28 at the time and I now make sure i use extra moisturiser around my eyes! We're all going to grow old and I'm ok with it but I want to do it gracefully

I worked in JJB when I was 17/18 and a lot of the kids (and their parents!) would say 'the lady' harrumph!

The OH found his first grey hairs at the age of 14!

Three decades on, he's a silver fox...

I'm only six months younger than him, but still only have a few greys that barely show at all

I still have that fim to watch 

 

and err, Your only as young as the man you feel

You know you're getting old when there's more hair collectively in your nose and ears than there is on your head.

I started going grey at 21 and in spite of what I said up there ^^^^^^ I used real Henna. The best of times was when someone suggested that if one went grey at that age, one would never get a baldy napper.

Yes! My Norwich supporting chum! FZ described it thusly....... "hair growing out every hole in me!"

I derive quite a lot of entertainment from a set of tweezers and the OH's ear hair. Serves him right for growing it

there's nothing more insulting   It wasn't long before I'd have been kicking the ball with them

 

When street canvassers call me "madam" I die a little inside..

"You know you're getting old when . . ."

 

.....you can no longer do the splits, or complete the Can-Can without running out of breath.

 

.....you no longer understand the English language, like basically, innit

I still feel about 18   Not really sure if that's a good thing seeing as I have 2 kids   No grey hairs as yet and no wrinklies either.  Although I'm only 27 so hoping I don;t have to deal with those for a loooooong time yet!

.....when politicians seem to be getting younger.

And Policemen..

i felt old  when i  went shopping for a waterproof jacket 

It's not always to do with age,genetics plays a part.I got my first grey hairs aged 21.I used to pluck them out,however they became too numerous to pull out.I started to dye my hair a lighter colour,it was light brown.Ove rthe years I dyed it for about 25 years.I'm 55 now and quite white,I quite like it now,can't be arsed with dyes anymore.My late brother didn't have any grey hairs and he died aged 53.I have a cousin who went "white" at an early age too.

Oh and my doc wanted to check my thyroid etc when she noticed I was getting white hair yonks ago,but it was ok.

when i discovered a grey hair 2 weeks ago (i`m 42) off to hairdressers in a minute..

also when a night spent clubbing is suggested at work & the thought horrifies you.....

It's when you notice your first grey hair that's in a place that's not your head

Makes you feel ancient

Mr Cinds is 44 this year and has black hair, I think he's lucky he's got this far without being totally grey, but they're starting to come now.  

 

I think you know you're getting old when you start getting grey pubic hair 

  I should have read your post before making my own.

I suspect that I was old before my time! I only ever went in one night club. Bouncers on test, eager for trouble. Cheap lager piss at extortionate prices. Future Coronation Street star throwing himself all about the stage, to crap disco music. I much preferred going to see a band! Oddly enough the bouncers are outside all the pubs in my nearest small town! A bold salute to the protection rackets of yesteryear!

Cinds xxxxx

I can still remember the feeling of shock and fury

when you start to read gardening forums

I know how to beat it.  Wax 

 

I always promised the girl that does my waxing that once I turned 40 I would go back to just the bikini line, but now 40 is looming and I just don't think I'm ready for that.

I started to feel oldish when I hit 36, and a girl I went to school with and whose class I was in, told me she had become a nan!

 Although i sometimes wish i had become a gran earlier, then i wouldnt feel so shattered keeping up with my 3 year old one!

When you stay in on a Saturday night for Eurovision.

When you're read for your pit, at about the same time that you used to go out on the town! 

 

Seriously I am 37 this year and am much more cream crackered by 10pm than I was just 7 or 8 years ago.