you joints ache when it rains 
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When your back goes out more often than you do! 
...you look through the Top Ten Hit Parade and realise that you have never heard of any of them
Also when you still call it the Hit Parade
Also when you still call it the Hit Parade
quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
When your back goes out more often than you do!
Tell me about it,I did some gardening yesterday,heavy spade action.My shoulders ache today. 
when your kids ask for 50p, and you say that's 10 bob in old money 
quote:Originally posted by RZB:
when your kids ask for 50p, and you say that's 10 bob in old money
50p
I wish
What was the question?
when you see a pair of Dr. Scholl snadals and thing they look comfy.
quote:Originally posted by Moonbeams:
What was the question?
4:15
I remember my weeks pocket money was 2/6p.Old money,about 12 pence now. 
Or when you're aching for a joint. 
...you think that Green Flash pumps still look cool 
quote:Originally posted by Teddy Bleads:
when you see a pair of Dr. Scholl snadals and thing they look comfy.
I love snadals.
quote:Originally posted by Bovrilking:quote:Originally posted by Moonbeams:
What was the question?
4:15
*Tuts* Missed it.
i used to get ÂĢ1.20 for my dinner money and with that i could get
a packet of crisp (ok the 5p crisps... but the fact is you could get a packet of crisps for 5p)
10p mix
juice
pie
scone
a packet of crisp (ok the 5p crisps... but the fact is you could get a packet of crisps for 5p)
10p mix
juice
pie
scone
You cough and your teeth fly out.
you could get to see a movie, ice cream, fish shop afterwards and have change out of 2/6
I used to get ÂĢ1.50 and with that i could get a pack of cigs
quote:Originally posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
you could get to see a movie, ice cream, fish shop afterwards and have change out of 2/6
Gone with the Wind
quote:Originally posted by Bovrilking:quote:Originally posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
you could get to see a movie, ice cream, fish shop afterwards and have change out of 2/6
Gone with the Wind
You could have a good night out and still come home with change from a tenner....
quote:Originally posted by stonks:
You could have a good night out and still come home with change from a tenner....
Or come home with a dry tena.
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:quote:Originally posted by stonks:
You could have a good night out and still come home with change from a tenner....
Or come home with a dry tena.
Tena's had belts....
When you could miss the last bus and wouldn't be scared to walk home alone
When your bladder empties itself every morning without fail at 7am.....but you don't wake up until 9. 
quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
When your bladder empties itself every morning without fail at 7am.....but you don't wake up until 9.
quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
When your bladder empties itself every morning without fail at 7am.....but you don't wake up until 9.
you know you're getting old when, you often repeat things.i said you often repeat things, repeat things...
I've forgotten. quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
Twenty past six Blizzie
quote:Originally posted by Kaytee:quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
Twenty past six Blizzie
Thank you Cedric!
Is this the doctor's waiting room dearie? I've come about my bunions.
When you go and see your doctor and he actually looks like Doogie Hauser. When you can remember Dougie Hauser. 
You are old when you chat to girl in a bar an she doesnt know about New Romantics ..lol
quote:Originally posted by Mike Strutter:
You are old when you chat to girl in a bar an she doesnt know about New Romantics ..lol
funny lmao
You have a party and the neighbors don't even realise it.
