have you been comparing them Rawky?
if so... where did you get the lady poo from?
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have you been comparing them Rawky? if so... where did you get the lady poo from?
Well I go by smell. You walk into the lav after a blokes been and your skin literally melts off your body. You go in after a lady and there's little fairies dancing round the toilet seat releasing a 'not as pungent' smell.
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You go in after a lady and there's little fairies dancing round the toilet seat releasing a 'not as pungent' smell.
What are you doing sniffing around in the lady's toilets?
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Well I go by smell. You walk into the lav after a blokes been and your skin literally melts off your body. You go in after a lady and there's little fairies dancing round the toilet seat releasing a 'not as pungent' smell
I'd go along with that!good answer!
I like the idea of the little loo poo fairies
what knowing eyes she has!
toilet humour 
Autumn leaves 
Gyps!
Gyps!
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My ex used to do that.... wake up in the middle of the night after a skinful and start peeing in the wardrobe, or the airing cupboard... or on one extremely funny occasion... over his mum as she slept in her bed!
That's hilarious!. my sisters ex once peed out of their bedroom window after a lunchtime session.......................they lived in a terrace with no front garden..............thank god no one was walking byReference: Soozy
thank god no one was walking by
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[Scotty] Scotty offline 15,965 Forum Posts Today at 12:49 AM Last Edited: Autumn leaves Gyps!
specially crunchy ones 
Wet wipes
ohh evelyn that reminds me antibac wipes. how the hell did we live without them. once you buy them, your hooked!!
Smudge on floor, antibac wipe.
Cleaning... antibac wipe.
Dirt round backdoor trim.... you guessed it.... antibac wipe
Chatting in kitchen with free hands....why not just antibac wipe
Smudge on floor, antibac wipe.
Cleaning... antibac wipe.
Dirt round backdoor trim.... you guessed it.... antibac wipe
Chatting in kitchen with free hands....why not just antibac wipe
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specially crunchy ones
oooh crunchy ones...I love the crunchy ones! The sound they make when you step on them is utter bliss! Reference:
ohh evelyn that reminds me antibac wipes. how the hell did we live without them. once you buy them, your hooked!! Smudge on floor, antibac wipe. Cleaning... antibac wipe. Dirt round backdoor trim.... you guessed it.... antibac wipe Chatting in kitchen with free hands....why not just antibac wipe
For kitchen and bathroom, and the facial ones from nivea.
Mine are everywhere
Yay....
wipe addicts!
I have a wipe for every scenario.. (antibac of course).. floor wipes, kitchen surface wipes, kitchen surface wipes with abrasive side, furniture wipes, fridge wipes, wipes for chrome, bathroom wipes, special computer & Telly screen wipes,
and then all the face wipes!
I blame my addiction on places like Wilkinsons & The Range... they have them all hanging there... wipes for everything... and they are all so cheap (all under a quid.. just) til you get to the checkout & think "blimey.. "ÂĢ20 on wipes.... best loose this receipt before I get home"
wipe addicts!
I have a wipe for every scenario.. (antibac of course).. floor wipes, kitchen surface wipes, kitchen surface wipes with abrasive side, furniture wipes, fridge wipes, wipes for chrome, bathroom wipes, special computer & Telly screen wipes,
and then all the face wipes!
I blame my addiction on places like Wilkinsons & The Range... they have them all hanging there... wipes for everything... and they are all so cheap (all under a quid.. just) til you get to the checkout & think "blimey.. "ÂĢ20 on wipes.... best loose this receipt before I get home"
Exclamation marks?!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And loo rolls and tea bags.
And loo rolls and tea bags.
Hats, gloves and shoes. Ab Fab said so.
Nachos
Loo roll, kitchen roll, moisturiser & dry shampoo
Oh yeah, and Xmas spirit!
Love, money and vodka! 
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Oh yeah, and Xmas spirit!
Bah humbug Its Christmas far to soon.
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Love, money and vodka
..... and Asda Chilli Mayonnaise
Girls use more loo roll coz they use it after a wee aswell as a poo. AND for wiping pee off the seat after the men have been in there 
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Girls use more loo roll coz they use it after a wee aswell as a poo.
So men go around with a dribbly, unclean whatsit?