loo roll was my answer before I even came in this thread but add to that:

Milk
Fresh Chillis
Teabags
Shoes
Scarves

Money (sorry but it's true)

Cereal.....you need lots of variety!
socks
knickers
friends

Me toooo...mibee a lil thick gravy too ....n a lil meat

oh and eggs.

and a yorkshire or 2

Hubby reckons that girls & women have "toilet paper twirlyitis"

he said this is when they go to get some loo roll, give it a good yank to get the roll spinning..   and roll loads & loads around their hand !

When I had got over my outrage that HE was slating off a whole gender for extravagant loo roll usage, the next thing that occured to me was...

- how on earth does he know this?   How many females has he seen on the loo?   (he has only seen me fall off a toilet - in a polish vodka induced incident)...  

the best answer he could come up with was he could 'hear' the spinning loo roll..  always had.  His Mum, sister, ex's, and one of his ex's mums (  )

shoes and clothes

Chocolate and time... although not necessarily in that order

Oh! gawn then  ya twisted me arm! ..Homemade of course so's they dominate da plate!

ohh i got another (watch rawky ban it   )

...Time


unless your in prison

oh yes, true!

sorry baz, didnt see this when i posted

I'm concerned about Mr Ditty

Bummer!  


Cheers Rawky. 

Too late. Baz got there first. HA!!! *chants* In your face, in your face *runs away*

Eeek Ninja!!

You're gonna have to delete that pic, otherwise you will feel the wrath of Lori

That's quite scary Ditty

Penguins 

CHILD

Bless him!

OHH....and vodka

Knew I cud count on you!!!


Takeaway menus !  *frees up the hands fer drinkin Gyps*

STRAWS frees up the other hand for dialing

 Like your style!


Pillows!! one cun never have enuff ta sink into after a hard drink  day!

oh.. you really can have too much vodka!    This one is possible!

when you fall off the toilet mid wee..    its too much!

I have been known to fall off the settee from a laying down postition.

but did it require Mr Croc to start mopping up around you?

 *takes notes*

I once fell asleep on the toilet floor ok scrap vodka

No...he'd gone out and left me to it!!

Thankfully i am just a loud and happy drunk...no spewing or puking from me.

 Shame on you!!!

I have... ever since the Polish incident! 

  I don't think I actually puked...   just fell about..   wailed  "I reeeeeeeeeeallly love youuuuuuuuuuu, but I loooovveee my kids moooooooore" over & over again for about 4 hours!

Light bulbs.

I have a large stock of the nice old light bulbs, as if preparing for a seige.
I don't like the low-energy things which don't give out enough light for my liking.

You sound like my husband he does all that after a drink!

My daughter on the other hand managed the other week to get up and come downstairs and sit on the big pouffee and start weeing!...thankfully Mark was still up and sorted it while I slept through it!

worry not, drambuie season kicked off today

HAHAHAHAHA!

She's one of THOSE!!!!

My ex used to do that....   wake up in the middle of the night after a skinful and start peeing in the wardrobe, or the airing cupboard... or on one extremely funny occasion...   over his mum as she slept in her bed!  

Thankfully shes only done it the once....she was mortified the next day when Alfie took great pleasure in telling her!

Has anyone mentioned the
S
E
X.......?

I blame the booze and chocolates.

I fell asleep on my friend's toilet once..

I was very drunk 

I agree with Ditty about the toilet roll's (i think we've had this convo before) i was down to 1 on sunday and bought 4 more (Not cheap ones) and tonight there's none left  there's on;y 2 of us

I may have an explanation on the vanishing toilet role debacle.

Us Men's poos are significantly more horrific then a ladies, so therefore we need to wipe more

Rawky-Roo, answering the greatest mysterious since 1994