......but you cant make it drink!
What the?
What the?
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Well thats what David said 
David = Frankie Howard
.. and Max Wall (snigger)
... and he always seems to shout, don't he ?
... and he looks like the friendly family butcher - kindly to the children in his shop, floor covered in saw dust ..... as he slices up quivering loins
I PMSL at that.
But I do think, David could be a good HM, and a funny one at that if given the airtime.
But I do think, David could be a good HM, and a funny one at that if given the airtime.
What has Max Wall got to do with it?
Or Frankie Howerd?
Max Wall was a South Londoner through and through and Frankie Howerd though born in Yorkshire moved away as a child and lived in South London till he died,
Or Frankie Howerd?
Max Wall was a South Londoner through and through and Frankie Howerd though born in Yorkshire moved away as a child and lived in South London till he died,
To explain
David looks like Frankie Howard
David walks like Max Wall
David looks like Frankie Howard
David walks like Max Wall
No he doesn't
Can't stand David. 
HATE the way he speaks.
HATE the way he speaks.
He has a really big face 
Big baggy shirt and leggings - wud make a great Shakespeare character
He reminds me of the Les Dawson characters, the northern ladies who used to mouth things cos the factory floors were too loud to hear.... 
I fell for him last night when he was saying this was an opportunity for him in life and he was going to make the most of it. He said he has been working for the minimum wage since he was 16 and doesn't seem to have any expectations.
Good for you David.
He told them all off big time.
Good for you David.
He told them all off big time.
He looks and sounds like Billy Pearce 
He just gets right on my nerves
Billy Pearce
He done my nut in last night when he kept banging on about how they should be proud of themselves they lasted so long. He wouldn't shut up about it with his lumpy face 
"I would, I would..... I would though Sophie".
I like anyone who makes me laugh in there, and David makes me laugh. I like him. 
i think he was trying to say....
you can make a lobster go red but you cant make a coconut shy.....of that order..........
you can make a lobster go red but you cant make a coconut shy.....of that order..........
quote:Originally posted by Karma_:
He done my nut in last night when he kept banging on about how they should be proud of themselves they lasted so long. He wouldn't shut up about it with his lumpy face
same here, talk about arse licking them all, i almost smelt the shite on him.
quote:Originally posted by RENTON:
... and he looks like the friendly family butcher -
ROFL
I really like this guy - even the title of this thread made me LOL
He is playing it well, keeping on the right side of everyone so far.
