How's the cause going?
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Cannae beat Schieallion in winter.
Great bothies at the back of that.
Did you get my tenner?
I'll get Malcolm Rifkind for ye.
For the cause.
You better visit me now.
Yer boyo hadn't a hope. And you know that. 
In fact I'll take out the whole Scottish Parliament if I can have full military honours in Culloden.
With tea and pancakes.
Originally Posted by Soozy Woo:
Hahahaha! Brilliant Sooz! 
Yer no handcuffed again 
Try the Sally Army.
Less militant but better connected.
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Yer no handcuffed again
Me?! 
Originally Posted by Xochiquetzal:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Yer no handcuffed again
Me?!
No. DBC Pierre
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by Xochiquetzal:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Yer no handcuffed again
Me?!
No. DBC Pierre
'kay. 
My French gets only so far as Pierre.
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Peter Dow's Scottish National Standard Bearer website
Peter Dow's For Freedom Forums for robust political debate, inspired by Scots, open to all
A new topic especially for me? Thanks very much, velvet donkey! 
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
How's the cause going?
We're not as numerous as the Chinese, yet. 
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Cannae beat Schieallion in winter.
Great bothies at the back of that.
Great bothies at the back of that.
The last time I had cause to speak to Scottish hill walkers on the internet (my mum has climbed all the Munros, so she counts as a hill-walker, but I speak to her only on the telephone) I think it was when I was telling the Scottish hill-walkers all about my plan to super-size by a factor of about x 20 a Scottish & Southern Energy (SSE) plan to turn Coire Glas into a pumped-storage hydroelectric dam.
More details here
http://scot.tk/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2315#2315
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Did you get my tenner?
No. I need about ÂĢ20 billion for the hydro-scheme. For some reason, Osborne's not got back to me with the cheque as yet.
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
I'll get Malcolm Rifkind for ye.
For the cause.
You better visit me now.
For the cause.
You better visit me now.
Oh leave him alone.
Visit you where, in this your new topic?
Oh, maybe you mean, in Edinburgh? Are you of child-bearing age, and are you or your Edinburgh lady-friends offering to bear me children, thus making it worth the visit?
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
In fact I'll take out the whole Scottish Parliament if I can have full military honours in Culloden.
With tea and pancakes.
With tea and pancakes.
Actually the building is OK. I don't propose a Guy Fawkes approach. My political / military approach is to ban the Queen and family from Scotland and so we ask the military to enforce that exile, using all means necessary.
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Yer no handcuffed again
No. Sorry I just noticed your topic just now.
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Try the Sally Army.
Less militant but better connected.
Less militant but better connected.
Militant is good. Getting connected with salvation is not my political aim.
PS. Why is this topic and the Farage topic in the Big Brother UK forum?
Originally Posted by Xochiquetzal:
Originally Posted by Soozy Woo:
Hahahaha! Brilliant Sooz!
But not as brilliant as Paul McCartney.
Because you replied in the BB forum 
we go off topic when the show isn't on
Your not saying much Velvet
where are you ? are you well.
I wil check back later tonight.
I think Velvet's having a wee break - or I think that's what his PM meant.
Originally Posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
I think Velvet's having a wee break - or I think that's what his PM meant.
Well I wish Velvet would come back... I wan't to see Velvet's answers to Peter about Velvet being willing to bear Peter's children
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
I think Velvet's having a wee break - or I think that's what his PM meant.
Well I wish Velvet would come back... I wan't to see Velvet's answers to Peter about Velvet being willing to bear Peter's children
Yes,
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
I think Velvet's having a wee break - or I think that's what his PM meant.
Well I wish Velvet would come back... I wan't to see Velvet's answers to Peter about Velvet being willing to bear Peter's children
Perhaps he's taking time out to consider the proposition. It not something you'd rush into lightly. I have a sneaky suspicion he wouldn't make the 'ratio' though
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
I think Velvet's having a wee break - or I think that's what his PM meant.
Is he ok?
Yes, seemed to be fine from what I gathered. The PM was sent after I had gone to bed, and he was off-line when I saw it the next day.
Originally Posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
I think Velvet's having a wee break - or I think that's what his PM meant.
Is he ok?
Yes, seemed to be fine from what I gathered. The PM was sent after I had gone to bed, and he was off-line when I saw it the next day.
Oh Ok
Originally Posted by Soozy Woo:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
I think Velvet's having a wee break - or I think that's what his PM meant.
Well I wish Velvet would come back... I wan't to see Velvet's answers to Peter about Velvet being willing to bear Peter's children
Perhaps he's taking time out to consider the proposition. It not something you'd rush into lightly. I have a sneaky suspicion he wouldn't make the 'ratio' though
ROFL
Originally Posted by Soozy Woo:
Perhaps he's taking time out to consider the proposition. It not something you'd rush into lightly. I have a sneaky suspicion he wouldn't make the 'ratio' though
This is probably true on all points Sooz...unless he's on Ebay buying cribs and nursery items
Originally Posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
I think Velvet's having a wee break - or I think that's what his PM meant.
Oh cheers for that,as long as he is alright .
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
I think Velvet's having a wee break - or I think that's what his PM meant.
Well I wish Velvet would come back... I wan't to see Velvet's answers to Peter about Velvet being willing to bear Peter's children
Yes,
Let's see now:
Peter and Baz - slight problem!
Peter and Xochi - slight problem!
Peter and Velvet - slight problem!
Hm....we don't seem to be doing too well, do we?
Originally Posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
I think Velvet's having a wee break - or I think that's what his PM meant.
Is he ok?
Yes, seemed to be fine from what I gathered. The PM was sent after I had gone to bed, and he was off-line when I saw it the next day.
Well that's alright then. Hope it's only a brief sojourn though.
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
I think Velvet's having a wee break - or I think that's what his PM meant.
Is he ok?
Yes, seemed to be fine from what I gathered. The PM was sent after I had gone to bed, and he was off-line when I saw it the next day.
Well that's alright then. Hope it's only a brief sojourn though.
I'm sure it will be, knowing Velvet'
Originally Posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
I think Velvet's having a wee break - or I think that's what his PM meant.
Well I wish Velvet would come back... I wan't to see Velvet's answers to Peter about Velvet being willing to bear Peter's children
Yes,
Let's see now:
Peter and Baz - slight problem!
Peter and Xochi - slight problem!
Peter and Velvet - slight problem!
Hm....we don't seem to be doing too well, do we?
Could we just qualify that!! Peter and Baz - HUGE problem!
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
I think Velvet's having a wee break - or I think that's what his PM meant.
Well I wish Velvet would come back... I wan't to see Velvet's answers to Peter about Velvet being willing to bear Peter's children
Well I checked Velvet Donkey's profile again and it definitely says "Gender - female".
https://www.gagajoyjoy.com/profile/1266637396779371
Surely VD would not lie in her / his profile?
Originally Posted by Peter Dow:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
I think Velvet's having a wee break - or I think that's what his PM meant.
Well I wish Velvet would come back... I wan't to see Velvet's answers to Peter about Velvet being willing to bear Peter's children
Well I checked Velvet Donkey's profile again and it definitely says "Gender - female".
https://www.gagajoyjoy.com/profile/1266637396779371
Surely VD would not lie in her / his profile?
When I first became aware of Velvet I thought it was a man, then one time I saw his profile and saw he'd said female which confused me, then I realised through posts that was probably the kind of thing Velvet would do to confuse people I'm sure he's a man but if I'm wrong so be it, with some names I can't always tell who's male or female lol.
Originally Posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
I think Velvet's having a wee break - or I think that's what his PM meant.
Is he ok?
Yes, seemed to be fine from what I gathered. The PM was sent after I had gone to bed, and he was off-line when I saw it the next day.
I thought PM stood for Private Message ...................
I was going to say the same thing, surely it shouldn't be broadcasted that someone has PM`d you 