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Found the lyrics; "The Grinch Theme Song "Mr. Grinch" You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch You really are a heel, You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch, You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel! You're a monster, Mr. Grinch, Your heart's an empty hole, Your brain is full of spiders, you have garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch, I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole! You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch, You have termites in your smile, You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch, Given a choice between the two of you'd take the seasick crocodile! You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch, You're the king of sinful sots, Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch, You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce! You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch, With a nauseous super "naus"!, You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Grinch, Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots! You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch, You're a nasty wasty skunk, Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch, The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote, "Stink, stank, stunk"! "
~Sparkling Summer~

OHHH MYYYY GOD im so unorganised this year, its just sooo busy. I need another fortnight before i even think about it, yet im told we are putting our tree up this weekend (exept we need a tree as the rabbits ate the last one ....no joke)

 

BUT.... I did 'order' our xmas cards last night.... *hmmm, order.. i wonder what you would have had to order*

FM
Originally Posted by Eileen Over:
Originally Posted by Rexi:

*cough*

 

I have blanched and frozen the parsnips and roast potatoes, made and frozen the bread sauce and gravy and made the Christmas cake.

 

And, I think I've done something else too, but I can't remember

Oh go stuff a turkey

Can't  For the first time in my (very long) life I am cooking Christmas lunch here. It's a sort of bring and share affair between me, my sis, mum and MIL - my mum is bringing the turkey ... but I will pass your suggestion on to her

Rexi
Originally Posted by Rexi:
Originally Posted by Eileen Over:
Originally Posted by Rexi:

*cough*

 

I have blanched and frozen the parsnips and roast potatoes, made and frozen the bread sauce and gravy and made the Christmas cake.

 

And, I think I've done something else too, but I can't remember

Oh go stuff a turkey

Can't  For the first time in my (very long) life I am cooking Christmas lunch here. It's a sort of bring and share affair between me, my sis, mum and MIL - my mum is bringing the turkey ... but I will pass your suggestion on to her

FM
Originally Posted by ~Sweet Winter Wonderland~:
Found the lyrics; "The Grinch Theme Song "Mr. Grinch" You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch You really are a heel, You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch, You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel! You're a monster, Mr. Grinch, Your heart's an empty hole, Your brain is full of spiders, you have garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch, I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole! You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch, You have termites in your smile, You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch, Given a choice between the two of you'd take the seasick crocodile! You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch, You're the king of sinful sots, Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch, You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce! You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch, With a nauseous super "naus"!, You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Grinch, Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots! You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch, You're a nasty wasty skunk, Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch, The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote, "Stink, stank, stunk"! "

FM
Originally Posted by Eileen Over:
Originally Posted by Syd:

Stress kills Christmas, make it as joyful and spontaneous as you can........ 

Ah - that's the key.

I went xmas shopping the other day and spontaneously bought myself a lovely Marc B handbag.

 

It was a joyful gesture and I don't feel at all stressed

 

I'm great at this Xmas stuff

See, ahhhhhh, Christmas is luverly............

Syd
Originally Posted by Soozy Woo:

OMG!!!!!!!!!! ..............I'm (almost) starting to panic ............we have only just started re decorating our front room..............God only knows when it'll be done ..........God only knows when we'll be on civil terms again 

Chill.........Christmas will be great, if you are chilled....

Syd

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