Xochiquetzal's ex has dumped her by text.
This is a thread for FMs to tell him he is an arse.
Ex - you are an arse!!!!
This is a thread for FMs to tell him he is an arse.
Ex - you are an arse!!!!
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Indeed he is an ARSE!
he is indeed a bit fat pimply arse!
worse than my arse even
worse than my arse even
quote:he is indeed a bit fat pimply arse!
He is an arse with infected piles!!!
Awww! You guys! 
Let me open the floor to other FMs who have ex arses too!
Let me open the floor to other FMs who have ex arses too!
Spineless arse
Oh dear that is awful 
He is a total wanker.... not Kris, is it?
Fanny more like 
he's a total tosspot 
AS he is a spineless arse that must mean he doesn't have a coccyx.
They're all saggy, fat arses with malodorous anal skin tags. 
Your a cowardly Arse of the biggest order.
FAT ARSE
FAT ARSE
quote:They're all saggy, fat arses with malodorous anal skin tags.
You said that with a lot of of sincerity, QOTHT
I bet he is an ARSE.nal fan. 
quote:Originally posted by Videostar:
I bet he is an ARSE.nal fan.
He doesn't even like football! How much of an arse can you be?!
quote:Originally posted by Blackpudlian:
Xochiquetzal's ex has dumped her by text.
This is a thread for FMs to tell him he is an arse.
Ex - you are an arse!!!!
By text????
That's arseyness of the highest order.
for Xochiquetzal.
Did he actually use textspeak?
quote:Originally posted by Xochiquetzal:quote:Originally posted by Videostar:
I bet he is an ARSE.nal fan.
He doesn't even like football! How much of an arse can you be?!
Wow
can't you get a huge piccy of an arse and post it at the nearest roundabout - with his name on of course
quote:Originally posted by Xochiquetzal:quote:Originally posted by Videostar:
I bet he is an ARSE.nal fan.
He doesn't even like football! How much of an arse can you be?!
Oh no, he doesn't like football...WHAT AN ARSE.
quote:Originally posted by Videostar:
I bet he is an ARSE.nal fan.
OI
That level of Arseyness can only be compared to Sepp Blatter.
anyway he is a boil ridden arse on the face of humanity
quote:Originally posted by pussycatj:quote:Originally posted by Xochiquetzal:quote:Originally posted by Videostar:
I bet he is an ARSE.nal fan.
He doesn't even like football! How much of an arse can you be?!
Wow
can't you get a huge piccy of an arse and post it at the nearest roundabout - with his name on of course
...and the email. Unless it's discrimitary (sp and all that
) of course. Anyway, he's an arse.quote:Originally posted by Veggieburger:quote:Originally posted by Videostar:
I bet he is an ARSE.nal fan.
OI
That level of Arseyness can only be compared to Sepp Blatter.
anyway he is a boil ridden arse on the face of humanity
quote:Originally posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:quote:Originally posted by Blackpudlian:
Xochiquetzal's ex has dumped her by text.
This is a thread for FMs to tell him he is an arse.
Ex - you are an arse!!!!
By text????
That's arseyness of the highest order.
Technically, it was by email, but I don't consider it hugely different, except it meant he probably wasn't on the way to pick up the Sunday papers!
Send him one back. "Finally. Now I don't have to feel bad about two-timing. Thanks"
Email him back and suggest he needs to visit the GUM clinic asap.
quote:Originally posted by Mathematics:
Send him one back. "Finally. Now I don't have to feel bad about two-timing. Thanks"
I'd already thought about that one Maths!
... just don't want to dignify him with any response tbh! quote:Originally posted by Videostar:
I bet he is an ARSE.nal fan.
fat arse .. hoaching with threadworms
quote:Originally posted by Xochiquetzal:quote:Originally posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:quote:Originally posted by Blackpudlian:
Xochiquetzal's ex has dumped her by text.
This is a thread for FMs to tell him he is an arse.
Ex - you are an arse!!!!
By text????
That's arseyness of the highest order.
Technically, it was by email, but I don't consider it hugely different, except it meant he probably wasn't on the way to pick up the Sunday papers!
Text, email.....either one is an arsey coward's way.
quote:Originally posted by Veggieburger:quote:Originally posted by Videostar:
I bet he is an ARSE.nal fan.
OI
That level of Arseyness can only be compared to Sepp Blatter.
anyway he is a boil ridden arse on the face of humanity
Cant argue with that...old Sepptic Blader is an awful Arse.quote:Technically, it was by email, but I don't consider it hugely different, except it meant he probably wasn't on the way to pick up the Sunday papers!
By email is even more arsey as it didn't even cost him the price of a text.
What a cheapskate arse!!!
Who is Xochiquetzal?
quote:Originally posted by Blackpudlian:quote:Technically, it was by email, but I don't consider it hugely different, except it meant he probably wasn't on the way to pick up the Sunday papers!
By email is even more arsey as it didn't even cost him the price of a text.
What a cheapskate arse!!!
Rats! You're right!
quote:Originally posted by Blue Diamond:
Who is Xochiquetzal?
Wanna email me anytime?!
the biggest arse i have ever heard of (next to kris of course)
quote:Originally posted by ali:
the biggest arse i have ever heard of (next to kris of course)
OK... I'm sure he'll settle for No. 2 arse!
What a wimp 
...never mind, we all have to practice on something second rate while we're waiting for a real man to turn up
post him a pic of you and a rampant rabbit and brag about how your sex life has since improved considerably
...never mind, we all have to practice on something second rate while we're waiting for a real man to turn uppost him a pic of you and a rampant rabbit and brag about how your sex life has since improved considerably
oooh that last post was my 666 th one....probably comes with a curse
