I'll moan if I want ta

want my family to be healthy and happy

Oh I don't know if my woman hormones can allow that. *goes off to look for HRT patch seeing as Renton thinks that the women on here have them stuck on every orifice*

I want twats to STFU about Christmas in August!

Oh bollocks it hasn't worked again. It was Jingle Bells.

 

Sort out your festive spirit woman!

A silly spelling and text speak translator for me please.

I get my festive spirit in the festive season AKA December!

Whirled piece. 

Peace, love and harmony for the world on the ikkle baby Jesus's birthday, of course!

 

But it isn't a week until Xmas!  Xmas isn't on Monday, 8th August!

 

Anyway, I want shit that none of my nearest and dearest could hope to afford, or if they could, there's no way they'd be spending that kind of money on me!

A nanny and a puppy. The nanny to take care of the 4 kids while I play with my new puppy 

Me too Croc

A nanny and a puppy.  The puppy to amuse the 4 kids while I play with the nanny!

 

Bit of 70s middle class humour, there

Think I might ask Father Christmas for some internet ignorance

sorry karma, he gave it all away last year

Dear Santa, Please may I have a portable DVD player so that I can do exercise dvd's upstairs while mr summer is watching tv in the living room And please may I have tickets to Glee live 2012 because I really enjoyed the show this year Thank you very much Love & hugs to Rudolph Sweet Summer x x

WELL DONE Sweet Summer and Cagney !!!

 

I wud love a blu-ray DVD HD recorder, mud flaps for mine car (how dare they not be fitted as standard!!) Some Vera Wang perfume for a man (that's me)

And i wud really love a toy helicopter with remote control - wow!!!

 

Oooh and some RETRO 1970's stuff like

Raleigh Chopper Bike

Clackers

Space Dust

Battling Tops

Skate Board

 . . . and some roller skates so i can zoooom round Tescos!!

My husband has a chopper and some clackers 

 

I have roller boots with lovely pink wheels and a packet of space dust on the bedside table.

 

I still haven't decided what I would like for Christmas this year.

CINDS "My husband has a chopper and some clackers"

 

Yew filthy, filthy mare !!!!

I don't know what you are talking about 

Last year i gotta Brer Rabbit book

I always get Ferraro Rocher and eat them for breakfast! Mmmmmmm!!!!!

Do you know I hate those things so much.  Mr Cinds knows that should he ever wish to part ways with me, he only has to buy me a box of those and I'll get the hint.  Someone suggested recently he should get me some for a laugh just to see the look on my face. 

Fairy Rochet's kinda changed a few years ago and tasted yuk

Now they are scrumshus again

I want john lewis vouchers so i can buy lots and lots of pip studio crockery and a box of famous names liqueur chocolates.... chirstmas isnt christmas without them.

Love John Lewis

Crikes - I only just got my birthday present!