"I smashed it"   He means he obliterated it.

I'm quite looking forward to seeing if Leona Lewis still dresses like a toilet roll cover

i think he's probably used to smashing things tbh.

and she's not let me down!   WTF does she think she looks like?

Can't I tempt anyone away from this and over to something of a more cultural persuasion namely Channel 4's 'New Secrets of the Terracotta Warriors' ?

she's obviously become aware she looks like a crinoline lady

I really feel I should... but I'm so shallow.

Oh christ.

This'll go down well in Moldova.

I'd reply but there just aren't the words.

I think I must be on drugs.

How's you Meatie?

Mrs O, is that you?  

those poor dancers.    How down on their luck must they be to get involved with that routine?

I can see why she'd need them to watch that crap.

She'd have to have bought up the whole of Peru and Columbia combined

lol these singers are puppets for their record labels eh? Micheal does not know when he is going on tour on the uk. Amazing

Evening all 

Sherry trifle posting last night  but there is a wee bit of Luke resemblance.

Mr. Scotty 20 years ago....

This show is not even over and they are looking for a new x-factor? All these singing competitions are like Conveyor belt factory unleashing singers who go back into obscurity before you know it. No one is saying anything, I wonder why.

Is that your hubby?

No one watching the show

Yep. 

If you are not pulling my tail, he is quite a catch

X-factor is so formulaic. It is a good cause but can be done without the cameras. Why do we need to buy a single with a percentage going to this hospital? why not donate directly?

If I was sat on my deathbed in a hospital and the X Factor contestants walked in... i'd probably turn off my own life support machine.

Before he was baby snatched.

HI Cocoa and Scotty (i was on the phone)    Scotty - now I see what you mean!

I`m not and yes he is 

Jesus wept.   

I officially give up.

That little shit gets through.

Hi Kaffy 

oh my who will the judges pick?

Coseeeeeee!   Go get the little fecker.

Imagine postin a pic of your hubby.

That's uncanny, Scotty!  

Holy shit, he's in the final..???? 

Missed it. Who got through?

Weird shit.

Lucky woman you are

I'm gonna grab them lugholes