I went to the loo and put some oven chips in...

edit... chips went in the oven, not the loo.

all expense spared on those costumes, I see.

Did she just rhyme Venus with ... a man's rude bits ????

I'm sure I've seen Bette Midler doing a similar set to this (shells etc)

But much better.

i'm not sure... I'm just sitting like this. 

This is rough.  Bear's arse rough.

 Evening.

do what you want with my body ..... I so want someone to come on and cover it up with a dressing gown.

what scares me is I always hate LG songs when they're released and they grow on me.

If only Supes had waited before putting that bin out.

Hi Yogi

Good timing - you just missed the two worst acts of the night

(The Wanted and Lady Gaga)

 I caught the end of Gaga's 'performance' - what on earth was that all about?!

Like one of life's great mysteries, nobody knows

 Hi Cosi.

Pass.

WTF is voting for Abi?

Who the heck is voting for Abi?!

Bloody Hell, Abi's through

Clarence is through 

It has to be that boy with Louis, surely?

I'm glad Nicholas and Sam Bailey are through.

did you find that photo on google images?

Surely Hannah must go through?

C'mon Hannah!

Then again, what do I know??

Cosi... a still from The Paradise for you

I'll be amazed if the judges save Miss Dynamix over Hannah.

Miss Dynamix are toast.

I know this is unlikely but I really hope that Hannah gets voted off by the judges.

But at least I was proved right that Hannah singing an Adele song was a bad idea and way above her talents.

Clarence

 He gets the teen girly votes 'cos he is pretty.

One of the best vocals of the night for me

Thank you, Kaffers.  They look way better dressed than Doormat 

Hannah was terrible lastnight so deserves to be in the bottom two, but I fear you will be right.

Surely not?

Not a chance, she slaughtered that song.

Nicholas - Cosi reckons he is cross-eyed, like the lion from Daktari.