He's shy and finds it hard to accept compliments. Just like me.

Oooo nasty fecker

Oooh, was that a glimpse of Christopher's bitchy side?

"I'm working harder so deserve to be here"

Errr, not if your destiny is the The Nag's Head, mate.

I've just realised I don't care who wins as long as it's not Baloney 

ahahahahahahaha ... he doesn't disappoint

Judges are going to go ape at the dancers

I'd prefer it to Abba 

OMG - but it gets worse (excuse me talking to myself!)

I really enjoyed watching them

why did he sing the wrong words (and don't tell Cosi I noticed)

I bet you would.

Ever get the feeling they just couldn't give a stuff about Christopher 

They often do a re-jig of the lyrics so they can cut the songs.

They just want rid of him, pronto!

ALL the words are WRONG. It's all wrong, wrong, wrongggggggggggggg.

Dancers have got swimwear on and Tulissa has her nightie on and forgot her bra

Of course Chris works harder than the others, he has to as he's far worse than the rest.

I know.. but whoever cut 'you were humming to yourself and none of us prepared to die' into one line should be shot.   

Oh my word, I'm pleased I was late and missed Rylan.

If Rylan is 'fun' then there's some very sheltered lives being lived out there.

Or alternatively, he boobed and sang the wrong words.

I so fear that you won't be able to handle the Motown cos - I hope you have some liquid refreshment to hand.

Does Christopher really have any say over the choreography?

I very much doubt it.

Not that I care 

I'm desperately trying to get to a fuggy haze but failing miserably.

Abba was a nightmare; words haven't been invented about what's to come.

I just hope Marvin, Jamerson, Levi and the rest have gone deaf up in Jam Heaven.

Cowell has rolled out One Direction on twitter to publicly attack Maloney now... not his fault people vote for him. If they had such an issue with him, they shouldn't have put him through at the auditions in the first place.

No, I'm sure he will have no say over the staging but it gives Tulisa and Louis something to be negative about.

Not that I care either.

I don't know why Cowell and Co are getting so uptight about it. If Cowell doesn't get the winner he wants, he simply gets them to release a rubbishy over-produced album which bombs, then he dumps them. He then signs up and promotes whoever he wanted to win in the first place.

Jaymi (stupid spelling) does have a good voice.

*stands up and shuffles feet a bit*

I think these guys are actually quite good

I think they should do instrumentals.

Good vocals by Jamie and Josh

Well this little lot sound like the best bet now

They're not bad, Kaffs.

I don't know their names, but the two in the middle that did most of the singing are good singers I think

They are Kaffs

"Amayyyyyyyyyyzing"

Tulisa, you utter buffoon

is that the two in the middle?