I'm sure you haven't.    maybe your granny can explain..

I'm raising my eyebrows here..

And please give him a wig

jahmene... this would be a good time for my chinese to arrive

i want to take a black marker to his forehead - give him a fringe or something.

His best so far   

Good as always but not great...too many tricks and flicks with his vocals.

No doubt the lad can really sing, but can't take to him, really hasn't got that 'X factor' for me

And a neck.

Oh shuddup Nicole

Tulisa = Delia Smith

Oh what the hell, let's throw in a personality too

What is it with Dermot rubbing his head?

Purley queen more like.

Why

she gets on my norks -

If they're going to be in heaven, I'm happily off to burn in hell

Gordon Bennett.

Tulisa looks very dated to me

Gary has become so obnoxious

Nicole on the chemicals again

see you there! 

He's become a right misery guts.

Barlow is actually right... the group lacks personality. And for any boy or girlband to be a success, personality comes first. Don't think it helps being just a three.

Dunno - a girl cuts her hair and she's Delia or Gloria Hunniford to me

I know what Nicole is going through, I get emotional when I see someone spill their beer on the floor.

yes he has but seems to have lost the edge as  a judge as well - the others seem to gang up on him

You been on the vino?

I get the impression, he'd rather not be there.

I see you as a Gloria type Yoghurt

yes so do i yogi - can't see him doing it again

Not the obvious song choice, let's hope she pulls it off.

Oh and shuddup with all the girl stuff, it could backfire

Ella should win this

she has a lovely voice

I'm a brunette.

This is the first X factor in ages I've actively liked someone as opposed to backing the best of a bad bunch.  I love Ella.