Do you think they've put Christopher on first, in the hope that the voters will have forgotten about him by the end of the show?

At least we're getting this twonk out the way first.

I do hope so.

this is awful

Give me a gun... he'll not be standing any longer.

Kaffs...the dancers have nicked some of those go faster stripes from the Strictly wardrobe

I'm no fan of this guy either... but never understood the hatred. There's far bloody worse

I like Christopher

This is BAD

Well spotted!  

Once they polish out the rough edges this guy's gonna be global  

thought I would but he seems a bit two faced

Ya reckon?

She looks gorgeous

No 

Baloney can't release an album - unless K-tel are still in business

but aren't they supposed to be singing other peeps songs

Awwww, can't help but feel sorry for him

If the rumours are true that Chris is leading the voting each week, then the judges have to be very careful about bashing him - his fans will simply vote more and he could end up winning.

Yep.

love it!

Really - how?

He's a masterclass in spoof though.

Chris shocked me too, I didn't think he could be that bad.

That's EXACTLY what I thought Yogi

you are sounding like baz

You're showing your age - I've never heard of K-tel.

don't know really - i suppose its the stuff in the press - there is just something about him I cannot take to

I spend too much time posting with her, she's a bad influence.

neither have I

Please Jahmene, no vocal gymnastics tonight.

not keen on jaheme either