what a load of bollox

Distress3 have just saved Rylan from going this week.

jahmene's hair irritates me only slightly less than Louis Smith's does

NO Jahmene, it's really not unbelievable that you were working in a supermarket a few weeks ago...and you'll be working there again very soon.

Hope there`s no vocal acrobatics from Jahmene this week.

when was this number one and who for?

sadly we're both disappointed.    I just don't get the hype over him

Started off well then lost it, as usual. 

That could have been beautiful if he hadn't over complicated it.

oh l louis stop talking shoite

Very good  

Even the kitchen sink  

I still don't know the song

NO NO NO Louis...he was not as good as Ella.

TOO many vocal gymnastics for me.

i wish simon cowell was back

I applaud Gary's use of the phrase 'you killed it'    I don't think he meant it the way i did though.

me too

Too much warbling and twirling....and his hair scares me

are the judges and me listening to different singers?

Thank you!!!   I've gone on about his hair for weeks - it looks airbrushed.

His lack of neck scares me.

lol

im being really horrible about the x factor

If Jah...head is better than Ella to them then yes, they are clearly hearing something else.

surely you mean hairbrushed

that was awful

sorry

  it was.. but I laughed anyway 

Here it comes, the Paul O'Grady tribute act himself.

Good fun isn't it.     Go on... really let rip about Christopher 

Nor me. Good enough voice but he fails every single time at his soul ad libs. 

i shall await his 'act'

My eyes are closed.

I`m in the clubbie around the corner.

This is worse than Rylan  

And that ain't easy.

You can see the metallic ribbon curtain behind him eh?     Now stop talking, the bingo's on.

singing like that no wonder youre all by your f*cking self

attaboy! 

he should go back on the cruise ships.

and someone should take the plug out.

You're on a roll tonight.

I thought that was okay, much better than some of the others