hah! Here, have this bib  

I'd be mightily p'd off if my future depended on advice from this lot!  

Gary Barlow ..................not nice - Tulisa was rightly offended there. He knew she was right and that was all he could come up with 

I think the last few weeks they've all been getting abit personal.. and Gary's been copping most of it. But yeah that was a bit shady.

Thank you.

Can I have a go with one of those canes?

(she says, sparking up another menthol ) 

Hahhh, and the next song.. every breath you take !

For a minute, I though they were wearing longjohns.

Jeez...Walsh is selling them down the river  

oohh, they're a bit rubbishy!

Depends what you're going to do with it.

I'm waiting for them to break into 'Me old bamboo'

ClockWork Orange - those pre-pubesents aint gotta clue

shut the little feckers up?

Not half.

As long as you make the cane disappear, yes 

They're about as menacing as a feather duster.  Clockwork Orange my @rse.

In that case, go for it!

Chas and Dave stylee medley! 

they need to dump louis and have us as mentors!

If only!  I'd be happy with a bit of Chas 'n Dave  

That was what I was thinking...what a mess they were

Yes!! !  

all those blind teddy bears out there...

Is it Gary and Tulisa?

That'd be worth watching 

My money's on tulisa any day.

"Every Tulisa breath you take"

And behind the stage later on when Tulisa gets her yellow fingers on Gary.

here we go... noises only dogs can hear.

Here's the wee man  

Oh Samuel.... 

Hot damn!  It's Samuel Cool Man jackson 

I really like this guy

You may be surprised to find I don't.        he can do some bits ok, but he's a male Leona Lewis.

Not liking this.

Performance of the night for me

That there young lad is my favourite by far.

No props, no faffing, no gyrations to distract - that'll do for me kiddo

Didn't quite work  

Roberta