Melanie`s voice is old hat.

She`s got a right wrinkly brew too.

Pretty girl. Voice is a bit nasally though.

Who's Melanie - the one trapped in the 70s?

Nae botox then?

Think so..the blondish one

Oh triggs!!! Good spot!

Oooh Triggs, I looked! He's quite tasty.

The Janis Joplin wannabe?  She'd have gone down a storm in the big club.

I love this song.

Its a gift Kaffy! 

 Cellotape does the trick...for 5 minutes 

Might be a bit sair when ye rip it aff!

Yes. That made me burst out laughing!

See you showbiz types.. you know all the tricks!

Yum yum Yogi!

So many acts that I hate, not many im favouring so far.

 I`ve got the scars to prove it  

Dearie me...

Hubba hubba!

I can`t speel tonight

Spell

Brave - Jason Mraz one of my favourite artists

She didn`t do it....

Nerves got the better of her.

I've not got anyone I'm really rooting for either

Behave you twa  

Ah cannae!

Think so too but just didn`t cut it really.

I think you're right.

Gary is looking good tonight.

Without you please.

What a load of....

Jesus, what is it with the women in the audience, clutching their hands to their hearts as he sings, like they've never seen a bloke before. lol

 Mwcb

Why are talking all American like?

I like the two dark-haired guys.

tulisa's hair is making me feel irrational

what's with this specky guy?

Mwob  

Like you want to take a pair of shears to it?

I like Leanne... 

then she sung Whitney