He's morphed into Mariah: high notes and way too much warble.

I wish he'd sing like he did in the earlier stages

You know why you're in the final Jahmene.... cos you used your sob story to great advantage.

And jumped on...so it's not q live then?

I think we started watching the one week he didn't warble Cos

Good lawd Tulissa

Tuck 'em away

And loosen those seams.  Dress is pulling woefully at the front there.

Ahh well, perhaps it's this season's version of chicken fillets?  Just pull the dress too tight and Boobs yer uncle answer.

Lamb?  There's the Welsh vote for ya 

he's a ham lamb shanker alright...

I really, really don't think I can bear to watch/listen to him. His voice grates on me.

How thick is Maloney?

On top of the world?  That was the Mersey, son.

hehe

How come I can listen to John Bishop and not mind... but listening to Maloney makes me want to cut my ears off?

papers said today - chris's return was staged

Notice how Chris's workmates have brusing around their necks.

Nat King Cole?  She needs locking up 

How awful is this??!!

W-e-r-k mates

NOOOO, I dont believe it, you mean the work staff were paid double bubble to pretend to support him.?

cringetastic

Ha!  Look you mad people who ordered Chinese for supper - THAT'S what you call a great spread...volly vonts and a plate of chipolatas 

Errrrrrrrrrrrm - on a scale of 1 - 10 ...................23!

He's "On top of the world"... you're on the River Mersey mate.

Actually I'm having a bit of a hard day on my diet ........................I was salivating.

Im surprised that when he opened the door it wasn't just  his nan was standing there with a plate of mini pork pies and a party hat.

Oh please... do the dance.....

I've not ordered yet - shall I add some extra noodles?

Had to laugh that he acted shocked that Gary was at his nan's.... who'd been to Iceland to put a buffet on for him

Oooooooooooooooh please, please!

Aww, his wee nan did her best.

My sweet and sour was lovely.

It's so believeable.  I so AM on that cruise ship.  I've got seasickness and everyfink!

I've got Pork chop and salad when Mt woo gets in ..............boring but - I'm bliddy starving!

Bum Notes off the scale.  It's a triumph!

This guy's gutted - there's a new kid in town and his name's baloney.

Christ that was more awful than awful

Why is he not going back to Liverpool? Is he barred?

Thats right Chris, you've changed your life, you dont have to back up north anymore...you've escaped boy.

yep = got it in one

Sod it, i'm ****ing voting for him