Jess Clement would scam us all!.

Oh no, how awful that'd be if Jess Clement told you she'd give you a million quid to have sex with her, then once she's shagged you, she writes you a fake cheque signed by I.Steel.



That'd just be so awful wouldn't it Darlo?

Yes it would, scammed by Sue Windle, then facing Alex and Paul.

Well, it certainly doesn't guarantee happiness.

Look at Cashley and Cheryl.

I can't, they hurt my eyeballs..

You can say that now, but since Cheryl got rich, I bet there's been a lot more happiness than misery and once she's over this bad period she'll go on to have lots more happiness. More so than she would have if she hadn't found fame and fortune.





Money does bring happiness. There might be a slight fraction of misery during it at some point, but overall it makes for a happier life. If it doesn't then there's something wrong with the person.

actually, it's not. i've not always been as skint as i am now...but i've never been happier either

First it was KP all over the papers--- then Terry then the Coles---- FFS-- Am sick of of reading about their private lives... Soooooooooo much else with the deaths lately --- earthquakes etc; and all we get is front page news of these " Celebs"  who can't keep their dick in their pants for more than 1 night...

Having enough money to live on, takes away a huge amount of worry, but it doesn't buy happiness.
In fact, it can make it harder to find.

Totally disagree, but there you go.

I know for an absolute fact that if I won a million pounds tomorrow, the rest of my life would be much much happier. I'm not unhappy as I am, but I know that a seriously big amount of money would give me the opportunities to make the rest of my life much better, much more enjoyable, meaning happier.

ok

i'm pretty sure all the miserable rich people probably thought that too before they became rich

most the the most moany whingy people i know are rich

But you are happy already, so it wouldn't be buying you happiness, just more opportunities.

I'd say happiness comes from the relationships you make and money doesn't guarantee better relationships, just less worry about the bills.

But it would buy me happiness because it would make me more happy. Just like if Cheryl Tweedy asked me to marry her tomorrow, it'd give me more happiness than what I have now. It's the same with money.

I happen to be reasonably happy at this moment, but I'd be a thousand times more happy with a million quid. If I was miserable now, money would stop that misery and make me happy.

Money does not make you happy. You might be able to buy more useless thing's. If you were sad before you will still be sad. People make you happy.

Really?.....You watching soaps and fantasising about a married woman is your idea of happy....I am shocked.!!!

^^

How much cheaper?

And as much as it breaks my heart to say it...I can sort of agree with Crusty Nuts (I did say sort of).

I think it depends on what type of person you are as to how much effect money has on you or your happiness. If bills and financial restraints are your main worry in life then of course an opportunity to be debt free for ever is going to make all the difference to you. If you are sad for other reasons then it wont.

I'm quite money orientated and like the lifestyle it can bring.I've had times where I've had money and times where I've been totally skint. Have managed to get accustomed to the poor times but having money in my pocket is definitely better. Having someone in your life to share the highs and lows with is priceless though.

ok..maybe no that big hairy fecker or Bastion the massive centre...but that wee scrum half ooo lala.

A million quid kisseda...imagine that, how many harveters could you get wi that ?

Poke Harvester

I quite agree anyway...just point me in the right direction and then show me the money

I would happily bleed from the bottom for a month for that kind of dosh.

Gawd if thats all yer after I'll kick you in the pants for a fiver

No you won't.

I would, Im good like that me....anything to oblige...

Absolutely not My relationship with B is worth far more than £1 million to me

Depends who it was with.

For a million? What about a billion? How picky are you now?  

Personally I have to say - having been single for most of the noughties and so far into the tweenies - hell yes. It'd be a win win.

Well, if it was anyone reasonable and not previously known to me, then maybe. But say it was my minging boss? Or someone else hideously ugly and unshaggable?
In that case, I could only do it if I was out cold first - either dead drunk or anaesthetised.

yes/no/maybe  absolutely not  

So, you wouldn't accept money?

What if it was with someone really awful? And they weren't just after a quick one-two, but wanted you for the whole night, to take their time, in every possible way?

Only if it was clean 

if truth be told ........... i think i would .  i'm single and not hurting anyone  ,  i'm sure it will never happen though *shit *    stop building my hopes up

Tell you what madamski...we'll both keep our eyes peeled, if the opportunity comes up, one can tell the other....twos up for one evening and split the mill, whaddya say?

ok your on

I would, yes, yes, yes.
Infact, if they could teach Mr Veg something, they can have him for free.

Someone like John McCririck....ewwwwwww.......

Oh, for him I might make an exception.