Only if it was a thick juicy one.
Preferably a Cumberland ring!
Preferably a Cumberland ring!
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Id stab it with a fork and make my mark 
are we talking cooked or raw? 
Either, but just be aware when they are cooked they can spit!
Originally Posted by Cinds:
Either, but just be aware when they are cooked they can spit!
I've deleted my answer 
A few years ago I lost a fight with some frozen sausages, I ended up with 4 stitches!
Probably for the best Ann!
Sweet I've tussled with a sausage or two in my time, but it's never resulted in stitches *eek*
BB2
Meanwhile in the Big Brother house the stress was beginning to show as hairdresser Helen threatened to storm out when Brian and Bubble played a practical joke on her.
The pair stole a sausage from her plate as she sat down to dinner and hid it under Bubble's mashed potato.
The normally bubbly blonde failed to see the funny side and threatened to leave before the pair owned up.
A game of hide the sausage with two men, wow Helen!
Lol
I've asked several women to fight over my sausage
Originally Posted by Cinds:
Either, but just be aware when they are cooked they can spit!
I like the juicy ones that dribble down your chin.
I shake my head at some people's filth on here 
Sau-sa-ges... always reminds me of That's Life!
Originally Posted by slimfern:
Originally Posted by Cold Sweat:
Sau-sa-ges... always reminds me of Oh well..That's Life!
As in..your reflection makes you think that ?
Yes... something along those lines.
Originally Posted by slimfern:
Originally Posted by Cold Sweat:
Originally Posted by slimfern:
Originally Posted by Cold Sweat:
Sau-sa-ges... always reminds me of Oh well..That's Life!
As in..your reflection makes you think that ?
Yes... something along those lines.
I remember the "sausages" doggie too
Just a shame that it wasn't an actual sausage dog (Basset hound)!
Originally Posted by Roxan:
Originally Posted by Cinds:
Either, but just be aware when they are cooked they can spit!
I like the juicy ones that dribble down your chin.
Dribble down the chin? I'm far too greedy to waste a drop.
I've yet to find a veggie banger I'd fight over 
I would never fight over a sausage with no meat to it.
<---- get it!!!!! 