You don't mean Dave do you?

I'm on opiates for pain relief and tomorrow (or later today) I'm getting morphine patches which apparently are the daddy of opiate pain relief. If what you say is true I'll be so chilled I'll be virtually horizontal. Woo hooo!

well be glad you're not the masses or all you'd get is religion.

Easier to self administer than a volterol suppository

I am massive the masses

ha ha ha.   poor you.

Don't forget to watch out for them geezers!  

I wonder if Dusty ever had a beard

Karl, you should do a beard wearers poll.

You, Darwin, Che, Santa...

Or just face hair in general then you could include Michael Eavis, Seth from Emmerdale and Amish men... ooooh or Magnum PI.

Beards are the best.

I can imagine nothing which would make Dave any less annoying.