quote:

Originally posted by charmer:
its MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

OH bought me new mobile phone today cos i broke the screen on my other one
i was really chuffed-its a nokia 6500 slide
so ive been pissing about with it all day on my other PC-putting themes and stuff on it
she's been moody today, she said she didnt feel good
she went to her mates earlier-bought me a couple of bottles of wine and some fags, and went off
i thought 'this is nice!'

her mate has just text me on my brand new phone to say its our 5th anniversary today!
i forgot
I FORGOT!

quote:

Originally posted by charmer:
its MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

OH bought me new mobile phone today cos i broke the screen on my other one
i was really chuffed-its a nokia 6500 slide
so ive been pissing about with it all day on my other PC-putting themes and stuff on it
she's been moody today, she said she didnt feel good
she went to her mates earlier-bought me a couple of bottles of wine and some fags, and went off
i thought 'this is nice!'

her mate has just text me on my brand new phone to say its our 5th anniversary today!
i forgot
I FORGOT!

quote:

Originally posted by charmer:
its MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

OH bought me new mobile phone today cos i broke the screen on my other one
i was really chuffed-its a nokia 6500 slide
so ive been pissing about with it all day on my other PC-putting themes and stuff on it
she's been moody today, she said she didnt feel good
she went to her mates earlier-bought me a couple of bottles of wine and some fags, and went off
i thought 'this is nice!'

her mate has just text me on my brand new phone to say its our 5th anniversary today!
i forgot
I FORGOT!

quote:

Originally posted by charmer:
i thought we met on bank holiday weekend-which i thought was next week-so i did know-i just got a bit mixed up
shit

quote:

Originally posted by charmer:
hang on it gets better/worse
her mate just text me to say a blondie tribute band is playing tomorrow (blondie is my all time favourite band) and its tickets only-my OH bought tickets cos she knows blondie arent playing in the UK this year
shit-twice

quote:

Originally posted by Scotty:
Oops

You`re good at writing. What about a grovelling poem?

quote:

Originally posted by queenshaks:
The Forgotten Anniversary

Ron was in big trouble with his wife. He forgot his anniversary. Naturally his wife was livid. She told him, "Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds!! AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"

The next morning Ron got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Ron has been missing since Friday.



Am not helping am I...

quote:

Originally posted by queenshaks:
The Forgotten Anniversary

Ron was in big trouble with his wife. He forgot his anniversary. Naturally his wife was livid. She told him, "Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds!! AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"

The next morning Ron got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Ron has been missing since Friday.



Am not helping am I...

quote:

Originally posted by Daniel J*:
Gah, when will women realise that men don't care that much about anniversaries and stuff.

Send her a Happy Anniversary one of these:

quote:

Originally posted by Daniel J*:
Gah, when will women realise that men don't care that much about anniversaries and stuff.

quote:

Originally posted by Daniel J*:
Gah, when will women realise that men don't care that much about anniversaries and stuff.

Send her a Happy Anniversary one of these: