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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
i'm in a bad mood......i spent 4 hours last night being a shoulder to cry on for a mate who for the millionth time has dumped her other half....he's a complete control freak and she always goes back to him......

last night she showed me the txt he sent her which said....'you're a lowlife piece of scum..i hate you,and you and your son can go and rot in your life of poverty you pathetic piece of shit'....

i told her she deserved better...she was positive and upbeat and she was going to do it this time.....

except i've just got a txt saying...'gone home to andy cos he phoned me and said sorry'....

arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh.......

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Originally posted by skive:

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
i'm in a bad mood......i spent 4 hours last night being a shoulder to cry on for a mate who for the millionth time has dumped her other half....he's a complete control freak and she always goes back to him......

last night she showed me the txt he sent her which said....'you're a lowlife piece of scum..i hate you,and you and your son can go and rot in your life of poverty you pathetic piece of shit'....

i told her she deserved better...she was positive and upbeat and she was going to do it this time.....

except i've just got a txt saying...'gone home to andy cos he phoned me and said sorry'....

arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh.......

Bloody hell is the woman insane! That's the most awful thing I've ever read!

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Originally posted by CaptVimes:
***skips through thread spraying it with positivity and adorning it with fluffy bunnies and one of those bowls with smelly things in it***

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Originally posted by Mazzystar:

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Originally posted by Little Miss Spurs:

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Originally posted by Mazzystar:

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Originally posted by Little Miss Spurs:
Ive been called into work to do a shift Sunday morning The kids are driving me insane with the mess (Why are my lot more messy now than when they were toddlers? ) Im gonna have to come off the forum at 3 to do yet MORE housework, then when my girls get back from London, they'll just destroy it all again! AND our Spurs membership packs for the coming season have still NOT arrived and it all starts this weekend, so Ive got to now chase that up! Yep, I'll join you Skive!

*Joins fellow spurs fan in moaning about messy kids*

They get worse as they get older from dropping wet towels everywhere(should be greatful they shower mind) to plates all over the shop,to grated cheese on the kitchen floor

I stood and cleaned all my kitchen and all the worktops (again) the other day. Then, my daughter cut herself a lump from a big, crusty, seedy french stick... She pushed all the crumbs/seeds to the edge of the worktop and then...swept it straight onto my newly mopped floor!!!!!! I stood there and watched! expecting her to put it in her hand and then the bin!; Then theres the fake tan the same daughter will INSIST on plastering herself with; AND the towels, her bedsheets, the sink, etc etc!! I could go on and on and on!!!

We may as well go and open a hotel,LMS.We might get better tips

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Originally posted by CaptVimes:
***skips through thread spraying it with positivity and adorning it with fluffy bunnies and one of those bowls with smelly things in it***

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Originally posted by Little Miss Spurs:

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Originally posted by CaptVimes:
***skips through thread spraying it with positivity and adorning it with fluffy bunnies and one of those bowls with smelly things in it***

Pot Pourri?! I have a bowl in my toilet on the shelf...unfortunately, it doesnt solve the problems of teenagers, especially the female variety, who for some reason, in my experience are so much more hard work than boys at the same age

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Originally posted by DanceSettee:
poor skive

at times like this, sometimes an emergency kitten is necessary

This one is superstrength for the hardest of hearts ...hope it helps

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Originally posted by Mazzystar:

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Originally posted by Little Miss Spurs:

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Originally posted by CaptVimes:
***skips through thread spraying it with positivity and adorning it with fluffy bunnies and one of those bowls with smelly things in it***

Pot Pourri?! I have a bowl in my toilet on the shelf...unfortunately, it doesnt solve the problems of teenagers, especially the female variety, who for some reason, in my experience are so much more hard work than boys at the same age

Get out of my head LMS!!!Are you me??

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
oh he's a nasty piece of work.....he's violent,controlling.....he kicked off a while back at her dads 70th birthday party....punched this lad and then stamped on his head repeatedly...she then washed his blood stained clothes and trainers cos he demanded she do it....and when he got arrested he denied he'd done it and blamed her eldest lad....then she was arrested for perverting the course of justice by washing his stuff....

he's a lovely bloke.....another txt he sent her last night told her 'she wasn't up to standard..and he was moving a new 'bird' in'.....

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Originally posted by Joods:


I'm joining you too! My husband was made redundant and in his line of work it takes three months from being accepted for a job to actually starting work so we'll be under each other's feet for a while yet!

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Originally posted by skive:

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
oh he's a nasty piece of work.....he's violent,controlling.....he kicked off a while back at her dads 70th birthday party....punched this lad and then stamped on his head repeatedly...she then washed his blood stained clothes and trainers cos he demanded she do it....and when he got arrested he denied he'd done it and blamed her eldest lad....then she was arrested for perverting the course of justice by washing his stuff....

he's a lovely bloke.....another txt he sent her last night told her 'she wasn't up to standard..and he was moving a new 'bird' in'.....

Wow what a pissflap! Can't we have a forum whip round and pay someone to have him 'dealt with'?

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Originally posted by Mazzystar:

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Originally posted by Blizzie:
*** goes off to find a bigger 'negative box' - much bigger ***

I'm looking at your aura Blizzie *tuts*

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
he 'deals' with ppl....... ....he's a real nasty bit of work....

anyway....soz for whinging in yer fred......hope you feel better soon xxx.......

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Originally posted by evviva!:
A non-patronising ----> for skive & anyone else feeling like shite today.

FWIW I'm having a day from hell too. Life can just suck sometimes.........

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Originally posted by skive:

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Originally posted by evviva!:
A non-patronising ----> for skive & anyone else feeling like shite today.

FWIW I'm having a day from hell too. Life can just suck sometimes.........

right back at ya! I offically declare today is shit day.

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Originally posted by skive:

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Originally posted by evviva!:
A non-patronising ----> for skive & anyone else feeling like shite today.

FWIW I'm having a day from hell too. Life can just suck sometimes.........

right back at ya! I offically declare today is shit day.

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Originally posted by evviva!:
Ooooh! I didn't want to snaffle just there! My post makes no sense now

Even THAT'S gone shite for me!

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Originally posted by demonickitten:
*Moves away from all the negative people*

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Originally posted by evviva!:

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Originally posted by demonickitten:
*Moves away from all the negative people*

noooooooooo Bea DK!

Waft some of your feelgood vibes/aura/chakrarzz around here

Deman keeps taking a dump.......

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Originally posted by skive:


Why can't everyone just bugger off and leave me alone to enjoy the peace and quiet I've worked so bloody hard all year for?

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Originally posted by SazBomb:
has skive gone off to kill someone?

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Originally posted by queenshaks:
I'm in a good mood...for a change.



Am not in the right thread....am I?

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Originally posted by Dame_Ann_Average:

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Originally posted by skive:


Why can't everyone just bugger off and leave me alone to enjoy the peace and quiet I've worked so bloody hard all year for?

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Originally posted by skive:
Go take your good mood and walk --------> that way!

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Originally posted by SazBomb:

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Originally posted by skive:
Go take your good mood and walk --------> that way!

Do I have to leave too?

See this is one of the many reasons I dont bother with fake tan Skive, its just more hassle than its worth.. and the maintenance?!

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Originally posted by skive:
Me, I'm staying pale and interesting.

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Originally posted by SazBomb:

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Originally posted by skive:
Me, I'm staying pale and interesting.

me too Although B says I'm not pale... just white. I swear that boy is blind Mind you, even with those holiday skin gradual thingumies, I still end up looking like I've been tangoed

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Originally posted by SazBomb:
As for the forum elders - Leccy and Watty have met him a few others did to, but only briefly, and in a drunken state

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Originally posted by skive:


Go take your good mood and walk --------> that way!