I woke up like it. 
Everything is irritating the hell out of me today.
My friend sent me a stupid 'scam warning' text at 7am and woke me up. It later took me all of 5 secs of googling to find out it's a hoax. Why do people send those bloody things on by text/email/facebook when it's so bleeding obvious it's a hoax?
Then the cat wouldn't bloody stay still on the bed and let me lie in. I kicked him off at least 5 times and he kept sneaking back on and then fidgeting around washing himself.
Then I got in my car to go the shop and had to piss around re-adjusting the seat for ages because OH borrowed it yesterday and moved it all around.
Then the man in front of me at the coop counted out his money in friggin pennies for 5 mins. Why is there always a bloody queue when I only want to buy tobacco and bread?
Then the friend I agreed to let stay with me 'for about a month' in May and is still bloody here, popped home for lunch to kick me off the computer so she could send a shouty email to her soon to be ex husband about the bloody dog and then whined at me about it for 10 minutes.
Why can't everyone just bugger off and leave me alone to enjoy the peace and quiet I've worked so bloody hard all year for?

Everything is irritating the hell out of me today.
My friend sent me a stupid 'scam warning' text at 7am and woke me up. It later took me all of 5 secs of googling to find out it's a hoax. Why do people send those bloody things on by text/email/facebook when it's so bleeding obvious it's a hoax?

Then the cat wouldn't bloody stay still on the bed and let me lie in. I kicked him off at least 5 times and he kept sneaking back on and then fidgeting around washing himself.

Then I got in my car to go the shop and had to piss around re-adjusting the seat for ages because OH borrowed it yesterday and moved it all around.

Then the man in front of me at the coop counted out his money in friggin pennies for 5 mins. Why is there always a bloody queue when I only want to buy tobacco and bread?

Then the friend I agreed to let stay with me 'for about a month' in May and is still bloody here, popped home for lunch to kick me off the computer so she could send a shouty email to her soon to be ex husband about the bloody dog and then whined at me about it for 10 minutes.

Why can't everyone just bugger off and leave me alone to enjoy the peace and quiet I've worked so bloody hard all year for?
