Worst Chatup lines....

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SazBombMember

quote:
Originally posted by Twiglet:
someone i know went into the bookies, he fancied the girl who works there.
He got a betting slip and wrote on it
" 10/1 ill nail you before the weekend"
then put his phone number, he gave it to her and left

she called him and they went out

5/7/091:27 AM

Lady PMember

How do you like your eggs in the morning?

5/7/091:55 AM

ScrumtumMember

quote:
Originally posted by pretty~cocoa~eyes:
By the way do you like the stanky leg song? Its my ringtone

never heard of it?! WOW i need to fix upppp.... goes to check...

5/9/0912:10 PM

ScrumtumMember

OMG just hollerrrrrrred.

girl i thought u didnt like snap music?! HAHAAAAAA its soulja issh tho... not a fan of the dance, id do the migrane skank ova that... n thats tripe too, but if I had to choooooose...
*laff laff*

5/9/0912:13 PM

faerykelstarMember

One guy once said to me...

"It's amazing how good you look in trainers."

5/9/0912:15 PM

faerykelstarMember

quote:
Originally posted by nothingspecial:
"Nice arse. Can I wear it as a hat?"

Noooo, seriously??!

5/9/0912:15 PM

prettycocoaeyesMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by Scrumtum:
OMG just hollerrrrrrred.

girl i thought u didnt like snap music?! HAHAAAAAA its soulja issh tho... not a fan of the dance, id do the migrane skank ova that... n thats tripe too, but if I had to choooooose...
*laff laff*

I do like snap music but some of them are just too bad... This one is bad but catchy at the sametime

5/9/091:10 PM

ScrumtumMember

talking of snap... what happened to teddy?! aint heard nowt from him recently... well nowt thats worthy of pumpin full blast!

LOL!

5/9/091:52 PM

prettycocoaeyesMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by Scrumtum:
talking of snap... what happened to teddy?! aint heard nowt from him recently... well nowt thats worthy of pumpin full blast!

LOL!

Teddy who? Dang must be out of the loop

5/9/092:58 PM

ScrumtumMember

teddypinedherazzdown... AKA T-Pain

*laff laff*

5/10/098:10 AM

elmos friendMember

nice outfit

would look better on my bedroom floor

5/10/0910:35 AM

LaceyMember

This sleazer once said to me, "you are more beautiful than the hanging Gardens of Babylon, please let me be the man to leave tonight with one of the wonders of the world".

I'm still with him 4 years later.

5/10/0911:11 AM

prettycocoaeyesMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by Scrumtum:
teddypinedherazzdown... AKA T-Pain

*laff laff*

Oh him I like him but the vocoder/voice machine is getting played out now...

5/11/096:17 AM

TrollopMember

Appologies in advance but I am quoting verbatim...

'God I bet you have a cock like a microwave'

He was so pissed I finally found out he meant microphone!! I still wasnt flattered...

5/11/096:25 AM

LeccyMember

OH I though you pinged when you were done

5/11/096:40 AM

TrollopMember

quote:
Originally posted by electric6:
OH I though you pinged when you were done

No but it makes a mean bacon buttie

5/11/096:44 AM

LeccyMember

You have the most special penis ever

5/11/096:59 AM

TrollopMember

quote:
Originally posted by electric6:
You have the most special penis ever

It does a ready meal in 3 minutes!

5/11/097:10 AM

MazzystarMember

You must be tired cos you've been running through my mind all night.
BLEH!

5/11/097:12 AM

TweetyMember

"Is that your natural hair colour?"
"Erm yeah"
"Can I find out if the drapes match the carpet"

5/11/097:58 AM

MazzystarMember

Worst one I had
"Can I have a photo of you"
"why?"
"I'd like to put it beside my bed so I can see you when I wake up."
"Oh.Thats nice"
"Yes.I need something to look at while I'm bashing one out"

Needless to say he didnt get the picture

5/11/098:08 AM

TweetyMember

LMAO

quote:
Originally posted by Mazzystar:
Worst one I had
"Can I have a photo of you"
"why?"
"I'd like to put it beside my bed so I can see you when I wake up."
"Oh.Thats nice"
"Yes.I need something to look at while I'm bashing one out"

Needless to say he didnt get the picture

5/11/098:09 AM

MazzystarMember

quote:
Originally posted by Tweety:
LMAO

quote:
Originally posted by Mazzystar:
Worst one I had
"Can I have a photo of you"
"why?"
"I'd like to put it beside my bed so I can see you when I wake up."
"Oh.Thats nice"
"Yes.I need something to look at while I'm bashing one out"

Needless to say he didnt get the picture

Then he said
"Dont worry.I'll put it in a frame so it doesnt get splashed!"

5/11/098:15 AM

TweetyMember

5/11/098:47 AM

SazBombMember

oh thats made me feel a bit ill Mazzy

5/11/098:53 AM

ScrumtumMember

that is vileeeeeeee mazzy... goddamnnnnn but at least he was honest!

5/12/0912:30 PM

LeccyMember

I like it

5/12/0912:31 PM

Russell teh Muscle (Guest)

if you was a boggie, I'd pick you first

5/12/0912:34 PM

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