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quote:Originally posted by atomrose:
Grab your coat, you've pulled.
and they went out 
quote:Originally posted by Twiglet:
someone i know went into the bookies, he fancied the girl who works there.
He got a betting slip and wrote on it
" 10/1 ill nail you before the weekend"
then put his phone number, he gave it to her and left
she called him
This is what I mean buy Romance is deadquote:Originally posted by Tilly_Floss:
a lad said this to me in work... 'hiya gorgeous can i facebook ya?' I laughed.
quote:Originally posted by angelicarwen:
No one ever chats me up
It aint all that really 
Thats a go-getter right therequote:Originally posted by Twiglet:
someone i know went into the bookies, he fancied the girl who works there.
He got a betting slip and wrote on it
" 10/1 ill nail you before the weekend"
then put his phone number, he gave it to her and left
she called him
quote:Originally posted by pretty~cocoa~eyes:
Excuse me do I know you from somewhere..
Did it hurt when you fell down from heaven..
How about you guys? what cringeworthy lines have you heard?
quote:Originally posted by pretty~cocoa~eyes:quote:Originally posted by angelicarwen:
No one ever chats me up
quote:Originally posted by Twiglet:
someone i know went into the bookies, he fancied the girl who works there.
He got a betting slip and wrote on it
" 10/1 ill nail you before the weekend"
then put his phone number, he gave it to her and left
she called him
Hello Bozziquote:Originally posted by bozzimacoo:quote:Originally posted by pretty~cocoa~eyes:
Excuse me do I know you from somewhere..
Did it hurt when you fell down from heaven..
How about you guys? what cringeworthy lines have you heard?
hi pretty
chat up line:
"if you let me get you pregnant, you can get free dental treatment!"
that line is hworrible 
The cheek of the manquote:Originally posted by JasmineJ:
"Let's get you out of those wet panties".
Ew.
*shawty get loose... baby do what u do let me see u let down ur hurrrrrrrrr*quote:Originally posted by pretty~cocoa~eyes:Thats a go-getter right therequote:Originally posted by Twiglet:
someone i know went into the bookies, he fancied the girl who works there.
He got a betting slip and wrote on it
" 10/1 ill nail you before the weekend"
then put his phone number, he gave it to her and left
she called him
is this like a double meaning?! LMAOOOOOOOO!quote:Originally posted by bozzimacoo:
"if you let me get you pregnant, you can get free dental treatment!"
Oh my daysquote:Originally posted by Scrumtum:
not a chat up like, but the lickin of lips thing wid the look and the hand on the chin like 'yea baby'. yukkkkkkk
one dude checked me once in a car sayin 'in a couple years ull be a dime'.
another 'dont worry im not a drug dealer'
The lip-licking makes me feel like a property ...did he poke ya tho?!quote:Originally posted by Tilly_Floss:
a lad said this to me in work... 'hiya gorgeous can i facebook ya?' I laughed.
was he slimy lookin?????????quote:Originally posted by JasmineJ:
"Let's get you out of those wet panties".
Ew.
OMG u ever seen free w!lly in cotton trackies?!quote:Originally posted by pretty~cocoa~eyes:
And crotch-grabbing is a no no
Hot stanky mess....quote:Originally posted by Scrumtum:OMG u ever seen free w!lly in cotton trackies?!quote:Originally posted by pretty~cocoa~eyes:
And crotch-grabbing is a no no
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW is all I can say!!!
Nicequote:Originally posted by Ms Golightly:
Ok, I like this one ... for me to say to the next eligible man I meet -
ME: "You look like my second husband"
HE: "How many times have you been married?"
ME: "Once ..."
I might try that...quote:Originally posted by Trix-ster:
Do you have a raisin?
No???
Oh how about a date?
quote:Originally posted by Aubrey D Dawg:
Wanna go halves on a bastard?
Dat was nawt da nicest one I have eber heard!
quote:Originally posted by *Punky*:
Do you have any Welsh in you?
No
Want some?
