There are quite a few for me but right up there in my top five has go to be 'Crimbo'. How does anyone come up with Crimbo from the word Christmas? It sounds utterly ridiculous. So yeah, just thought I'd share that 
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Happy Crimbo Prom
Hope you've having a good one Baz 
Con/Dem A buch of liars/turncoats. Makes my blood boil. 
A buch of liars/turncoats. Makes my blood boil.
Doily 
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LOL... why Doily , Issy
It makes me cringe - I have always hated it - it is a word that should be banned
I know - I am a loony
Doily does indeed sound quite stupid. For some reason I always hate when people refer to someone's hair as their 'barnet'. Why? Don't bother asking I haven't got a clue 
It just annoys me 
It just annoys me
Barnet Fair - hair...
Cockney rhyming slang
Cockney rhyming slang
There is no one word - just words that aren't said properly. Like ... we were at church yesterday and the 'youth pastor' (what the blinking hell is that then??) kept saying how 'exci'ed' he was about Christmas. I nearly marched up the aisle and shouted excited, it's bloody excited 
Nice Baz ... very nice 
How was your peace and quiet?
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the 'youth pastor' (what the blinking hell is that then??) kept saying how 'exci'ed' he was about Christmas. I nearly marched up the aisle and shouted excited, it's bloody excited
You too
I am stuffed to bursting, have had a couple of glasses of wine and am sat here watching Inception with the fam.
Except that I don't have a clue what's going on ... so I thought I would come on here
Have you (anyone) seen it? Give me a clue on inciteful comments that I can make to the family, so that they think I understand it
I am stuffed to bursting, have had a couple of glasses of wine and am sat here watching Inception with the fam.
Except that I don't have a clue what's going on ... so I thought I would come on here
Have you (anyone) seen it? Give me a clue on inciteful comments that I can make to the family, so that they think I understand it
Prom
Barring weddings and funerals I only ever do church on Christmas Eve. So I do rather insist that they speak properly
Gotta say though, it was a fabulous service
Barring weddings and funerals I only ever do church on Christmas Eve. So I do rather insist that they speak properly
Gotta say though, it was a fabulous service
Merry crimbo
You too Gyps
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Barring weddings and funerals I only ever do church on Christmas Eve. So I do rather insist that they speak properly
I'm not a grammar or spelling snob on the net unless it's someone trying to belittle someone else while having awful grammar themselves. In the real world though, it makes me grrrrrrr
I haven't seen Inception yet. I'll hopefully be watching it tomorrow so if you can reserve your comments to the family then we'll sort it all out. If I don't understand it either I'll cheat and look it up on the internet
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Merry crimbo
Re Inception - hubby has just fallen asleep - it's not looking good
We're watching Die Hard on C4+1. It's been an absolutely brilliant day
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We're watching Die Hard on C4+1. It's been an absolutely brilliant day
Echellente
Nice one Karma - it has indeedy
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Doily does indeed sound quite stupid. For some reason I always hate when people refer to someone's hair as their 'barnet'. Why? Don't bother asking I haven't got a clue It just annoys me
Oh shut yer cakehole and chill ya beans
gusset....it makes me cringe......i hate it!!
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Re Inception - hubby has just fallen asleep - it's not looking good
Inception - what a waste of two hours of my life!!! Huge disappointment! Pile of cack (in my & my daughters opinion)... Zaph found me a very good review on it, after I had watched it... it said something like "hearing about other peoples dreams is always boring... this is no different in Hollywood" 
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Oh shut yer cakehole and chill ya beans
Chilli beans. Yum. Er, sorry that was a bit random
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gusset....it makes me cringe......i hate it!!
Actually seeing you on here has reminded me of loads of words I hate. Arsenal, Tottenham, Liverpool, Manchester (when coupled with United) omg there's LOADS
Ditty - I have given up on it, and hubby has gone to bed - it was that good
Hi ferny - how's yer day been
Hi ferny - how's yer day been
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Inception - what a waste of two hours of my life!!!
People said that about 2012 and I loved it
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My favourite word is Bollox!
bollox is a great word!
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Actually seeing you on here has reminded me of loads of words I hate. Arsenal, Tottenham, Liverpool, Manchester (when coupled with United) omg there's LOADS
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My favourite word is Bollox! - not at anyone - but if I drop something it's always Bollox!
It definitely fits most bad situations. 95 per cent I'd say. The other 5 per cent usually involve a person in which case only one word works. It begins with C is all I'm going to say I hope you're listening Clegg
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People said that about 2012 and I loved it
My husband liked Inception... but then he was happy with Shutter Island too...
I like closure in my films!
Eaterie.
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People said that about 2012 and I loved it
The only watchable thing about 2012 was John yesIsowould Cusack and even then I didn't make it to the end of the film/
One word that makes me cringe is penis. Not written down but said out loud. Not that I frequent places where it's said out loud, but sometimes I hear it on the tele or in the hospital, oh shit you know what I mean!