I want to know what they talk about. Whittling? Coarse and fine sanding sheets?

Yes, I bet the person who founded that group is a chip off the old block.

We 'wood' all 'chip' in with our comments

All very 'grainy' conversations no doubt...'knot' very interesting I'll bet

We all saw that one coming.

 We could all march in singing Monty Python's "Lumberjack Song"

That is pure genius     PMSL

We seem to be 'carving' a great thread out of this though

stop it now - you silly beeches

Hey jd, good to see you, I've been 'pine-ing' for you

A splinter thread would be oakay!

I didn't know what to think when I "saw" it at the top of the main page.

 

Maybe we could 'branch' out in other directions too...

you're all barking mad

All comments noted and duly 'logged'

Not got a clue what you are on about, but i will join, "woodnt" like to miss out!!

Its 'plane' to see this is a funny thread

Wonder if they get excited about Queen Anne Legs and dovetail joints?
Load of tools, if you ask me.

I think we should awl join(er).

I'm really good at working a woody!

I bet things always dove-tail nicely.

I never 'saw' that one coming....

Lordy, we sound like a right bunch of 'planks'...

It doesn't auger well.

I 'mitre' been interested but it all looks a tad 'boring'.

jenny are you an actual carpenter ?  some excellent choices there

Well you know me, I like to go against the 'grain'.

I wood have thought that wood be quite plane!

Like talking to a plank really!

is the group all carved out

I'm so glad I 'joined' in this thread, it's 'plane-ely' keeping us amused 'chip-ping' in with our comments, maybe someone should write a 'b-log' on woodworking!

I mitre've  been, but someone saw that before me! I'm a bit over-excited, I'll clamp my mouth shut now!

I'm pining now

You think you've got problems? I've got a rasp(y) voice, and my nails are desperate for a file.

is anyone's user name geppetto ?

I nominate JdCoke for the best avatar ever...

...that is all

why thankyou ..... I nominate Jenny for the best puns in this thread   well played

why thank you jdcoke.
I won't say what your avatar looks like to me, cause it's rude.  but it doesn't look like a pair of boobs to my eyes!