I havent watched for a couple of days....I feel like I've missed summat good

Oh
My
God!

FFS what is that man on!  He annoys me so much.

less chit chat, no time, quick get in line.....free second virginities ...dave just said

*runs around too excited to focus Just runs a bit more ......*

yippppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

No thanks, losing it once was enough for me

I want one....then I shall definitely shove it on Ebay

Does his wife honsetly believe this shit too?

Does this mean I can be revirginised?

I want one!  I want one!


ooooh... I want to be all shiny & new again!!!


(as long as it doesn't involve any direct physical contact with Dave ... he doesn't refurb 'it' himself does he?)

wonder if i could get two.....get one then take it back as faulty the next day

ROLL UP, ROLL UP, COME GET YER HYMENS...ONE FREE WITH EVERY SIX PACK OF OUR LORD...

shes too pissed on the lord to know what day it is

*edit to say this was meant to quote leccy but i messed up the quote

I bet he's got shares in one of those hymen replacement surgery places

dave says so who are we to argue

You'd have to be to pop your cherry with Dave

And he's just rubbish in the sheets and needed an excuse on his wedding night

Laydeez, laydeez.
He's not getting them from God. Unless God owns a factory in China and is flogging them for 30 dollars each

why do they come in a cigar box?

BREAK OUT THE HOLY CLING FILM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Post coital smoke!

Buy One Get One Free in Tescos this week.

Feck me that Godka is long lasting

* stands in anticipation* 

I reckon she tops up the godka with gin though when hes not looking ...he thinks shes ever so devoted...shes wearing her bra the wrong way round and using shaving foam instead of moose and blissfully unaware

I don't want my virginity back! It was difficult enough losing it the first time!

i want mine back 

i don't want mine back either really...just wouldn't mind a few bibles up there...just to take up the slack

Where is the Q lol

Hahahahahahahahaha

its half way down the block word gets out fast ...

Is that so you can be a torn again christian?

and awwwchhhh

(tee hee )

Would that be nutty slack ?

born again virgin 

I believe you, thousands wouldn't

 sad but true

Bugsy Siegel, the famous American gangster, had a rather unusual name. His real name according to the IMDB website was :
Benjamin Hymen Siegelbaum