My friends, there appears to be a little confusion as to whether or not I am a reincarnation of Kris is Bliss, I assure you I am not, believe or disbelieve this as you will it is of no importance, But think on this, Kris is Bliss attacked you and called you idiots for not agreeing with him/her, I on the other hand have attacked no one, except those who asked for it, and i have not stooped to the level of calling anyone names, except the idiots, cretins and morons but surely you can forgive me this lapse of peasant like insulting behaviour on the grounds that i am always right and the epitomy of humility.
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Perhaps I should have made the post shorter, I dont think the attention span of the fm's can stretch to 5 lines.
Hello Kris is bliss.
who's kris 
quote:Originally posted by lil_lady:
who's kris
Evert, used to be a tennis player.
quote:Originally posted by Kris For President:
Perhaps I should have made the post shorter, I dont think the attention span of the fm's can stretch to 5 lines.
I'm amazed you could write more than 5 words.
quote:Originally posted by Heartache:quote:Originally posted by Kris For President:
Perhaps I should have made the post shorter, I dont think the attention span of the fm's can stretch to 5 lines.
I'm amazed you could write more than 5 words.
Ive been practicing.
I have composed a song called, Kris,
it is to be sung to Amazing Grace, i was wondering what you thought,
Kris Kris, Kris Kris, Kris Kris Kris Kris,
Kris Kris Kris Kris KRIS KRIS,
Kris Kris Kris Kris Kris Kris Kris Kris,
Kris Kris, Kris Kris,
Kris Kris,
I am in tears.
it is to be sung to Amazing Grace, i was wondering what you thought,
Kris Kris, Kris Kris, Kris Kris Kris Kris,
Kris Kris Kris Kris KRIS KRIS,
Kris Kris Kris Kris Kris Kris Kris Kris,
Kris Kris, Kris Kris,
Kris Kris,
I am in tears.
I see you changed your name then!
quote:Originally posted by wandawitch:
I see you changed your name then!
Yes Wanda, it used to be Rosemary, but now
its Jane.
I preferred your old name. 
quote:Originally posted by Senora Reyes:
I preferred your old name.
What, Roy!!!!!!
That was before my operation.
quote:Originally posted by Kris For President:quote:Originally posted by Senora Reyes:
I preferred your old name.
What, Roy!!!!!!
That was before my operation.
quote:Originally posted by Kris For President:
I have composed a song called, Kris,
it is to be sung to Amazing Grace, i was wondering what you thought,
Kris Kris, Kris Kris, Kris Kris Kris Kris,
Kris Kris Kris Kris KRIS KRIS,
Kris Kris Kris Kris Kris Kris Kris Kris,
Kris Kris, Kris Kris,
Kris Kris,
I am in tears.
Alternative lyrics:
Wanker, wanker, wanker, wanker.
Wanker, wanker, WANKER!!!!
Wanker, wanker, wanker, wanker.
Wanker, wanker,
WANKER!!!!
quote:Originally posted by ŅÏÎđâŅŅОÏηКŅÎģ:quote:Originally posted by Kris For President:
I have composed a song called, Kris,
it is to be sung to Amazing Grace, i was wondering what you thought,
Kris Kris, Kris Kris, Kris Kris Kris Kris,
Kris Kris Kris Kris KRIS KRIS,
Kris Kris Kris Kris Kris Kris Kris Kris,
Kris Kris, Kris Kris,
Kris Kris,
I am in tears.
Alternative lyrics:
Wanker, wanker, wanker, wanker.
Wanker, wanker, WANKER!!!!
Wanker, wanker, wanker, wanker.
Wanker, wanker,
WANKER!!!!
Yes, not bad Spider except for the spelling being a little adrift.
Kris speaks.
We listen.
We listen.
quote:Originally posted by ŅÏÎđâŅŅОÏηКŅÎģ:
Hello Kris is bliss.
ditto!!!
Hi Kriss-is-blissquote:Originally posted by Kris For President:
My friends, there appears to be a little confusion as to whether or not I am a reincarnation of Kris is Bliss, I assure you I am not, believe or disbelieve this as you will it is of no importance, But think on this, Kris is Bliss attacked you and called you idiots for not agreeing with him/her, I on the other hand have attacked no one, except those who asked for it, and i have not stooped to the level of calling anyone names, except the idiots, cretins and morons but surely you can forgive me this lapse of peasant like insulting behaviour on the grounds that i am always right and the epitomy of humility.
quote:Originally posted by ŅÏÎđâŅŅОÏηКŅÎģ:quote:Originally posted by Kris For President:
I have composed a song called, Kris,
it is to be sung to Amazing Grace, i was wondering what you thought,
Kris Kris, Kris Kris, Kris Kris Kris Kris,
Kris Kris Kris Kris KRIS KRIS,
Kris Kris Kris Kris Kris Kris Kris Kris,
Kris Kris, Kris Kris,
Kris Kris,
I am in tears.
Alternative lyrics:
Wanker, wanker, wanker, wanker.
Wanker, wanker, WANKER!!!!
Wanker, wanker, wanker, wanker.
Wanker, wanker,
WANKER!!!!
ROFL!
Its a strange world, who would have thought that the humble word 'wanker' could bring so many people together, and you have Wonderful Kris to thank for it.
Sung to the tune of Wonderful Copenhagen
Wonderful Wonderful Kriiiiiiiiiiis,
Wonderful Wonderful Kriiiiiiiiiiis.
Just an idea.
Wonderful Wonderful Kriiiiiiiiiiis,
Wonderful Wonderful Kriiiiiiiiiiis.
Just an idea.
Hello Kris is bliss you are too funny, keep it up
quote:Originally posted by pretty~cocoa~eyes:
Hello Kris is bliss you are too funny, keep it up
Why thank you Pretty Cocoa Eyes, and to think, its all due to Wonderful Kris, a hit for a miss,
ive gone all poetical.
I was about to go for a piss
when I saw a thread about Kris
I was going to give it a miss
but it turned out to be hilairyiss.
Sorry about the last line, short attention span
when I saw a thread about Kris
I was going to give it a miss
but it turned out to be hilairyiss.
Sorry about the last line, short attention span
quote:Originally posted by captain marbles:
I was about to go for a piss
when I saw a thread about Kris
I was going to give it a miss
but it turned out to be hilairyiss.
Sorry about the last line, short attention span
Thats fine Cap, and this really does go to prove that poetry can be annihilated by just about anyone with minimal effort, keep up the good work.