hahaha

i think uou will find  this is other way around 

Football invented women? Hmm...interesting theory but can't really see where you're coming from I have to admit.

That's hilarious 

men obviously invented it...it's the only time they can get to kiss other guys and share a nice bath together without social censure


oh...and get over it  it's only a game

i didnt mean  football   , i meant ( a man)  made made me suicidial   i'm ok now 

If we really wanted to hurt  you ,we would have you give birth

i was just saying opposite wot u said  lol men can drive women to the brink too ... dincha know 

 

I'd say I'm sorry I'm washing my hair on that day.

Thanks!  It is indeed a gift  

Good lord they couldn't cope with that   Look at the fuss the wimpy buggers make when trip over a ball

hahahahahaha 

Are you implying that Italians, Spanish and Argentinians who fall over when a blade of grass disturbs their momentum are wimpy? Perish the thought.

Football came abuot because men were looking for a reason not to get stuck in and work.
The first footballs were inflated pig bladders and since the pig was traditionally killed in autumn that's when the footie season kicked off and lasted as long as the pigs bladder did. In the meantime the more capable members of society **coughs women coughs** got on with making sure there was enough food to last the community through the winter.

No it was a comment aimed at all footballers regardless of their nationality..  there's something about the game that brings out the wimp in both players and fans

And who inflated the pig bladders? You're going to say it wasn't a woman. I'm going to say 'no'.

Can't agree with that. You're spot on with the players but the fans are passionate and never say die. I reckon an English pub team would have given Germany as good a game as English players on 100k a week who can't pass the ball to a player in the same f*cking shirt gave the Germans today.

I AGREE    soz but  average  pub teams  could have done better  ,,,,  its all about money now    not the game

True

are you joking????????   i popped into the footie thread after your thrashing and you were all weeping and wailing like kids who had their sweeties taken away and blaming everyone from the ref to the person who sold the pies....and my bet is you still all will be the same for another 3 and a half years. 

yes we did indeed invent football. We had to find something for the silly creatures to do whilst we did the important stuff.
It is hardly our faults that the twits couldn't do it and kept sulking now is it!

I was told once that football was invented by the Japanese. They used to chop people's heads off and kick them around for fun, until one bright spark decided to put some rules in. (Not with the heads - the goal posts). Hmmmm.

United Nations Ambassador in the making

Seriously, you're just not worth bothering with. Knock yourself out with your anti-English threads I will be ignoring them from here on in.

i'm glad you noticed i was holding my tongue there

oooh touchy...i rest my case

lol

But not suicidal  lmao

You'd probably lol a whole lot more at how many Welsh, Scottish and Irish living and working in England who claim to 'hate the English'.

The game's rerunning on BBC3 now  

Don't say that!

Oh totally.

What on Earth are you talking about? 

 yesssssssssssssss

oh as if it's only the Celts

forgot to say i am scottish................   never watch football  even if they were in my garden 

I wonder if this topic will make sense in the morning

Good tactic which I may also employ as far as England are concerned.

As much as Pirate 1234 Who's That Knocking on your Door's I should imagine..........