only the best Saz
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Renton is only having a laff
Of course he is ...it's all just banter
If I thought he was serious, I'd have been rude to him...
Morning, Renton
SARUM - come here right now 
Of course i'm joking
if there were no women in the world - i wud jump off a bridge
Of course i'm joking
if there were no women in the world - i wud jump off a bridge
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including being safer drivers, (yes we are - deal with it!)
And who would have seen loads of accidents in the rear view mirror if only they'd looked or, indeed, realised that their cars are just one moving thing in a 3D space of lots of others. 
It's the same in Tescos driving trolleys. "Ooo, a nice cake. I'll just put my trolley right here, in the middle of the aisle on a very busy day, to have a look!" And my favourite. "Right, I've packed my bags at the front of this long queue at lunchtime on a working day. Now, where did I leave my purse? Was it at the very bottom of this large bag?" You know it's relevant.
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SARUM - come here right now
oo-err....
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if there were no women in the world - i wud jump off a bridge
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"Ooo, a nice cake. I'll just put my trolley right here, in the middle of the aisle on a very busy day, to have a look!"
Gah! That annoys the bloomin heck out of me!!! I hate when people do that, no consideration for anyone else and to make it worse they examine each and every jar of whatever it is they've picked up so they can calculate their weight watchers points and see if they'll have enough extra to make up for the chocolate chip biccies they've just loaded into the trolley 
*and relax*
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It's the same in Tescos driving trolleys. "Ooo, a nice cake. I'll just put my trolley right here, in the middle of the aisle on a very busy day, to have a look!"
I've been known to do that 
But at least I don't wander around the shop with a mobile phone stuck to my ear, getting advice on what to buy...
I am convinced all Renton's female friends and relatives are completely bonkers 
LECCY - you're right, all my friends are female and none of them are quite right (they claim thats my influence,lol)
SLIM - i once had my arse whipped in an Ann Summers - i didn't like it
SLIM - i once had my arse whipped in an Ann Summers - i didn't like it
Well . .. erm - me friend took me in and i was looking at the bodices (nice!) and she ran over and "thwack" - it cocking-well hurt 
No it just hurt 
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me friend took me in and i was looking at the bodices (nice!) and she ran over and "thwack"
Imagine what she'd have done to you if you'd been ogling looking at some of the other merchandise....
felt SOooooo embarrassed
Jelly kocz and rubber fanni's
Jelly kocz and rubber fanni's
I worry about you
The elderly 
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Jelly kocz and rubber fanni's
Don't knock it til you've tried it...(I have a loyalty card from Ann Summers.....
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Lorraine Kelly turned 50 recently
if she stayed slim i wud do the riddle daddle with her - but i think 50 must be the limit (surely)
if she stayed slim i wud do the riddle daddle with her - but i think 50 must be the limit (surely)
Well name a fit 50yr old then - and i say if i'd hide the
Nice choice - though her eyes always looks red n sore
Sausage hidden
Next . . . .
Sausage hidden
Next . . . .
SHARON STONE - nice
Not Subourney Webber
Never Madonna yuk!
Never Madonna yuk!
The beautiful ANN ARCHER
NO NO NO NOT Cher - ewwwwww
